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Iceman Otzi was a Fighter

Theatetus writes "Yahoo! News is running a story from USA Today that Otzi the iceman's murder is more complicated than we thought. It seems Otzi had blood on his clothes and knife from four different people in patterns that suggested he took out two with his bow and carried a wounded or dead person over his shoulder. I sense an action movie in the making..." If you don't remember Otzi, read the original story.

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  1. OOG SPEECHLESS!!! by OOG_THE_CAVEBOY · · Score: -1, Troll

    OTZI WAS OOG'S FRIEND. OTZI COOL, BUT KIND Of a PUSSY. REFUSED TO SMOKE CAVEWEED WITH OOG BECAUSE He SCARED Of CAVE-NARC.

    OOG OFTEN IN FIGHT FOR TWO DAYS, BUT OOG ALWAYS WIN. OOG OFTEN MELLOW OUT ATTACKERS AND THEN BREAK HEADS WITH OPEN-SOURCE Cd!

    OOG SUSPECT CAVEBOY GROK RESPONSIBLE FOR OTZI'S DEATH, AND FOR MAKING HIM GaY.