Please not: The Debian Testing birthday cake will have 10 candles, the Debian Unstable birthday cake will have 9, and the Debian Stable birthday cake will have 7 -- and will only be upgraded to 10 candles when the concept of 10 candle cakes has proved itself sufficiently robust.
Scheduled for sometime around Debian's 15 birthday.
However, the recipe for the cake will be freely available and modifiable for all, as will instructions for the manufacture of the candles, and the party hats.
-- Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
As of South Park 502, we have the right to use the word "shit" as long as we do it with some moderation, so apply,
$ patch -p0 < shit.gz
And you may now say:
scaring the shit.... See? Shit. It's nicer...Quiet true otherwise;o)))
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1. No sig. 2. ???? 3. Profit!!!
Perhaps a little name change too?
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simpleguy
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Debian will, on this special occasion, change the name of its Linux distribution from "Debian GNU/Linux to "Debian SCO/Linux" to reflect the SCO/Caldera/Canopy IP.:):)
After "Woody" comes "Puberty". After that, I suggest "A shave and a real job".;-)
Just kidding. Though I have never used Debian myself (I went from Mandrake to Red Hat and now Gentoo), I can acknowledge and recognize the amount of work their community has done/is doing and the innovations which have spilled over into other distros. Good job!
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Should be "Debian Turning 1010"
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
And don't try bringing your Parents into it, my Dad is bigger than your Dad, because Debian could be your Dad anyway !
Conversion Rate Optimisation French / English consultant
Please not: The Debian Testing birthday cake will have 10 candles, the Debian Unstable birthday cake will have 9, and the Debian Stable birthday cake will have 7 -- and will only be upgraded to 10 candles when the concept of 10 candle cakes has proved itself sufficiently robust.
Scheduled for sometime around Debian's 15 birthday.
However, the recipe for the cake will be freely available and modifiable for all, as will instructions for the manufacture of the candles, and the party hats.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
Rich.
libguestfs - tools for accessing and modifying virtual machine disk images
Debian will, on this special occasion, change the name of its Linux distribution from "Debian GNU/Linux to "Debian SCO/Linux" to reflect the SCO/Caldera/Canopy IP. :) :)
j/k
Scaring the poop out of Linux users since 1993.
Or is that just the length of time since the last stable release?
Just kidding. Though I have never used Debian myself (I went from Mandrake to Red Hat and now Gentoo), I can acknowledge and recognize the amount of work their community has done/is doing and the innovations which have spilled over into other distros. Good job!
Money for nothing, pix for free
Even Debian is getting the marketing bug. Debian 10? Directly from 3? Shades of Red Hat, SuSE et al. Debian isn't suppo...
Cake? Candles? Ooops.
Nevermind.
Soko
(P.S. - Thanks Debian team for leading the way. And for supporting my Alpha when others won't.)
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
These parties will be used by SCO to round up potential IP infringers. Stay at home and save yourself!!!