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Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Posted by michael on from the viewer-discretion-advised dept.

EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"

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  1. Mmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Princess Leia in a gold bikini. Jabba was a smart man.

  2. Dumbest Thing on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am fully prepared to certify this site as the "Dumbest Thing on the Internet." Officially. Lord knows we've seen a lot, haven't we, brothers and sisters, lo these past few years? AmIhot/annoying, dancing baby, Mahir, Star Wars Kid, that Peter Pan Guy. But here on this day August 16th, 2003, I think we can say this is easily the most egregious waste of bandwidth ever.

    I feel dimished for having clicked it, but somehow renewed and newly energized for having survived the experience.

    It's all sunshine and lollypops from here on out, kids.

    -- Spudnuts

    1. Re:Dumbest Thing on the Internet by Chazmati · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought it was kind of funny. Yeah, it's adolescent to take pictures of your toys in sexual positions, but some of his descriptions were pretty funny, especially if you've ever read the Kama Sutra. "The Otter and the Clam"? Think about that.

  3. Re:This is wrong. by va1entino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dude, seriously. It's not even funny. Just really, really stupid.

  4. It's reassuring... by spac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People like this make me realize how lucky I am to have a life.

    Thanks guys!

  5. I'm not sure which is more disturbing... by IDigUNIX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...the fact that someone spent the time/creativity to create the website...
    ...or the fact that it's currently /.'ed.

  6. Re:Unfortunately... by KillerLoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    way better than ignorant, asshole...
    http://bipolar.about.com/library/celebs/bl-carrief isher.htm