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Scout Walker Kama Sutra
EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"
I, for one, look forward to welcoming our new erotic Imperial war machine overlords.
"Hey baby, wanna check out my light saber?" And then I pulled out my fully functional light saber, and she left.
Very wrong.
:)
But funny.
Will this be a Star Wars Galaxies expanision pack?
Begin, this porn war has.
Now the site is almost unresponsive
Improper lubrication Error.
Disengage procreator in ODN Conduit u01.
Inject 10W40 into port.
If this error repeats, reboot libido and try again.
What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
This guy has been dreaming of those erectile light-sabers a little too much.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
This type of story is exactly the sort of thing that fuels geek sterotypes as people with no social life who can't get laid.
Perhaps because it is the type of project that can only be tried by people with no social life who can't get laid.
Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
You, Me...and an AT-AT Walker... ...
Hey, Baby...don't be like that. No-one will ever know you got freaky with a robeast of the four-legged persuasion.
Uh...what are you doing with that tow cable and thermite grenade?
"Far better to lean back, look up at the sky and blast off a few bolts in pleasure where they can do little harm. Be careful of airborne wildlife though - it's not only gratuitous and irresponsible to incinerate fowl in the throes of passion, but it's also something of a passion-killer when frying avian corpses begin to land on you. Be warned: this may even develop into a perverse requirement for gratification if done often enough at the vital moments.
Stories abound, however, that on Targus IV the course of battle was turned fortuitously by a gouging scoutwalker giving so much pleasure that its virginal recipient quite unknowingly blasted three entire attack wings of Targan Light Cruisers - on their way to defend the crumbling front line - clean out of the sky as they shot overhead."
from The Gouging Bull, under the Oral sex link
http://www.santacruzbynight.com/index.shtml Santa Cruz By Night Vampire Larp
What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
Linux and sex. Duh.
The coolest voice ever.
This is of no practical use to slashdotters.
webpage
Not counting Pamela Anderson, of course.
My brain just made this popping noise when I tried to figure out who the audience for this could possibly be...
Christ, I think I let the smoke out. Thanks a lot, Slashdot....
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
Ah, yes...the dark side of the force.
"I was half way through chapter 6. Now the site is almost unresponsive. "
You got that far? I was still trying to get into Position 2 in Chapter 3. But my partner Scout Walker has a "sensor-ache" so she turned around and powered off.
Hmmm, is there a chapter on Scout Walker Self Love...
Vincent J. Murphy
Spandex Justice
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
They probably use WD40 or 10w30 for massage, and wheel bearing grease as anal lube.
Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
I was about to post basically the same thing, but I see it has already been done. I agree that has to be the biggest waste of time ever, right up there with the site that has plastic lawn furniture sex.
Oh well.... now back to rating people on hotornot.com
I'm married. My wife would kill me if I raised my hand.
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
I find your lack of librication disturbing...
You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
This site reminds me of Furnitureporn.com
I think that the sex that was in Star Wars scarred enough of us as is. You had Luke and Leia getting it on in the first movie. Then comes the revelation that they were brother and sister. Han Solo and Chewbacca are evidently a pair of 'nature's bachelors,' having found pleasure together on their space boat (which makes them sailors too). Really, the least objectionable scene of sexuality in the entire first series is when Leia is raped by a huge green tentacle monster named Jaba the Hutt. I think that there was a 4-8 breasted exotic dancer in one of the movies, but I might be mixed up on that. On the other hand, it would fit in nicely with Lucas' stagnant adolescent sexuality.
I could go on and describe the awkward sex in the new series, but that would involve watching that shit.
Careful. WOW is WOW backwards. I've had the grammer Nazi's catch me on that a few times.
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Proof to gentle society that it NEEDS to keep us employed. This was just a warning shot of those with "free" time. :-)
STEP AWAY FROM THE EWOK!
Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
Women and Sex?
Forget "Who's your daddy?!"
The time for "Who's your father?! has come.
Business \Busi"ness\, n.;
A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
And you have succeeded in proving that...you are the geekiest geek. Congratulations. Not sure what prize comes with that.
Ceci n'est pas un post
Or how about just star wars porn...
Yoda Does Dagobah
Deep Inside Amidala
Jabbathroat
Meh.
I submit a story about avoiding future blackouts and it gets rejected in favor of this tripe? Jesus.
I hate sigs.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
"Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay."
Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
Grooming the Wookie
Making the Kessel Run
Polishing Vader's Helmet
Evacuating Tatooine
Unsheathing the Meatsaber
Releasing the Special Edition
Jumping to Delight Speed
Communicating with Red Leader One
Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
Tinkering With the R2 Unit
Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
Test Firing the Death Star
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
Its like Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
*wave hand* This is not the pr0n you are looking for.
Free as in mason.
Choking Jar-Jar
Just like IRL and euphemistically, surely what every SW fan really wants to do.
"Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it" - Tom Lehrer
And get all huffy about geek sex innuendos? Sheesh. At least the rest of us are honest about it.