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The Death of A Universe

ninthwave writes "The Guardian is running an article on research into the visible effects of entropy in the Universe. Alan Heavens of The University of Edinburgh did the research also posted at The Royal Astronomical Society with this article" I dunno - expansion, heat death - it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end." Update: 08/18 16:36 GMT by S : Headline fixed.

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  1. Now I'm worried by Mad-cat · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, if I'm alive in 5 billion years, I'll die in a fiery red version of our sun.

    1. Re:Now I'm worried by phthisic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hahaha. That's funny. It's an old saw. I think Sagan mentioned it in one of his books. An astronomer is giving a lecture and he says the universe will end in 5 billion years. A guy stands up in sort of a panic and says, "How many years?" The astronomer repeats himself. The guy sits down, saying, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said 5 million."

      Just an aside, in one of his books, Sagan tells a story about how he was working at an observatory late one New Years Eve. A guy calls up and Sagan can hear the sounds of a party in the background. The guy, obviously drunk, says, "Let me talk to an ashtromener."

      Sagan says, "This is Carl Sagan. I'm an astronomer."

      The guy says, "Whatsh zat fuzzy thing up in the shky?"

      Sagan knows there's a comet visible so he tells the guy it's a coment.

      "Whatsha comet?" the guy asks.

      "Well," replies Sagan. "It's sort of like a dirty snowball."

      After a short pause the caller says, "I wanna shpeak to a real Shtromoner."

    2. Re:Now I'm worried by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, since in the article they mentioned that the Big Bang occured 14 billion years ago, they are using "U.S. Billions" (10^9) and not "U.K. Billions" (10^12). That means that they predict the Sun will engulf Earth in 5*10^9 years (5 "U.S. Billion" Years).

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  2. U of E by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't this guy also go on to invent transparent aluminum then come back to the present and give away the formula to a fabricator in San Francisco?

    "Computer! Oh computer?"

  3. W has decided: by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Entropy is the cause of the East Coast Blackout. Or as he put it, "enteropie".

    Oh, and Karl Rove has declared that entropy was created during the Clinton administration and a partisan Congress has prevented W from eliminating it.

  4. Job description by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just the other day I was told I couldn't put "minimize entropy" as my job description where I work. Now look what's happening. I'm going to take this article to my boss and say "I told you so!"

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  5. Gravity and Heat by TuataraShoes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The reality is that we know so little about the universe that we can't even account for 90% of the gravity in our own galaxy. We call it dark matter because we can't see it anywhere but we need it to balance the visible mass against the visible size and rotation of the Milky Way.
    We have only just begun to think about the shape of the universe. As in... What is at the edge, and what is beyond that? Or does it curl around in a sort of 11 dimentional sphery type thing. Figuring out the total heat or mass in the universe is still way beyond us.
    We don't yet have a theory of gravity that works for the galaxy, or fits with electromagnetic and nuclear forces.

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  6. Universe ripped apart by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read somewhere recently (forgive me, I remember not where) of a new-ish theory that if the rate of expansion continues to increase that the universe will be ripped apart. that is to say, the rate of expansion would be so great that not only gravity would fail, but even strong and weak forces. All matter would be torn to shreds as it accelerated ever faster and faster.

    IANAP, so anyone who is one, or studying to become one care to comment?

  7. I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 4, Funny
  8. Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it. by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The fact is, we are rather unsure of what will happen as the universe ends.

    When I was an undergraduate, my astrophysics and cosmology courses went into a number of models. The problem isn't that any of these models are inherently wrong. The real problem is that we don't have the observational evidence to choose and properly parameterize any particular model. Hasn't anyone else noticed the constant influx of observations that favor one model or another? I don't think these observations are necessarily wrong either, they are just pushing our techniques to their limits.

    Not long ago, a new and very interesting model was published. It fits well with observations. Anyone with a passing interest in cosmology and/or string theory should read that paper, it's very short and easily digestable. This idea is, of course, very interesting. Is it actually the way the universe works? Hmmm, I don't know. We just don't have the observational capability to say with a high degree of certainty how the universe will evolve on a long timescale.

    Sure, I like hearing about the latest measurements and calculations. But, I take it all with a megaparsec-scale cloud of sodium. It's interesting, but not too meaningful, most of the time.

    This debate is definitely going to go on for some years to come. In fact, it may well not have a good answer for 5-15 gigayears.

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  9. Re:"An Universe"? by Goody · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here...

    aaaahhh, forget it..

    I, for one, welcome our grammar-challenged Slashdot Editor overlords.

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  10. The Last Question by sICE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interrestingly enough, Isaac Asimov already told us just that.

  11. Re:What a joke! by (void*) · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Who is more arrogant - the man who tries very hard to make a firm conclusion based on the best data available, or the man who says he can't do it and it would be futile to try?


    The answer is obvious.

  12. My take on this by wiggys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe the last "days" of the universe will consist of groups of highly advanced intelligent beings scavenging for matter in a dying universe to sustain them. They will still be looking for a way to create another universe, and therefore new life. If they succeed, they will no doubt create a universe with a slightly different set of parameters so that life evolves much earlier than it did in the present universe.

    Perhaps they will find a way to teleport into the new universe they create, each life form becoming truly a God.

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  13. Re:"An Universe"? (with apologies to Monty Python) by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Announcer: "Today, in our studios, we have an Elk, I mean, an expert..."

    Anne Elk: "Not Anne Expert, Anne Elk!"

    Announcer: "Yes. Sorry. Today we have a-n expert, not a-n-n-e Expert on... the Universe..."

    Anne Elk: "That's right Chris, I am."

    Announcer: "An Expert?"

    Anne Elk: "No... Anne Elk"

    Tim

  14. they have neglected hawking radiation by PhysicsExpert · · Score: 3, Informative

    The conclusions drawn by this article would appear to be fairly trivial at first. Basically energy can neither be created or destroyed and as the universe is expanding the overall energy density of the universe is faling. Less energy density means less luminosity.

    I think, however that the scientists haven't accounted for the effects of hawking radiation, which is basically the energy given out when a piece of matter falls into a black hole. Hawking radiation is obtained from matter that is otherwise lost frrm the universe and as such does not obey the classical laws of thermodynamics. Because of this the amount of energy in the universe is actually increasing although the rate at which it is doing so is extremely slow. As mentioned by the article however the number of black holes is increasing (all matter is drawn together by gravity so in a long enough timescale it will eventually coalesce to form a black hole) and so the hawking radiation will increase. It is therefore likely that in a billion years from now, the sky will actually be brighter than it is now, not from stars (which as the article points out will have disappeared) but from a brilliant glow of hawking radiation.

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  15. Re:Am grammar died by maddskillz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just to drive the point home, I found this at www.dictionary.com: In writing, the form a is used before a word beginning with a consonant sound, regardless of its spelling (a frog, a university). The form an is used before a word beginning with a vowel sound (an orange, an hour).

  16. um, sure... by cybermage · · Score: 3, Funny

    it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end."

    This guy must have been fun at parties.

  17. 'The lamps are going out all over the universe.' by *weasel · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... i thought the blackout was confined to new york, detroit and cleveland?

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  18. Re:"An Universe"? by TheShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "But language is an evolving invention of the people and not a set of rules defended by an elite crackerjack force of grammar gnomes."

    Tell that to the French.

    *rimshot*

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  19. Sad news, Universe dead at ~14 Gyr by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just read some sad news in the Guardian - the Universe was found dead in its multidimensional home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss it, even if you weren't a fan of its work there's no denying its contribution to popular culture. Truly a cosmological icon.

  20. Re:"An Universe"? by dodongo · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's called "epenthesis"--the insertion of a sound becuase the language seems to dictate it.

    Ex. A + hour ---> "An hour"

    In this case, the [n] sound is epenthetic.

    I'm sure some folks studying phonology can give us the official formula for English... I guess the [n] only pops up between the determiner "a" and a vowel sound-initial word. The "yoo" sound in "universe" is a semivowel :-P

  21. Earth not to be engulfed! by Luyseyal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The sun will swell to become a red giant until it engulfs Earth.

    Actually, it's been recently shown (1, 2) that Earth could survive Sol's expansion, though it would be really frickin' hot!

    -l

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  22. Re:Am grammar died by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Hmmm, there exists more then one cat. However, people refer to "a cat", all the time. If someone was referring to "the universe", saying there is only a single universe, you might have a point. I have heard people refer to "the cat", and when there is only a single obvious meaning nobody is confused. Just like the implied you in the sentence "Sit down".

    The term Universe from it's root is inherently singluar. There can't be two, because by definition, the two as a whole would then be considered the "Universe", and we'd lack the appropriate term for the two parts. I completely understand that science has subverted this, and decided to use the term multiverse to be unambigious.

    About the only place I can even contemplate having more then one Universe, is in mathmatics where you have Universal Sets. There, you make the noun "set" plural.

    First the "atom" (the root word means indivisible, guess the guys on the Manhatten project weren't paying attention), now the "universe" (its root means roughly all inclusive of everything). Can't we wait until we are sure of the properties before we name things. That's why multiverse, and sub-atomic particles are oxymorons.

    Kirby

  23. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by jdgreen7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure this document is very enlightening to those with the property background knowledge, but any paper with the phrase "according to conventional four-dimenional quantum field theory" (page 3) is a bit beyond my comprehension, and I'm not sure if it can be called easily digestable...

  24. Re:"An Universe"? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's called "epenthesis"--the insertion of a sound becuase the language seems to dictate it.

    No, it's called a mistake, because the language doesn't dictate it, a semi-literate "editor" does, who remembers half the rule he learnt in primary school. It's the mindless extension of a rule, like putting an apostrophe before every final "s" when it's neither a possessive nor a contraction.

  25. The Death of An Career by doc_traig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hemos,

    You have embarrassed we for the last time. Get an box and clean out you locker.

    Loves,

    Taco

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  26. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by confused+one · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was a good paper, at the time. Since it's publication; however, we have some fairly good evidence that the universe isn't going to slow down and compact in a "crunch" The evidence shows that the universe is actually accelerating outward. Additional evidence, seems to indicate that there isn't enough mass to reverse the acceleration. Current accepted theory is that the universe will continue to expand and thermodynamically "die"

  27. Obligatory Rimshot by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...who won the Nobel prize in 1974 for his work in discovering quasars at Cambridge University...

    You'd think someone would have noticed before then. They were behind the couch the whole time.

    Ba-BOOM! Thanks, I'm here all evening.