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Spammer Ducks For Cover
rabidgremlin writes "The New Zealand Herald has an article about a NZ based spammer who has shut up shop after being at the receiving end of an anti-spam campaign. Good riddance I say, but some of his comments ("never intended to break any regulations" and "I'll just stick to search engines and web sites - that's still plenty of fun and money.") had me wondering if he and other spammers are as really naive as the article makes out."
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Nacho (see also "Scranus", "Taint", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundel", "Dirty Inch") - The perineum, the space between a man's ass and his balls, ie "Nacho ass, Nacho balls..." - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut
Naked Eyes - Some gross sexual image that sticks in your head for the rest of your life. In my case a fat lunch lady shaving her pubes with a rusty butter knife. Name is from the band that sang the song "Always something there to remind me". - Kenny Johnson, Massachusetts
Name That Song - When fucking a girl, you make her hum or whistle famous childhood songs such as "The wheels on the bus go round and round" and you try to guess the name of the song. When you come to one you don't know, you pull out and blow it in her mouth and say was it "Mary had a mouth full of cum!!!" - S-10
Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occurred when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with a really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butthole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life. - Ben Hardy, Massachusetts
Nantucket Windmill - It is a combo of an "Abe L*ncoln" and the "Toboggan", but you "toboggan" her out the front door and into the cold winter air to make icicles on the beard. - Uncle Andy
Napalm - While receiving oral sex in bed, you pull the covers over the head of a victim (the girl giving you head) and rip off a huge fart. You then reach under the covers and light a match. (ie "I napalmed this girl last night, it burnt her eyebrows off!") - Gump
Napoleon - You shoot your cum up her nose so she goes cross-eyed, then cut off her legs at the knees. Slap her on the face, and scream "THANKS FOR LOUISIANA, BITCH!" - Undercover Boyzone, Florida
Napoleon Bonar-part - Strap a bayonet on your cock while fucking a French midget. - Mike T, Brooklyn
Nassatall - Term used to describe a woman when she has absolutely no ass whatsoever... nassatall, literally "no ass at all". - Andrew, Massachusetts
Nasty Darrel - The act of having anal sex with a girl, then pulling out and brushing her teeth with your cock. - K. Hungus, Purdue University
Naughty Dog - Work up a smoker (hard on) then smack some unsuspecting girl in the face (more specifically on the nose) with it like she just shit on the rug. - Rob Deady, Rhode Island
Naval Commander - When a man ejaculates into a woman's bellybutton (naval). - The Keymaster
Neapolitan 1) You punch her in the nose, cum on her chin, and shit on her chest. - Jacob J. Mauldin, Texas
2) Find a girl that's on the rag (having her period). Fuck her without a condom. Then, before you cum, stick it in her ass and cum deep inside. Then grab a spoon and enjoy! - Ricky, Florida
Nebraskan - Have your girlfriend eat a whole bunch of corn on the cob, give it a good day or two and have her take a nice shi. Proceed to eat that corn right out of her shit.
Needle in a Hay Stack - When a girl goes down on an Asian man and she has to look for his tiny, little, yellow dick. Hence the name - it's like looking for a "Needle in a Hay Stack" - R9T, California
Nessy - A turd that sticks up out of the water in the the toilet. Like those old pictures of the famous monster. - HotCarl, Ohio
N*stle Q*ik Trick - Find a lactose intolerance, blind girl, convince her to give you head, then when you're going to go off in her mouth, pour warm chunky chocolate milk down her throat. - Kenny Johnson, Massachusetts
Neutron Bomb (aka Eradicator) Walk into a semiformal social event, buck-ass naked, and begin jacking off into the punch bowl while counting down from ten. No damage will be done to the structure but the room will be void of life. For extra points, count in German. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
New England Stiffy - Go to New England, find a sailo
Gambler - Find a fake white beard and wear it while you're having sex. When she's getting really into it, start singing Kenny R*gers' Gambling Man (recommended singing loudly) and do these positions:
1) You gotta know when to hold 'em.... Grab her tits and SQUEEZE hard
2) Know when to fold 'em.... Pinch her pussy lips together even harder
3) Know when to walk away... "Donkey punch" her
4) Know when to run... Do the "Stranger" and jizz on her face, steal $20 bucks out of her wallet and crawl out the window so she wakes up sticky, broke and confused. - James, Oregon
Gamblin' and Losin' (aka "Dutch Treat") - The unexpected result of a "Dutch Oven" gone bad. - BDogg, Pennsylvania
Gallagher - Convince a girl to have sex with you without a condom (a girlfriend on the pill would be the easiest solution). When the time arrives, cum inside of her. As she lays there, satisfied, soaking in your manpipe, reach under the bed and produce a large, novelty-sized mallet. Proceed to hit her in the stomach with it as hard as you can. This will cause your spew to explode out of her and splatter the first six rows. Make sure the audience has their plastic covering, and a wacky good time will be had by all! - Alex, California
Gap - 1) The act of sucking a girls clit through the gap in your teeth and proceeding to whistle the Andy Gr*ffith theme song while fingering her asshole.
2) When you pay a lot of money for a nice looking pussy (or other orifice) but when you try it on, it doesn't fit well.
Garbage Disposal - When you are fucking her is the ass, and then you slap her on the back like you are turning on a light switch. Pull out your meat bus and then cram it down her throat 'til the "Garbage Disposal" is clean. Then clean her up with your white ivory soap. - Gene Fisher, Oregon
Gardener - when you are doing a girl from behind, you pause and yank the hairs (weeds) from her asshole, then you proceed to "sow your seed" by cumming on her anus.
Gary C*leman - You try and give it to her up the butt for the first time. She ain't lettin' you, gives you a scowl, and replies: "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis." - Mr. Blue, Minnesota
Gas Mask - 1) While doing the "San Fran Tickler", fart in her mouth. - KEEB07
2) When a guy squats on a girl's face, and puts his dick in her mouth, his sac goes across the bridge of the nose, and a ball goes over each eye. - The Phynn
Gaylord P*rry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make a famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
GecHo - The act of rubbing sand in one's rather loose anus in order to increase friction, and the enjoyment of one's male counterpart. - Ima, Canada
Gene Simm*ns - When you eat a chick out while she's on her period, then you stick out your tongue and spit out the blood. - Snow, Columbus
Gentleman-style (see also "Doggystyle", "Donkey-style") - He helps push in her stool...
Gerbiloon - When you fill a gerbil with helium and stick it up a chick's ass. - Will Smith, New York
German Chocolate Cock - Per the famous, delicious dessert of a similar name, ram your member into an unsuspecting German female's mouth, and whilst squatting over her torso yell "Sheitza!" and release a hot, muddy loaf on her chest (the cake). As she gags on your jones, pull out and spray copious amounts of your hot, steamy cream (the icing) atop the lumpy chocolate colored residue while yelling "Blitz Krieg!". Add 2 sporks and enjoy! Don't be greedy, invite her deranged Euro friends over in the corner to come and share an after-dinner golden shower! Das lecker, ya? - Dr. Dilznik, DC
German Thumb - While doing a chick doggystyle quickly jam your thumb up her ass.
Getting Ahabed (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Dr*ke", "Land Lubber
Hahah. Flamebait? Proof positive that the mods here are still living in their parents' basements, jerking it to anime tentacle sex porn, popping their zits and tucking their penises in between their legs pretending they are girls. Fucking faggots. How many of you have experienced the taste of a vagina (and no, fucking your cousins don't count)? Go ahead and let the 'your mom/grandmother/sister/other female relative' jokes fly, you unoriginal fuckwits. Fuck all of you Slashfucks.
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I was thinking the saaaaaame thing about all of these retards here, that get to make a good story go bad with their rediculously idiotic comments and flames. The majority of these dimwits probably haven't even discovered their own penises yet.
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No doubt that letter from SCO scared him into closing up shop. If I recall correctly, SCO has specific IP rights to all annoying matter that exists electronically. Shame on you, Shane.