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Russia Plans Martian Nuclear Station

Posted by michael on from the dreaming-big dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC reports that Russian scientists have announced plans to build a nuclear power station on Mars. They say that all the necessary technical drawings have now been completed, and all will be ready for the construction work to begin. The power plant should be up and running by 2030."

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  1. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This First Post is Dedicated to Brian Jaricshaus and Kelvin Prilasnanskovishc. They are madly in love, and I wish them luck in their quest for same-sex marriage rights.

    Those guys really love each other. I mean... madly in love.

    1. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      This second post is dedicated to Shitdot and its anti-crapflooding mechanisms.

    2. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


      Would you say thier love is greater than that of an open source fan-boy's love on Linux.

      Cause its all relative.

  2. Er by cca93014 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Russia, Russian Russians Russia Russia?

    Oh, fuck.

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    Invoicing, Time Tracking, Reporting

  3. In Soviet Russia, Martians fear YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [n/t]

  4. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wrong! That should be, "IN SOVIET MARS".

  5. Re:Can't .... Resist! ....... by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    South Park.

    it mighta been in Futurama, but its definitely from the Underpants Gnomes episode in South Park.

  6. no more by SHEENmaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I don't do America/Russia jokes anymore, haven't for ten years. Now I do observational commedy about relationships and stuff.", Yackov Shmirnov to Bobby Hill

    (Do we really want the soviets building ANYTHING that is REMOTELY dangerous? Don't give me that "cold war is over" crap either, I saw Stalin burst out of his coffin on the Simpsons!)

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    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
    1. Re:no more by BrainInAJar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That was VI Lenin, you tool. Stalin killed a bunch of people, Lenin lead the revolution (and even if you don't agree with the ideology, getting a bunch of farmers & facory workers to rise up and defeat the Czar is a pretty impressive task)

    2. Re:no more by fenix+down · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      A brief history of the Soviet Union.

      Look, it's all right there. First, the proletariat siezes the means of prodution, then the Monopoly Man steals the black team's flag and steps on chunky Irish Luke Skywalker's nuts. I'm sure I don't need to explain.

  7. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post

  8. Their love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Their love could crack the toughest 2056 bit encryption around.

  9. On Soviet Mars... by asternick · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mars gets to YOUR ass!

  10. Re:On Soviet Mars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LOL. Brilliant. Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant!