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SCO: Code Proof Analyzed, Linus Interviewed
Arker writes "Bruce Perens has now obtained a copy of the entire slide show from which the recently scrutinized SCO-related Linux code excerpts came, and has analyzed the remainder of the 'evidence' they presented there. Their other code exhibit turns out to have been the venerable Berkeley Packet Filter(!), and their revised line-counts are consistent with simply adding together all the lines of code that have been contributed by Unix licensees." Also, Iphtashu Fitz writes "A new interview with Linus Torvalds has been posted on eWeek.com. In it he slams SCO over the recently leaked source code. Among other things, he points out in the interview that some of the code in question has been removed from the 2.6 kernel ['because developers complained about how "ugly" it was'] before SCO even started complaining."
By Tim Copperfield
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"This GNAA shit is getting out of hand. Slashdot needs troll filters. Or better yet a crap flood mod that I can exclude from my browsing. Seriously, a good troll is art, what you dumb fucks are doing is just plain stupid." said spacecowboy420.
macewan, on linuxquestions said "Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want GNAA to buy them??"
After careful consideration and debate, GNAA board of directors agreed to purchase 6,426,600 preferred shares and 113,102 common shares (the equivalent of 150,803 ADSs) of SCO, for an aggregate consideration of approximately US$26.9 million and approximately $40 million for gay niggers that were working in Lindon, Utah offices of The SCO Group.
If all goes well, the final decision is to be expected shortly, followed by transfer of most SCO niggers from their Lindon, UT offices to the GNAA Headquarters in New York.
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McBride: All your code are belong to us. Linus: Once and for, shut the fuck the up!
Thats funny, I don't see anyone new on my fans list... ;)
In seriousness, thats what happens when you hire an IT guy for 40 hours/week and only assign him 2 hours worth of work per day.
now shhh!
The unofficial
Totally OT, but hear hear! IBM products are rock solid, and their customer service is unbe-fucking-lievable. Their stuff is big, ugly, American-looking and it just never breaks, unless you accidently pull your laptop to floor with an ethernet cable and shatter the screen. Stupid lack of wireless in my office...
I found it pretty funny and not sick. You may want to read along for a few good laughs. Go read the latest story with the 55 year old woman in leather. Its not sick but horribly funny because is so awefull. Ok ok the thought of doing it with her makes me sick.:-)
You have to admit its funny.
http://saveie6.com/
What we have is actually a very thorough response and rebuttal to Darl's proferring of HANDSE to the GIVER (investors who have nothing better to do than hang around Las Vegas).
When the enforcer (Perens) puts down the law, all those trash-talking hos (McBride) are besmote and put IN THEIR respective PLACES.
On the other hand, now THIS is goatse.cx. Get it right, AC. You also forgot to post as PARENT IS A GOATSE.C, asshat. ^_^
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON