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Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet

An anonymous reader writes "Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet? If so, this article at LinuxDevices.com is just what you've been looking for. Henry Minsky has caught the Mini-ITX motherboard bug big-time, arguing that the tiny, yet full-featured boards can now compete favorably with more traditional embedded platforms." Minsky explains that: "Messages and alerts could be printed to the teletype automatically from remote locations (such as our Yahoo calendar), while a user could send messages and access services such as weather and news headlines from the teletype keyboard."

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  1. Once again... by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet?

    No.

    1. Re:Once again... by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny
      Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet?

      No.

      You, sir, are hereby expelled from Geek Club due to your blatant failure to own every single piece of obscure or ancient technology ever invented. Hand in your membership badge to the steward and never darken the doors of Slashdot again.

    2. Re:Once again... by dipipanone · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who the hell cares about this? What we want is:

      More SCO!
      Better SCO!
      Faster SCO!

      SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO
      SCO, wonderful SCO...

    3. Re:Once again... by hplasm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet? No.

      I'm too busy overclocking my Babbage Engine. More Steam!!

      Blast it! That cooling fan is too large!

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    4. Re:Once again... by Surak · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but I'd really really like to figure out a way to port Linux or NetBSD to the thing... :)

    5. Re:Once again... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK. Connecting the teletype to the internet probably violates one of SCO's copyrights. In fact, I'd really believe this since the teletype and their code base are about the same vintage.

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      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
      Ben
  2. ASCII Quake!! by Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hook this bad boy up to a machine running ASCII Quake, and give new meaning to the term "Frag"!

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    Let's try not to let fact interfere with our speculation here, OK?
  3. Once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet?

    (nervously) Who sent you?

  4. Actually I do have one by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A VT220 terminal sitting here in a box, too precious to throw away, too useless to do anything with except perhaps hook up to a Linux box as a useless console.

    And now I can hook it to the Internet! This is seriously useful stuff. Maybe I can make it beep as the text appears, in double size, so that people can see I have a REAL computer!

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    Ceci n'est pas une signature
  5. 5 bit serial AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Do you have an old teletype with a 5-bit serial interface sitting around that you've been itching to hook up to the Internet? "

    This project coupled with the authors last name, brings new meaning to "artificial intelligence".

  6. It's important that they make noise by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the point of having an alert if you have to go look for it?

    That means the older the better.

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    Government of the people, by corporate executives, for corporate profits.
  7. Bell and other sounds ideal for alerts by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bell is real, but the teletype itself makes so much darn noise that it would be ideal for notification of alerts needing immediate attention. My anecdote us that a friend once hacked one into a being printer for an Apple][. Not only did it make a din during normal operation, because his was missing some structural support it would occilate and bang into the adjacent metal table. Not everyone in the area had the same level of appreciation of this feature however. ;)

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    Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
  8. Do you see what I'm seeing? by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! That's SCO code!

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    "I used to have that really cool,funny sig ,but it got stolen."
  9. Telex? by Wansu · · Score: 3, Funny


    I once worked for a company whose business cards had a Telex number on them. At a trade show, I gave a young feller my card. He studied it briefly and pointed to the Telex number at the bottom asking what it was. I said, "That's our Telex number." He looked at me and asked, "What's a Telex?" "It's a Teletype that can store messages", I replied. He seemed to nod, acknowledging my answer but then asked, "What's a Teletype."

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    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
  10. Stock tickers by asherh · · Score: 3, Funny
    For that true retro feel you don't need a Teletype, you need a telegraph stock ticker. Lovely things made of brass and wood!

    Of course, inputting commands is rather trickier...

  11. Patterns with punched paper tape by jeepliberty · · Score: 5, Funny
    In tuning and calibrating the signal on a radioteletype it is customary to send RYRYR. This presents a pattern on the 5-level punched paper tape like


    1 o.o.o.o
    2 .o.o.o.
    3 o.o.o.o
    4 .o.o.o.
    5 o.o.o.o

    And of course, if you ever get gibberish, you should physically observer the tape for a messages:
    1 ooo...o..ooo..ooo....o...o.ooo
    2 o..o..o...o...o......oo.oo.o
    3 ooo...o...o...oo.....o.o.o.ooo
    4 o..o..o...o...o......o...o.o
    5 ooo...o...o...ooo....o...o.ooo

  12. Been there, done that by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I already tried it.

    The pop-up ads were hell.

    So I'm going to be using an Altair 8800 front panel for web surfing, instead.

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    -- I have monkeys in my pants.