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SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come

bl8n8r writes "Experts say when vacationers get back to work Monday, Inboxes will unleash the worms worst attacks. Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems. "

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  1. Cost Benefit Analysis by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the majority of the cost comes from cleaning the system, I would recommend (in my professional opinion) simply letting the systems remain infected.

    1. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by jmv · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea! Do you have a degree at the Enron Institute of Business? :)

    2. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure if this should be +5 funny. It is a real option for some users.

      I have known many people that actually know they have a virus on their computer and don't make it the first priority in using their systems... if it is usable by them, they don't care.

      Of course, this sort of person doesn't have the slightest understanding (or care) that their system is causing a variety of problems on other systems.

      They only seem to care if it is causing THEM some problem.

      I've long since given up trying to explain what is going on to these folks or the urgency of solving their own virus problem in a timely manner. I make sure that their system is as up-to-date as possible and make sure their virus protection software automatically updates as frequently as possible.

      And, recently, these are the folks that I have broken my long standing rule on, and configured "Windows to update automatically" and not wait for the user to OK it.

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    3. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by shepd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >I've long since given up trying to explain what is going on to these folks or the urgency of solving their own virus problem in a timely manner.

      Try this one:

      "Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."

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    4. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Electrum · · Score: 5, Interesting

      With eight IT dudes running around fixing all of the Wintel systems

      No "IT dudes" worth anything will be "running around fixing" things. If they had done their job properly in the first place, they wouldn't have to fix anything at all.

    5. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try this one:

      "Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."


      Thank God!

      They've FINALLY started jailing people for being too stupid to own computers! ;-)

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    6. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Natty+P · · Score: 5, Funny

      This should be Microsoft's next big marketing campaign!

      I'm sure it'll be more successful than .NET or that stupid WinXP commercial with the Madonna song and people flying around....

      "Where do you want to go today?!?! Federal prison?!?! If not, upgrade now!"

  2. Worms worms and more worms by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is 2003 the year of the Worm on the Chinese calendar? I'm confused!

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  3. Procmail finally by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Informative

    Our computers aren't getting infected: between virus scan, ZoneAlarm, ancient e-mail client and knowing not to open the stupid attachments, we've not gotten infected.

    But >1000 100K e-mails per day to a single address were swamping our ability to do anything but download and delete.

    It took two days of querying tech support at my ISP before they'd admit that procmail would work, and a quickie recipe dumps all the infected files. Yay. I should have just done it without checking tech support, for all they helped.

    This was listed in a previous thread, but it's worth repeating:
    In a .procmailrc file, put :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr)" /dev/null

    This deletes any message with a pif, exe or scr attachment.

    I'll get more sophisticated later once I learn more about procmail, but for now, this does the job, without having to worry about SHELL and PATH settings.

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  4. Brain-dead auto-responders... by ktakki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So far this week, I've received only seven actual copies of W32/Sobig. However, the number of messages from mailer-daemons and mail server virus scanners has exceeded this by a factor of ten. Some of these rejection messages actually include a copy of the infected .PIF file.

    You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field. I didn't send it, my Mac is not infected. You're just annoying me. Please go away.

    At best, this is collateral damage. At worst, these rejection messages are actually advertising the IP addresses of infected systems. Should a virus drop a back door payload, this would multiply the damage.

    k.

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  5. SoNice.ToSee.YouBack by blcamp · · Score: 5, Funny


    Don't complain.

    With SoMany.IT.Workers unemployed, SoBig.And.ItsVariants have a strangely positive side effect... ...job security.

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    The problem with socialism is that they always run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
  6. Ouch! by Shadow2097 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've been dealing with literally thousands of emails coming into my office just today! The sales people are having a running contest to see who gets the most infected emails every hour. So far the winners are usually at ~150/hour.

    Normally we don't block emails with specific attachments at our post office because it takes too long to scan them. Our company of 100 people averages 14,000 legit email per day in and out, but with this outbreak as bad as it is (and not peaked yet!) the blocking is being instated tonight.

    While musing with a programmer here who just moved her daughter into college, we brought up an interesting thought: Hundreds of thousands of college kids are moving back into dorms with huge fat pipes and Outlook style email clients on computers that haven't been patched since April or May. Yikes!

    -Shadow

  7. Sorry - shoulda previewed by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Informative
    The line wrapping on the recipe got mangled:
    :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr)"
    /dev/null
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    Design for Use, not Construction!
  8. Even worse... by cperciva · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field.

    The situation is even worse than that: Most (all?) of the virus scanners sending me autoreplies correctly identified the virus as being Sobig -- which always uses spoofed source addresses.

    Sending autoreplies is sometimes useful, but these scanners should at very least have a table which tells them, for each virus, whether an autoreply should be sent (ie, a table which specifies if a virus uses spoofed source addresses).

  9. Slashdot Headline Concat Fun by JonTurner · · Score: 5, Funny

    String the last two 'default' headlines together and whaddaya get?

    "New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked. Sobig. Worst Is Yet To Come."

    Yep. That just about says it all!

  10. Read between the lines by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems rather than the destruction of files or the opening of files to outsiders on the Internet, which can be problems with many computer viruses. Pescatore said that the cost of both technical support personnel and lost productivity by the computers' users can range from $500 to $1,000 per infected machine.

    And who is Marc Sunner? he's the CTO of MessageLabs. And what does MessageLabs do, you ask? see for yourself, from the main page at messagelabs.com:

    Email security today is a global issue which pervades whole organizations. Viruses, spam, pornographic material and other harmful or unwanted content represent a serious risk to your company. To combat these all too real threats, you need a total, proven and effective solution. Only MessageLabs can assure you of complete peace of mind from complete email security

    $500 to $1000 to clean up each infected machine? Right, whatever Marc. And it's obvious you don't have *any* interest in propagating that baloney too. (on second thought, if you hire me to clean your machines, I'll do 5% discount off that price).

    Another fine impartial article reposted by Slashdot. (By the way, the word you're looking for is "advertising") ...

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  11. Re:school's in! by Jacer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't funny, I work on campus tech support. It's move in week, and the 30 of us on staff are working 60+ hours this week. 8,000 or so computers are coming back, of those, we expect about 5,600 to be unpatched, and we expect that of those 5,600, that only 1,400 or so will be able to follow our documentation. That leaves us with 4,200 machines to patch, and clean before Monday (and here I sit on Slashdot)

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  12. how can people fall for it... again by kubla2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    What I find discouraging is that the lemmings are falling for it despite this being The Week of Teh Worm.

    All the hopeful articles that have sited users claiming a new awareness of the risk of worms and virii seem to be pipe dreams.

    Dumb users are dumb users and the more infectuous and persistant the virus, the more networks are going to get hammered. Why oh why aren't all pif, scr, exe, com, and vbs attachments just blocked by the MDA. There is no good reason for allowing an end user the huge complexity of choosing whether or not to click on the latest attachment that's come to them from "the internet".

    If the lemmings are getting suckered this week... when every news medium is blathering on about viruses worming their way through nuclear reactors and motor vehicle registration offices, what hope is there for when the attention has settled?

  13. Where I work... by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We haven't seen the virus. But then again, we're admins who know what we're doing...

    That's right, we run $CO UnixWare. And since there are only 2 or 3 other copies of $CO UnixWare being used in the world, we don't have to worry about worms and viruses.

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    Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

  14. Re:RPC Patch by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also keep in mind that refilling the washer fluid in your car will not prevent you from getting a flat tire.

    Just this morning I changed a flat tire on a car that had a full tank of washer fluid and discovered this.

  15. Re:Finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    They named a virus after my penis.

    No, child, it's a worm. That's why they named it after your penis.

  16. Re:RPC Patch by aldousd666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're a company and it's going to cost you the money to clean worms, get a mail scanner. We haven't been infected with a single email worm for as long as I've been here at the company. (2 years) and we have 1400 users. I think a kink in the budget for scanmail once was a kickass investment in that we have been immune to every single worm (we actually patched everyone in time for the d-com worm as well, so we didn't get that one) If you're going to use windows, get a mail scanner, and deploy your patches via Group Policy before you hear about the exploits. And no, we don't have windows automatic updates enabled either, that's definately not the answer to anyone's problems, at least not in the corporate world. It may be good for people at home, unless they have dialup, then they're f'd, and shouldn't be trusting their computers to microsoft software. May I suggest a preventative approach: NTBUGTRAQ.com has a nice mailing list that seems to keep at least a few days ahead of the exploits. Russ Cooper has saved us more than once.

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  17. How did you get SoBig? by og_sh0x · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a user that called me because he actually got a copy of SoBig in his inbox. Usually our mail scanners are really good at filtering out even the newest viruses. What I didn't realize is that our AutoUpdate had failed that day, so it didn't have the SoBig update. So I asked him, "Well how the heck did you get SoBig?" and he answered, "From eating so many sandwiches."

  18. Some companies deserve it by EZmagz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My company being one of them. The place I currently work (fuck it, I hate working there anyway...it's 3M, the Scotch Tape(tm) people) is a disaster zone right now. The entire IT staff is contract-only. There is no centralized IT plan for keeping systems up-to-date, beyond updating the software when the PCs come in for repair or an upgrade. That gives some users a 5 year timespan when no service packs are installed.

    This week alone our entire department has been thrown around, manually patching EVERY box on the network. That's around 50,000 computers. Today alone I ran across probably 10 Windows NT boxes that were still running THE FIRST SERVICE PACK!

    My point is, I do NOT feel sorry in the least when companies like 3M lose millions of dollars because they don't hire a competent IT department. Hell, out of the 20 guys I work with, only myself and two others graduated from a 4 year college. Whatever. For the last four days when full-timers have been bitching at me while I upgrade their PC because their order-tracking software won't work, I just smile and tell them "you get what you pay for. Tell your bosses to hire a competent IT department and you'll never have this problem again." Then I walk away and sigh because I know it'll never happen. Guess paying a contracting firm $40/hr so they can turn around and pay me $13/hr while they get to save themselves from paying benefits is worth the millions of dollars in downtime.

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  19. Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to a swedish newspaper (I'm sure others run the story as well by now), anti-virus programmers have now finally cracked the 20 IP addresses SoBig will get its updates from this weekend. It's now a race against time to shut those IP addresses down. The IP addresses are located in USA and Canada.

    The reason it took this long to get the IP addresses were because they were heavily encrypted in the code and they couldn't to the usual "dump memory" trick when the virus was active since the IP addresses were only stored in memory just when they were needed, then the memory was freed.

    The anti-virus guys at F-Secure don't know what will happen if they don't shut down the 20 addresses in time, only that something might happen if they don't take down all addresses.

    Unusually clever actually, since I usually find viruses to be rather poorly coded and much like a hack job, like the Blaster virus that shouldn't have crashed the Windows computers much more efficiently go unnoticed. Anti-virus developers have also noticed this about SoBig and it is not very exhibitionistic either, like viruses usually are. These signs suggest that it's a more professional work than usual.

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  20. Email notification: A cure worse than the disease by greywalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems."
    My experience with this virus may be abnormal, but I have to completely disagree with that statement. As a dispatch tech for a large state university, I've been up to my eyes in emails related to the virus, but have only found However, the amount of email traffic on campus has been mind-boggling -- it even took down our mail servers a few times. And less than 10% of the emails were from the virus. Most of them were f*cking auto-notification emails from other servers that someone had sent the damn virus, which thanks to the spoofing feature, was almost never true. Why don't server admins turn off such notifications when dealing with a mass-mailer/spoofer virus? All these assorted servers managed to do was clog up our mail server with these meaningless "you have sent us a virus" emails that do nothing but contribute to any damage the does!!
    IMHO, the REAL cost of dealing with this virus was bearing the burden of 100,000 stupid auto-generated emails that other servers were sending us, in response to emails that didn't even come from us.