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SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come

bl8n8r writes "Experts say when vacationers get back to work Monday, Inboxes will unleash the worms worst attacks. Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems. "

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  1. Finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They named a virus after my penis.

    1. Re:Finally. by coffee_admin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did your mom help you think of that comment?

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    2. Re:Finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      They named a virus after my penis.

      No, child, it's a worm. That's why they named it after your penis.

    3. Re:Finally. by smatt-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must be an inch worm?

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  2. Cost Benefit Analysis by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the majority of the cost comes from cleaning the system, I would recommend (in my professional opinion) simply letting the systems remain infected.

    1. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by jmv · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea! Do you have a degree at the Enron Institute of Business? :)

    2. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by kaan · · Score: 2

      While leaving the infected machines alone would thus eliminate the expense of cleaning them, it would not prevent the virus from freaking out and continuing to flood everyone with junk mail, right? There may not be a tangible, hard number correlating to the expenditure of time and annoyance by everyone who is affected (and annoyed) by the email flood, but that doesn't mean it's worth living with just because you can't put a number on it.

    3. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by borgdows · · Score: 3, Funny

      no, he has a degree at the SCO Institute of Business!

      why bother with computer viruses when the only thing you need is a big mouth and lawyers?

    4. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you work for the government, by any chance? :)

    5. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure if this should be +5 funny. It is a real option for some users.

      I have known many people that actually know they have a virus on their computer and don't make it the first priority in using their systems... if it is usable by them, they don't care.

      Of course, this sort of person doesn't have the slightest understanding (or care) that their system is causing a variety of problems on other systems.

      They only seem to care if it is causing THEM some problem.

      I've long since given up trying to explain what is going on to these folks or the urgency of solving their own virus problem in a timely manner. I make sure that their system is as up-to-date as possible and make sure their virus protection software automatically updates as frequently as possible.

      And, recently, these are the folks that I have broken my long standing rule on, and configured "Windows to update automatically" and not wait for the user to OK it.

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    6. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the majority of the cost comes from cleaning the system, I would recommend (in my professional opinion) simply letting the systems remain infected.

      That's my plan. Just pull the plug on the Wintel stuff, toss em in the trash and replace them with Macs running OS X. :-)

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    7. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We've been lucky that these recent worms/viruses that have been basically harmless. (Heck, some here might argue that targeting windowsupdate.com was a good thing!) There has been a lot of side effects that have made them annoying, but no really nasty payloads that destroy people's data. I hope we learn some lessons before a truly evil worm is unleashed.

    8. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's my plan. Just pull the plug on the Wintel stuff, toss em in the trash and replace them with Macs running OS X. :-)

      I was being a little glib there, but it should be pointed out that the labor costs associated with managing all of this crap are pretty serious. Overtime charges, benefits and basic salary for an $74k employee for the last three days are running what? At least $1000k per employee. With eight IT dudes running around fixing all of the Wintel systems that's eight grand worth of new Macs that will have much better uptime and lower costs just from the last three days alone. Now, consider how many of these little virus and worm issues there have been in the past year.

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    9. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by jpsst34 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...when the only thing you need is a big mouth and lawyers?"

      You need a big mouth to fit around it, 'cuz it's SoBig.F!

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    10. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by shepd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >I've long since given up trying to explain what is going on to these folks or the urgency of solving their own virus problem in a timely manner.

      Try this one:

      "Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."

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    11. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Electrum · · Score: 5, Interesting

      With eight IT dudes running around fixing all of the Wintel systems

      No "IT dudes" worth anything will be "running around fixing" things. If they had done their job properly in the first place, they wouldn't have to fix anything at all.

    12. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have known many people that actually know they have a virus on their computer and don't make it the first priority in using their systems... if it is usable by them, they don't care.

      Could it be that they are planning to use the "virus downloaded the pr0n/mp3/..." defense should they ever be challenged about exactly what is on their computer?

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    13. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Naw, he's thinking too small. A few years ago, dot-coms would have come up with a way to book viruses as some form of asset -- maybe as a proprietary database of Internet users? -- and used it as the foundation of a succesful IPO.

    14. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "So F. Big"?

    15. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try this one:

      "Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."


      Thank God!

      They've FINALLY started jailing people for being too stupid to own computers! ;-)

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    16. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
      f they had done their job properly in the first place, they wouldn't have to fix anything at all.

      does "doing their job properly" include preventing end-users from touching the keyboards? let's face it, the network that remains unused always stays in a stable, functioning state. put users on it and then things go wrong.

    17. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by FedeTXF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, condoms and generic drugs...

      Education is cheaper (in the long run) and it's even useful for other stuff, too.

    18. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by paranoic · · Score: 4, Funny
      This is slashdot, shouldn't

      You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future.


      read

      You may want to consider installing Linux on your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future.


    19. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by GoRK · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I get someone who doesnt care, I just tell them the virus e-mails, at random, their web history and any files/photos/etc. it can find on the hard drive to any address it can find in the e-mail application.

      This works suprisingly well. Even though it's a lie, they are spooked about it. If they pester me, I'll tell them the truth but add that viruses in the past have done this and probably will do it again.

    20. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Natty+P · · Score: 5, Funny

      This should be Microsoft's next big marketing campaign!

      I'm sure it'll be more successful than .NET or that stupid WinXP commercial with the Madonna song and people flying around....

      "Where do you want to go today?!?! Federal prison?!?! If not, upgrade now!"

    21. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the USA, salaried employees are still entitled to overtime pay. Even if it said they were not in their contract. Federal wage law overrules corporate contracts.

      Only "exempt" employees can work overtime without being paid for it, and there are minimum salary requirements for most professions to have "exempt" status.

      For technical work it's along the lines of $27/hour.

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    22. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by jonbrewer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No "IT dudes" worth anything will be "running around fixing" things. If they had done their job properly in the first place, they wouldn't have to fix anything at all.

      I don't know what world you're living in, but it isn't the one I'm posting from. You can be a brilliant IT guy who does his job incredibly well, but if a corporation's policies (i.e. waiting until a patch has been regression tested with bespoke applications) have you running around fixing things, it's the CIO that's not "worth anything" and not the "IT dudes".

      And, of course, in the case where you're paid $74k/year (as the parent post mentioned), You Do What You're Told, or you quickly lose said salary.

    23. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... that's eight grand worth of new Macs ...

      Yeah, and just think what both of those machines could do!

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    24. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by dildofire · · Score: 2, Informative

      i'm not sure what exactly for, but france and italy (and probably other european countries) basically shut down for the second part of august and a ton of people go on vacation. that's my only guess as to what it could mean.

    25. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by whovian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the users who aren't paying attention to viruses make it that much harder for those users who do. These users make it possible to leverage the idea of giving away remote root access, effectively. What's to stop Microsoft from bundling a program with this feature with, say, behind/within a whole layer of digital rights management? DRM coming to reality makes it hard for non-Microsoft computer users then.

      So basically, MS gets control because users let it be so. Or am I way off on this?

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    26. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We had a guy in marketing spamming child porn to the company's customers and some people in the company. When he logged in at 6:00 am my time on the road one day when I was working graveyard shift. Needless to say he did not ever leave Illinois as far as I know.

    27. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by andrewski · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a guy open an email that was infected with another virus on TEN different computers in a half-hour because he thought it was really important and it wouldn't open on any of them.

      In this case a normal LART is not enough. Whichever LART you choose should be painful, debilitating, and memorable. A .357 magnum to the pelvis is a good one, or an arm in the chipper / shredder (preferably their mouse arm) would demonstarte the point nicely. Some may prefer to apply LSD and then strap the Luser down and force him or her to watch the live action Popeye starring Robin Williams 10 times in a row, along with a forehead tattoo that reads 'criminally incompetent'.

    28. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by saturndude · · Score: 2

      My ISP, ZoomTown (Cincinnati Bell) is planning to block users found to be infected starting Friday, 08/22. If they block you, you can only visit half a dozen anti-virus sites (and no e-mailing) until you clean up your act.

      Inconsiderate users don't mind causing other people problems, but when they can't surf and have no e-mail anymore, it will get their attention and make them reconsider.

      Any other ISPs doing this?

    29. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by plover · · Score: 2
      I'd consider it irresponsible if they didn't.

      My company has an email policy that I wonder if it wouldn't go a long way in the ISP sector: they remove every executable attachment and replace it with a text file saying "no executable attachments." Period. Ends with a .EXE, .PIF, .COM, .DLL, .OCX, .VBS, whatever, they don't care, they delete it. MIME-type == executable? Delete it. They do at least virus-scan it before tossing it in the bit bucket, and let the text file reflect it with a polite variant of "The file was removed 'cause it had a FREAKIN' VIRUS, you idiot, quit trying to open it!"

      At first I thought it was the typical stupid draconian corporate policy, but I've grown to appreciate it more and more. If someone really feels the need to send an .EXE, they'll rename it to something like FOO_EXE.TXT. If a vendor sends us an .EXE that gets stripped, we just ask for it again, renamed. It keeps us from getting stuff that might otherwise have been shipped by accident (or a virus), and it keeps the real lusers from launching stupid viruses behind the firewall on a daily basis. And this latest round of SOBIG is using the old "Returned undeliverable email" trick, which is bound to hit the idiots even harder.

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    30. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by plover · · Score: 2, Informative
      And today I found two of sixty machines using "autoupdate" that suffered from corrupted cryptographic services such that they were unable to install the Microsoft patches. They silently failed to protect those machines. (Oh, sure, the users could have gone into event viewer and seen the failures. That's certainly what my coworkers do after every autoupdate.) The corruption appeared to have caused the antivirus auto-updates to fail as well.

      I also had another guy whose NT 4.0 box was rendered completely unbootable by the official patch. His only recourse was to upgrade the box to XP (the upgrade process managed to recover his old settings.)

      So don't tell me the "wonders" of autoupdate and how perfect your life is because of it. It's Microsoft software. Nowhere in the EULA do they claim it's going to work right. It may reduce your workload, it may keep some bad things from happening, but don't ever make the mistake of trusting it to always do so.

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    31. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by legojenn · · Score: 2, Informative
      I shared a PC with my roommate for a while. I booted in Linux (except for games) and she booted up in XP. I set the default mail & browser clients to Mozilla, she would change them to IE & OE.

      She would get annoyed when she changed it back as she was more accustomed to OE for mail. She eventually got a virus and an email that she sent to an ex boyfriend got to her family, friends, neighbours, me, her son, maybe her current boyfriend......

      When it was explained that she did it to herself and that with Mozilla, it probably would have not happened, (with Linux it would have definitely not have happened), she became a happy Mozilla user.

      Sometimes, it just takes getting burned to get people to stop playing with OL & OE.

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    32. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by mpe · · Score: 2, Informative

      End users in most environments should not have the privileges that would allow them to infect themselves. Windows machines can be secured while still allowing users to get work done. Doing so requires a competent administrator.

      It depends what they are required to run. There is plenty of Windows software around where giving the user privs is the easiest way to get it to work. Possibly even the only thing the vendor recommends.

  3. Worms worms and more worms by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is 2003 the year of the Worm on the Chinese calendar? I'm confused!

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  4. Is not a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's an open source business model!

    1: Write free software.
    2: ?
    3: Get inbox filled with worms and viruses.
    4: Profit!

  5. Skeptical by Urthpaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This article claims that time wasted will cost businesses tens on millions of dollars. It seems to me that no matter how much spam/virus flooding/crap you get in your inbox, you only do so much work everyday. If you take five extra minutes to clean out your inbox, that's five minutes less of surfing slashdot or screwing around. Deadlines don't change for viruses-- people still have to work as much real work as ever.

    1. Re:Skeptical by NexusTw1n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It depends on how clueless your email admins are.

      Rather than blocking .scr/Pif/.exe and deleting any email with such an attachment, they are letting the group virus scanner on our exchange servers deal with the entire load.

      So the virus scanner is scanning and moving to the infected folder literally thousands of these an hour. After it moves the infected message, it generates a nice email letting you know an email that was sent to you is currently in quarantine. Therefore this is generating even more work for the mail servers. Turning off this feature for a couple of days is apparently too much trouble.

      The servers exchange is running on are therefore hanging every few minutes with all the disk and processor activity. Everyone gets a message every few minutes about "please wait, connecting to server" until you get fed up and close outlook down for the day.

      This is the first virus I've ever seen to disrupt my work like this. But this is 100% the fault of our email admins who can't be bothered to write a couple of simple mail rules.

      At the basic internet security zone Outlook can't even open .scr and .exe attachments, so why they don't delete this crap before it hits the servers I don't know.

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    2. Re:Skeptical by danaedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why August is often referred to as "lazy Swede month".

    3. Re:Skeptical by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's basically a month filled with vacations for those in Europe. I don't know why this is but it seems to make as much sense as our spreading them out over the year. Thier businesses run on a skeleton staff or just close for most of the month, from what I've heard. Any industry that is closly related to Europe will probably want to run a little light this month. Finance also seems to take a vacation during the month, I don't know of other regions or industries.

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  6. lesson by shakeittotheright · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't the lesson here that people shouldn't go on vacation?

    1. Re:lesson by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 4, Funny
      isn't the lesson here that people shouldn't go on vacation?
      nope. it's that people shouldn't come back from vacation.
  7. Microsoft has serious problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2 worms (DCOM and Welchia) and a virus variant in less than two weeks.

    This should tell investors that they are wasting their money.

    This should tell companies that they are wasting their money.

    Someone, somewhere, will hopefully get a clue.

    1. Re:Microsoft has serious problems by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How much do you want to bet that the people getting the clue are not the ones who keep putting unpatched computers on the internet without a firewall? Come on, regardless of the platform thats just asking for it.

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  8. school's in! by theflea · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wait till infected laptops & workstations start moving back into the dorms!

    1. Re:school's in! by Jacer · · Score: 5, Funny

      This isn't funny, I work on campus tech support. It's move in week, and the 30 of us on staff are working 60+ hours this week. 8,000 or so computers are coming back, of those, we expect about 5,600 to be unpatched, and we expect that of those 5,600, that only 1,400 or so will be able to follow our documentation. That leaves us with 4,200 machines to patch, and clean before Monday (and here I sit on Slashdot)

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    2. Re:school's in! by Skweetis · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not funny. They've started coming back already, and our dorm subnets are crawling with msblast. I filtered port 135 and 444 ingress and egress at the building routers, but we still (no joke) have around 95% infection rate. I'm assuming the other 5% are CS students with Linux boxes and a few old Win98 systems.

      I'm just dreading Saturday when the majority of them show up, it's only 200 students now and the technicians can't keep up.

    3. Re:school's in! by Skweetis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sorry to reply to my own post. The quarantine partition (I save out dropped messages for a while, just in case of a false positive or something) on the mailserver just hit 90%, and it's 100GB. It was somewhere around 5-10% this morning. Not a good day.

  9. Procmail finally by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Informative

    Our computers aren't getting infected: between virus scan, ZoneAlarm, ancient e-mail client and knowing not to open the stupid attachments, we've not gotten infected.

    But >1000 100K e-mails per day to a single address were swamping our ability to do anything but download and delete.

    It took two days of querying tech support at my ISP before they'd admit that procmail would work, and a quickie recipe dumps all the infected files. Yay. I should have just done it without checking tech support, for all they helped.

    This was listed in a previous thread, but it's worth repeating:
    In a .procmailrc file, put :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr)" /dev/null

    This deletes any message with a pif, exe or scr attachment.

    I'll get more sophisticated later once I learn more about procmail, but for now, this does the job, without having to worry about SHELL and PATH settings.

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    1. Re:Procmail finally by gid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ya, and as a plus, it'll also block all those annoying clients, sending you word docs and spread sheets, wanting you to do work.

  10. Brain-dead auto-responders... by ktakki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So far this week, I've received only seven actual copies of W32/Sobig. However, the number of messages from mailer-daemons and mail server virus scanners has exceeded this by a factor of ten. Some of these rejection messages actually include a copy of the infected .PIF file.

    You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field. I didn't send it, my Mac is not infected. You're just annoying me. Please go away.

    At best, this is collateral damage. At worst, these rejection messages are actually advertising the IP addresses of infected systems. Should a virus drop a back door payload, this would multiply the damage.

    k.

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    1. Re:Brain-dead auto-responders... by slagdogg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like it when they include the pif in the return message, that way SpamAssassin files it away in my spam folder ... without the pif it's seen (rightfully) as a legitimate message.

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    2. Re:Brain-dead auto-responders... by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field.

      They don't care. The point of those messages is not some public service of informing people that their computers are infected, the point is to advertise the virus software.

      Actually, I take that back. I did get one scanner-autoreply today that included full headers, which let me track down the real culprit. But most of them are blatent advertising, I report them as spam to the virus cartel's upstream provider.

    3. Re:Brain-dead auto-responders... by ewen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field. I didn't send it, my Mac is not infected. You're just annoying me. Please go away.

      Someone on LiveJournal speculated that these messages were actually advertising, for the anti-virus product, and should be treated as spam/unsolicited bulk email.

      I certainly agree that where the virus is known to spoof email addresses, it only makes the problem much much worse for everyone if you send a message saying (in effect) "the message you didn't send had a virus, there's nothing you can do about it, but please share the pain". And the anti-virus writers should be... persuaded... not to send out these virus reports to forged email addresses.

      The 1000+ copies per day of the virus are easy enough to filter. The gazillons of different formats of useless "virus notifications" are not.

      Ewen

    4. Re:Brain-dead auto-responders... by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This has been discussed a bit on the NANOG list. The ideal place to do the virus scanning would be during the SMTP transmission phase, rather than after the fact, so you could fail the transmission with a "553 go away you virus!" (and maybe a teergrube) instead of accepting the message and sending it to the forged From: line. (It looks like Sendmail milters give you hooks that could be used for this.) That way, if the virus runs its own SMTP, it gets messages that it ignores, and if the virus abuses it's victims' email programs, then they'll get the warning, but the From: won't.

      Alternatively, if you're going to do the virus check after the mail's been accepted, it sure would be nice if the virus-checker programs kept track of which viruses usually forge the sender and which don't, so it can skip the bouncegrams on the forged ones.

      Dave Farber's been mentioned in the press - his mailing list is very large and gets quoted a lot, so his address is in lots of people's mailboxes and gets forged a lot.

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  11. SoNice.ToSee.YouBack by blcamp · · Score: 5, Funny


    Don't complain.

    With SoMany.IT.Workers unemployed, SoBig.And.ItsVariants have a strangely positive side effect... ...job security.

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    1. Re:SoNice.ToSee.YouBack by moxomillion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With all the mainstream media attention, I'd be willing to bet Symantec and Network Solutions are hiring. Does anyone have statistics on the relationship between the size of the virus outbreak, and the revenue that these companies take in?

    2. Re:SoNice.ToSee.YouBack by Exitthree · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just look at how well Symantec is doing! Up almost three dollars today.

  12. Ouch! by Shadow2097 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've been dealing with literally thousands of emails coming into my office just today! The sales people are having a running contest to see who gets the most infected emails every hour. So far the winners are usually at ~150/hour.

    Normally we don't block emails with specific attachments at our post office because it takes too long to scan them. Our company of 100 people averages 14,000 legit email per day in and out, but with this outbreak as bad as it is (and not peaked yet!) the blocking is being instated tonight.

    While musing with a programmer here who just moved her daughter into college, we brought up an interesting thought: Hundreds of thousands of college kids are moving back into dorms with huge fat pipes and Outlook style email clients on computers that haven't been patched since April or May. Yikes!

    -Shadow

    1. Re:Ouch! by Wyzard · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a student consultant at my school who helps other students with computer problems, and believe me, the network people in charge here are fully aware of this fact. For what we call "mass-install week", which means setting up all the new students, we're being told to enable the XP firewall, check for and remove Blaster, install patches from windowsupdate and explain to the student the importance of patching, and install the school's site-licensed copy of Norton.

      Hopefully these sort of measures, here and at other schools, will mitigate the damage.

    2. Re:Ouch! by owlstead · · Score: 3, Informative

      One that uses mailinglists? I was subscribed to several interesting ones that I had to turn off due to the enourmous feed. Not that my system could not handle it, but I could not.

      If you are unlucky some of your employees like chain letters and 'funny' mails, or mails with nude females (could we call those just femails?).

      And then you have helpdesks and stuff, or really tech savy people. 't is not that difficult getting 3 mails per minute.

      Warper

  13. Doubtful... by gearmonger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for two reasons: IT staff will have had just that many more days to upgrade safety systems, and there are actually fewer people on vacation (at least here in the US) this week of the year than last week. So, the worst is likely behind us...not that the coming weeks will be a picnic.

  14. Why deal? by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay... so it costs time and money to clean these random virus outbreaks from Windows machines. So did the last big virus problem before this, and the one before it, and so on.

    Maybe I'm missing something here, but why do businesses and consumers put up with this stuff?

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  15. Re:Worst I've seen by FAR by aridhol · · Score: 4, Insightful
    plus maybe 30 automated msgs saying _I'd_ sent out such nastiness/bloat.
    I was getting that, too. I think it generates the return address the same way it sends the to: address. They both come from the user's address book. Because of this, other people get the warnings, not the person who's actually infected. This allows the virus to go undetected longer.
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  16. Sorry - shoulda previewed by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Informative
    The line wrapping on the recipe got mangled:
    :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr)"
    /dev/null
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    Design for Use, not Construction!
    1. Re:Sorry - shoulda previewed by Chainsaw+Messiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      make that

      (vbs|vsf|vbe|wsh|hta|scr|pif|com|exe|shs|bat|bas |s cr|wav|eml|dll)

      and you should be set

  17. Vacation? by *weasel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    did a statistically significant portion of the workforce on vacation this week?

    that seems like a pretty weak overall premise for an expected resurgence.

    now if he said that he expects a steady stream of continued activity into early next month, due to all the people who take vacations throughout august - he might have a point.

    but to suggest that these 'vacationers' will unleash the same spam deluge monday that the rest of the unwashed have given us this past week, is a bit shaky.

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    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
    1. Re:Vacation? by RollingThunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more that they will all open their mailboxes, and the previously dormant worms, simultaneously.

      The rest of the victims got it in bits and pieces - but the vacationers will unleash it in hourly bursts, as they come into the office.

      It'll only be a 10-20% boost, probably, but it'll be the biggest "all in one" boost.

    2. Re:Vacation? by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes they did . In ontario all non essential employees were told not to work (a number still did anyways ; go figure .) but non the less that is a huge number of employees . They are to be going back tommorow or monday to there regular works . And the federal goverment has huge pipes. I can only hope CIS has everyt thing locked down in advanced (not bloddy likely given there past performance . )

  18. Even worse... by cperciva · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You would think that after Klez, the people who write these virus scanners and those who administer mail servers would realize that viruses sometimes spoof the "From:" field.

    The situation is even worse than that: Most (all?) of the virus scanners sending me autoreplies correctly identified the virus as being Sobig -- which always uses spoofed source addresses.

    Sending autoreplies is sometimes useful, but these scanners should at very least have a table which tells them, for each virus, whether an autoreply should be sent (ie, a table which specifies if a virus uses spoofed source addresses).

    1. Re:Even worse... by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sending autoreplies is sometimes useful, but these scanners should at very least have a table which tells them, for each virus, whether an autoreply should be sent (ie, a table which specifies if a virus uses spoofed source addresses).

      They don't even need a table. If the domain in the From address doesn't match any of the Received headers, just silently bin the thing. This would also handle heuristic scans which pick up new viruses that aren't in the scanner's database yet.

      But I don't think the virus cartel will want to give up their valuable source of free advertising, so I don't expect they will make any such changes.

  19. Slashdot Headline Concat Fun by JonTurner · · Score: 5, Funny

    String the last two 'default' headlines together and whaddaya get?

    "New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked. Sobig. Worst Is Yet To Come."

    Yep. That just about says it all!

  20. Another brick in the wall by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will be used by countless FUDmasters to con Joe Sixpack into things like:
    Accepting DRM/TPCA (otherwise unsigned code can run)
    Outlawing P2P
    Port filtering by ISPs
    Accepting blind AutoUpdates
    [US]Cheering on the Patriot Act[/US]
    'outlawing' Spam

    All in the name of 'security'. Insert obligatory Franklin quote: Those who would trade freedom for security will lose both, and deserve neither.

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    1. Re:Another brick in the wall by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 2, Informative
      I believe the actual quote is:
      "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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      Uttering logically derived and empirically supported truths to the disciples of the orthodox establishment.
  21. Read between the lines by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems rather than the destruction of files or the opening of files to outsiders on the Internet, which can be problems with many computer viruses. Pescatore said that the cost of both technical support personnel and lost productivity by the computers' users can range from $500 to $1,000 per infected machine.

    And who is Marc Sunner? he's the CTO of MessageLabs. And what does MessageLabs do, you ask? see for yourself, from the main page at messagelabs.com:

    Email security today is a global issue which pervades whole organizations. Viruses, spam, pornographic material and other harmful or unwanted content represent a serious risk to your company. To combat these all too real threats, you need a total, proven and effective solution. Only MessageLabs can assure you of complete peace of mind from complete email security

    $500 to $1000 to clean up each infected machine? Right, whatever Marc. And it's obvious you don't have *any* interest in propagating that baloney too. (on second thought, if you hire me to clean your machines, I'll do 5% discount off that price).

    Another fine impartial article reposted by Slashdot. (By the way, the word you're looking for is "advertising") ...

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  22. The Slashdot story missed the interesting part... by raehl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to the article, since SoBig is much more successful against servers that do not have very good spam filters, the excessive SoBig traffic has prevented a lot of spam from being sent since it's eating up the bandwidth usually used by spammers. I'll have to admit that while I've had a LOT of SoBig spam, I have seen a decrease in other spam over the past few days.

    So is that the solution to spam? Maybe someone should write a worm that always has the same payload so it can be easily filtered. We never have to see the fake spam messages, the real spammers won't be able to send harder-to-filter messages, and the server owners of those loose servers will have an incentive to clean up their act with the worm eating up all of their bandwidth.

    Actually, extending this, maybe the way to fight open machines is to cause the open machines to send themselves excessive traffic, rendering them fairly useless until their operators fix them, but not negatively impacting the rest of the net.

  23. $500 - $1000 by scrotch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Pescatore said that the cost of both technical support personnel and lost productivity by the computers' users can range from $500 to $1,000 per infected machine."

    How much does Windows cost?

    I know it's not really Microsoft's fault, since they had a patch and it's not their fault that people try to get email and stuff... But my users are rather annoyed. We all run Macs and either Mac OS X or FreeBSD servers so we're not vulnerable to this virus, but it's getting annoying just deleting the things. I can't imagine having to worry about getting infected on top of having to run Windows :)

    We got almost all of ours (150 to 5 addresses) from one local government office. I emailed them when we narrowed down what machine they were coming from and the flow has stopped. We didn't get a Thank You or anything, but maybe our little government office doesn't want to publicly admit to running insecure systems.

    I wonder if this $500 - $1000 per computer will be in the budget next year.

  24. how can people fall for it... again by kubla2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    What I find discouraging is that the lemmings are falling for it despite this being The Week of Teh Worm.

    All the hopeful articles that have sited users claiming a new awareness of the risk of worms and virii seem to be pipe dreams.

    Dumb users are dumb users and the more infectuous and persistant the virus, the more networks are going to get hammered. Why oh why aren't all pif, scr, exe, com, and vbs attachments just blocked by the MDA. There is no good reason for allowing an end user the huge complexity of choosing whether or not to click on the latest attachment that's come to them from "the internet".

    If the lemmings are getting suckered this week... when every news medium is blathering on about viruses worming their way through nuclear reactors and motor vehicle registration offices, what hope is there for when the attention has settled?

  25. Damn It! by tds67 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The only small silver lining for those who have been hit by the spam attack it anecdotal evidence suggests that other forms of spam aren't getting through, said Pescatore.

    So the "SoBig" worm is going to keep me from getting my penis enlarger product? Ironic that it would be called "SoBig"...

  26. Re:Worst I've seen by FAR by worm+eater · · Score: 2, Informative

    plus maybe 30 automated msgs saying _I'd_ sent out such nastiness/bloat.

    Yeah, I've seen this too. And I *know* I'm not infected. I'm trying to figure out if the worm is making emails it sends look like bounced messages, or if it is spoofing my email address. Actually, I'd like to see some better research (or reporting) done on this. Initial reports I read made it sound like it would only spoof 'well-known' domain names such as ibm.com or microsoft.com. I have seen it coming from friends of mine (who may or may not have been infected), as well as places like halliburton.com. I've seen the 'Wicked Screensaver' variation more than anything else.

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  27. Re:Worst I've seen by FAR by flakac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the thing that bugs me most about most of the automatically generated virus warnings that I'm seeing is that they almost never provide info on the originating IP address. If I at least have that, I can try to warn people if I recognize a particular address...

  28. Save procmail recipe by Frodo+Looijaard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The following should be a safe procmail recipe that only matches the virus, and nothing else:
    :0B:
    * ^TVqQAAMAAAAEAAAA//8AALgAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA$
    virus
    NB: This may not be rendered correctly; there should be no space in the string of A letters.

    The idea is courtesy from the macosx forum

  29. Where I work... by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We haven't seen the virus. But then again, we're admins who know what we're doing...

    That's right, we run $CO UnixWare. And since there are only 2 or 3 other copies of $CO UnixWare being used in the world, we don't have to worry about worms and viruses.

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    1. Re:Where I work... by slyckshoes · · Score: 2, Funny

      quote: "we don't have to worry about worms and viruses"

      Then what do you call Darl McBride and the former Iraqi Information Minister who is now employed as SCO's Public Relations Minister?

  30. get a clue? by packethead · · Score: 2, Funny

    ln -s /bin/clue /dev/null

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    .sig
  31. Re:huh by Jhon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Aren't you lucky. Here's what our email server cought since Monday:

    237 W32/Yaha-E
    235 W32/Klez-H
    009 W32/Sircam-A
    004 W32/Bugbear-B
    003 Dial/PecDial-B
    002 W32/Yaha-K
    002 Troj/Peido-B
    001 W32/Sobig-F
    001 W32/Klez-E
    001 W32/Bugbear-Dam

    Only one Sobig so far... But Klez and Yaha numbers have been high for months. Too many of our users have front-facing email addresses (posted on our corporate website).

  32. coming spike in old-fashioned spam by jdunlevy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Looks like in addition to all the garbage we've been getting as a result of this virus propagating (the virus itself, attachment-free e-mailings by the virus, mis-directed automated notifications that "Your mail server sent us a virus", bounces to people whose addresses were spoofed by the virus, probably etc.), we can expect the infected computers to start being used as relays for the sending of "normal" spam -- with the corresponding spike in spam volume that would bring.

    According to this article:

    After examining two month's worth of junk e-mail earlier this year, New York City-based e-mail security company MessageLabs found that roughly 65 percent of spam originated from computers running proxy servers. More than 75 percent of those servers appeared to be installed on PCs that showed signs of being infected with Sobig and similar viruses.

    And Symantec:

    Sobig.F can download arbitrary files to an infected computer and execute them. The author of the worm has used this functionality to steal confidential system information and to set up spam relay servers on infected computers.
  33. It's been abating in my corner of the internet by zenyu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My ping times to www.mit.edu (my personal benchmark, as its on the next POP over and always up) are normally 25ms from home, they grew slowly from about 30 ms Monday morning to as high as 2600 ms yesterday with 2/3 packet drop. But today and especially in the last few hours it's fallen back to about 29 ms with 1/3 packet drop.

    There are still occasional storms, I guess as a new host gets infected nearby. But things are good compared to the last two days when I couldn't even listen to internet radio and plain old web browsing and e-mail were slow...

    BTW I haven't seen any of the e-mails myself do to our spam filter but I have gotten some returned e-mail the virus sent and a non-tech friend who got this one and another friend (who's very non-tech) got last weeks virus. I usually don't personally know the people who get these things, it has been a good week for discussing an OS upgrade to Linux with non-techies ;)

  34. SoBig ... So Annoying by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I dump any emails over 100K from one account right to /dev/null, which is enough to be dumping almost all viruses. Checking the logs, I've a hundred or so already.

    More annoying than the worm are all the "You are infected" warnings coming from clueless virus software. They make it through the spam filters.

  35. Virus Notifications by Micor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I turned off Sender Notifications for virus stripping ages ago because these things spoof that reply-to. Now I am starting to block domains whose notification messages are clobbering my server. These notification messages are coming in by the thousands and only further confuse the issue. They also annoy my users who aren't at fault in the first place.

  36. This is the E-mail I got from my school: by ewithrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To: All Georgia Tech Students

    The Office of Information Technology (OIT) has detected the following worms and viruses proliferating on the Georgia Tech campus network:
    -MS Blaster worm
    -DCOM (Nachi) worm
    -W32/Sobig-F virus

    Successful worm and virus outbreaks impair networks by blocking access or increasing the time it takes to transfer data across a network connection. It is imperative that everyone on campus take appropriate actions to secure their systems from current and future outbreaks.

    Overall Risk to Georgia Tech
    Infected systems must be cleaned to contain the worm or virus and prevent further proliferation. The time it takes to clean infected systems causes lost productivity throughout the campus community. If an outbreak is not contained, some network services will become unavailable due to "denial of service" events.

    Any desktop and server computers with Windows (2000, NT 4.0, XP, and Server 2003) that connect to the Georgia Tech campus network and have not been patched are vulnerable to the MS Blaster and DCOM/Nachi worms. The Sobig-F virus can infect any Windows system (95, 98, NT 4.0, Me, 2000, and XP) via email attachment or Windows file sharing. These worms and the virus do not infect Macintosh computers.

    Actions Taken by OIT
    OIT has taken these steps to contain the current outbreaks:
    -Blocked the ports vulnerable to these worms at the campus network border.
    -Notified the technical support community on what to do regarding these worms.
    -Temporarily blocked the ports vulnerable to these worms at the ResNet and EastNet routers to prevent un-patched systems of arriving students from damaging the rest of the campus. The effect of this will be that certain services such as file sharing will not be possible from within Resnet/EastNet to the rest of campus. These changes will not prevent access to mail, internet or other campus services.

    We are currently working very closely with the ResNet manager to repair ResNet's infected student machines. You can help us by following these actions immediately:

    Actions for Students to Take

    If your system is currently infected, you must make sure it gets disinfected.

    Get assistance from one of the technical support staff members, obtain the fix CD from your RTA, or download the appropriate software tools from the web.

    To remove the Blaster worm, obtain the Stinger tool:
    http://vil.nai.com/vil/averttools.asp#sting er

    Immediately update your computer's security software.

    All computers that use the Georgia Tech network should have up-to-date anti-virus and personal firewall software installed. To protect your system from future worms and viruses:
    -Download and configure anti-virus (VirusScan) and personal firewall (ZoneAlarm) software from the OIT software distribution web page (http://www.oit.gatech.edu/software/ ).
    -Do not open any email attachments from senders you do not recognize.
    -Since some viruses and worms send infected messages that appear to come from email addresses that may be known to you, care should be taken before opening attachments that you are not expecting. More information and guidelines can be found at http://www.security.gatech.edu/ .

    If you are running Windows and have not installed the current patches, please go to the Microsoft website and download the Blaster worm security patch.

    WinXP:
    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/detai ls.aspx?Fa milyID=2354406c-c5b6-44ac-9532-3de40f69c074&displa ylang=en

    Win2000:
    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/det ails.aspx?Fa milyID=c8b8a846-f541-4c15-8c9f-220354449117&displa ylang=en

    Win2003:
    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/det ails.aspx?Fa milyID=f8e0ff3a-9f4c-4061-9009-3a212458e92e&displa ylang=en

    If you need assistance from the ResNet technical staff:
    ResNet site (http://www.res

  37. Re:RPC Patch by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also keep in mind that refilling the washer fluid in your car will not prevent you from getting a flat tire.

    Just this morning I changed a flat tire on a car that had a full tank of washer fluid and discovered this.

  38. PIF by kenp2002 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Honestly why would a user run a PIF attachment anyways? Would you use unknown medication? Why would you run unknown attachments? Simple solution: Server.CreateFilter(attachments, PIF)

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    1. Re:PIF by biggj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't used Outlook in a while, so correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't Outlook auto open attachments when the user is using the preview pane?

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    2. Re:PIF by Aidtopia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In an effort to be "friendly," newer versions of MS Windows default to hiding those oh-so-confusing file extensions from helpless uses, so they'll typically see "foo" rather than "foo.pif". Even nastier are those infection files named things like "photo.jpg.pif". Windows dutifully hides the .pif extension, and the user sees "photo.jpg". Doesn't look so dangerous that way.

  39. Re:RPC Patch by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Applying the patch will also not prevent you from spewing Dr. Pepper all over your laptop keyboard. I have just discovered this.

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  40. Re:RPC Patch by johny_qst · · Score: 2

    SO why wasn't getting a properly managed virus scanning client on every workstation part of your departments 'MSBlaster Clean-sweep'? Why are reports on windows worms still getting on the front page... its a waste of our time. We all know windows is continually going to have vulnerabilities to atack by malicious hackers/script kiddies and virii. We all also know that following best practice as an administrator will turn the possibility of attack into a moot point. So Jucius, was the failure to prepare your machines for the next round of attack your fault or the short-sightedness of your manager?

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  41. Re:RPC Patch by aldousd666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're a company and it's going to cost you the money to clean worms, get a mail scanner. We haven't been infected with a single email worm for as long as I've been here at the company. (2 years) and we have 1400 users. I think a kink in the budget for scanmail once was a kickass investment in that we have been immune to every single worm (we actually patched everyone in time for the d-com worm as well, so we didn't get that one) If you're going to use windows, get a mail scanner, and deploy your patches via Group Policy before you hear about the exploits. And no, we don't have windows automatic updates enabled either, that's definately not the answer to anyone's problems, at least not in the corporate world. It may be good for people at home, unless they have dialup, then they're f'd, and shouldn't be trusting their computers to microsoft software. May I suggest a preventative approach: NTBUGTRAQ.com has a nice mailing list that seems to keep at least a few days ahead of the exploits. Russ Cooper has saved us more than once.

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  42. Re:Spammers and viruses by Steve+B · · Score: 3, Informative
    One has to wonder what impact spammers have on viral activity.

    You don't need to wonder -- just read the news:

    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Several Internet worms that have besieged computers for over a week played havoc again on Wednesday, including one called Sobig.F whose aim was to turn PCs into spam machines and was believed to be the fastest growing virus ever, experts said.
    Sobig.F drops software onto infected Windows computers that open them to be used later for distributing Internet spam -- unwanted e-mails and product promotions, experts said. It also represents a new trend in converging e-mail spamming and virus software writing, they said.
    It's long overdue for law enforcement to prosecute spammers for cracking (evasion of antispam filters, relay-raping, disseminating viruses to create zombie spamboxes, etc). Many of the people that do get prosecuted for cracking do less damage and target fewer victims (by several orders of magnitude) than the typical spammer.
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  43. How did you get SoBig? by og_sh0x · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a user that called me because he actually got a copy of SoBig in his inbox. Usually our mail scanners are really good at filtering out even the newest viruses. What I didn't realize is that our AutoUpdate had failed that day, so it didn't have the SoBig update. So I asked him, "Well how the heck did you get SoBig?" and he answered, "From eating so many sandwiches."

  44. hardware nat/firewall? by whorfin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would it be a good idea to have consumer pc boxes equipped with cheap builtin hardware firewall/nat?

    It could, of course, be turned off by corporate IT folk who don't want to have it, or by the intrepid home user who knows what they are doing, but for the unwashed masses, would just 'be there'.

    Anyway, would this provide any actual protection? And could it pass the UI test for the standard user?

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  45. Panic, everyone! by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The thing I like the most in those "worm reports" it's they say everytime that the worm spread throught mail, but never cite that there is only one email client that allow that kind of stuff and that there are alternatives.

    Why can't someone come with something inteligent and say "the worm uses Microsoft's Outlook to spread itself"?

  46. 671 out of 693 from one IP... by rthille · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got 693 SoBig spams to my obfuscated address: 'web-slashdot@NOSPAM.rangat.org' (I've since updated my DNS to serve an MX for nospam.rangat.org to 127.0.0.1, but it hasn't propagated yet. ) Almost all were from one IP: "Received: from cs24174102-171.houston.rr.com (HELO MARK-TRQBH52QXQ) (24.174.102.171) by bluesky.thille.org with SMTP; 21 Aug 2003 19:59:41 -0000"
    Not sure if he's a spammer that got infected, but the 'from' addresses are coming from a huge number of unique and seemingly 'real' addresses.
    I finally just setup my mail server to drop connections from that IP.

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  47. A great new slogan by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux during a virus epidemic, it's like being out of the country during the blackout.

  48. Some companies deserve it by EZmagz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My company being one of them. The place I currently work (fuck it, I hate working there anyway...it's 3M, the Scotch Tape(tm) people) is a disaster zone right now. The entire IT staff is contract-only. There is no centralized IT plan for keeping systems up-to-date, beyond updating the software when the PCs come in for repair or an upgrade. That gives some users a 5 year timespan when no service packs are installed.

    This week alone our entire department has been thrown around, manually patching EVERY box on the network. That's around 50,000 computers. Today alone I ran across probably 10 Windows NT boxes that were still running THE FIRST SERVICE PACK!

    My point is, I do NOT feel sorry in the least when companies like 3M lose millions of dollars because they don't hire a competent IT department. Hell, out of the 20 guys I work with, only myself and two others graduated from a 4 year college. Whatever. For the last four days when full-timers have been bitching at me while I upgrade their PC because their order-tracking software won't work, I just smile and tell them "you get what you pay for. Tell your bosses to hire a competent IT department and you'll never have this problem again." Then I walk away and sigh because I know it'll never happen. Guess paying a contracting firm $40/hr so they can turn around and pay me $13/hr while they get to save themselves from paying benefits is worth the millions of dollars in downtime.

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    1. Re:Some companies deserve it by isoga · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1. Put together a professional business case for a dedicated IT team.

      Show some rough calculations for costs of dedicated staff, hardware, software(systems management, etc). Balance that against the savings from reduced downtime, increased productivity, better reputation from business partners and other goodwill. You will find that the numbers for having systems down and people unable to work become big very quickly.

      3.Show how long it takes to see a positive return on investment, and how much they'll be ahead in 2 and 5 years. Offer to set this up and run it.

      4.Enjoy your position as CIO of a fortune 500

      5.Profit!!!!

    2. Re:Some companies deserve it by 5.11Climber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you feel that strongly about it then either do something about the situation or simply quit and go someplace else. You don't contribute anything by making snide comments to people who may not know better. You could help the situation by providing a clear and concise report on the situation with some concrete recommendations on how to correct the problem. They may even put you in charge of the effort.

      I too am a contractor to a large company and I feel no compuction about telling the people to whom I report when I see a problem. This normally results in my having to head up the effort that I have identified.

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  49. Wow by xactoguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 million dollars per employee? Where are you working at, 'cause I sure wanna get in on this cash cow ;)

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  50. Hold M$ Accountable!!! by gsperling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the MSBlast worm running rampant right next to the recent re-release of the SoBig virus, it's hard not to be involved in the removal and sanitization of a computer system, especially for the majority of /. readers and participants.

    Face it, most of us are in a technical position of some sort, and are looked upon for assistance because of the knowledge we possess.

    My question is this: Who pays for our time? Is YOUR company expected to "eat" the costs of paying you for your time to sanitize their network from this malicious traversing code? Should it be the company's fault for utilizing software so prone to public vulnerabilities? Should the creators of the vulnerable software be held liable and accountable for their obvious flaws? Of course, tracking down the creators of the viruses is left up to the law enforcement officials and the persons charged with solving crimes. But, the viruses would not have existed if the vulnerabilities did not exist and were not exploited accordingly.

    I understand that the Glock company cannot be held accountable if some person used their weapon to terminate somebody's life. However, in the act of homicide, there is a definitive exchange of decisions. In the case of the virus, the infected party neither intended to receive the virus, nor wanted the problems associated.

  51. Conspicuous absence by __aajqwr7439 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm... Nowhere does the article say the only Windows machines are infeccted by and propagate the worm.

    The SoBig worm is the latest in an outbreak that began 10 days ago with the so-called "Blaster" or "LovSan" worm which, by some estimates, infected more than 500,000 computers running the latest version of Microsoft Windows, the world's dominant operating system.

    That's the only place Windows is mentioned, with regards only to Blaster.

    xox,
    Dead Nancy

  52. Mac Users = Naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    was being a little glib there, but it should be pointed out that the labor costs associated with managing all of this crap are pretty serious. Overtime charges, benefits and basic salary for an $74k employee for the last three days are running what? At least $1000k per employee. With eight IT dudes running around fixing all of the Wintel systems that's eight grand worth of new Macs that will have much better uptime and lower costs just from the last three days alone. Now, consider how many of these little virus and worm issues there have been in the past year.


    *sigh*. Nobody pays helpdesk people 74k in the US unless they have money to burn. If they do, let me know where I'll stop coding and start working helpdesk. All you need is a level 1 heldesk "dude" who makes about $10 an hour running around with a disk and the fix on it. Never mind if you applied the patch over a network. I have a mixed environment at work of Macs and PC's (and work on both) and the macs are no less crash prone than the PC's.

    The only advantage to a mac is you don't have to worry about viruses for it because it's market share is so small no virus writer would be bothered with writing one. It makes more sense to hire a network admin who is halfway decent, updates virus protection etc than to change over to mac. Not to mention the costs involved with retraining people to use a mac.

    If everyone followed your plan and switched over, do you really think that you wouldn't see more viruses and worms on the mac? I think mac users are a bit naive to assume they don't get worms/viruses because "mac is better". It's because virus writers for the most part don't know and don't care about mac.

  53. Re:math by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they've got 100 employees and they're producing 14,000 messages a day, they're a pretty ineffective spamhaus. :)

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  54. SoBig Clean up by pandrel · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've already had to help a few people remove SoBig from thier systems and found that SARC has a removal tool that cleans up SoBig quickly and effortlessly by: 1. Terminating the W32.Sobig.F@mm viral processes. 2. Deleting the W32.Sobig.F@mm files. 3. Deleting the dropped files. 4. Deleting the registry values that the worm added. For those who need it it can be found at http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.sobig.f @mm.removal.tool.html

  55. Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to a swedish newspaper (I'm sure others run the story as well by now), anti-virus programmers have now finally cracked the 20 IP addresses SoBig will get its updates from this weekend. It's now a race against time to shut those IP addresses down. The IP addresses are located in USA and Canada.

    The reason it took this long to get the IP addresses were because they were heavily encrypted in the code and they couldn't to the usual "dump memory" trick when the virus was active since the IP addresses were only stored in memory just when they were needed, then the memory was freed.

    The anti-virus guys at F-Secure don't know what will happen if they don't shut down the 20 addresses in time, only that something might happen if they don't take down all addresses.

    Unusually clever actually, since I usually find viruses to be rather poorly coded and much like a hack job, like the Blaster virus that shouldn't have crashed the Windows computers much more efficiently go unnoticed. Anti-virus developers have also noticed this about SoBig and it is not very exhibitionistic either, like viruses usually are. These signs suggest that it's a more professional work than usual.

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    1. Re:Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by Nexzus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm. That's interesting.

      In essence, this virus is someone's copyright.

      If an American company had to decrypt the worm to get these addresses, they would probably be violating the DMCA.

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    2. Re:Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by SheldonYoung · · Score: 3, Funny

      By chance did this "crack" of encrypted IP addresses happen to involve tcpdump and setting to clock ahead? Just asking.

    3. Re:Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      By chance did this "crack" of encrypted IP addresses happen to involve tcpdump and setting to clock ahead? Just asking. ;-)

      Actually, the virus don't care about local time to see when to self-update. It checks the time against NTP-servers and has done this since the SoBig.C incarnation.

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  56. Re:ban unpatched PCs by Hecubas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On a somewhat related note, Microsoft gives out software for use on your own servers to act as a mirror of WindowsUpdate. You can configure the clients to automatically connect to that mirror and download updates from there. Look for Software Update Services on their website.

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  57. Proactive true "antivirus" servers by quibbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess just an idea (that seems useful and maybe I'll think about more later) is why not actively hunt virii. There was this big collective effort with SETI a few years back, why couldn't there be some big servers hunting for the cracks on the backbone. Maybe just a group of people, or a coalition to produce a virus in the wild that goes after viruses. Maybe try to infect servers clandestinely with patches if it becomes known that a user is spouting out bad email. Why niot actively hunt spammers too? It seem like that was sort of the code of the hackers.. Or at least the myth back in the old days (94-96) when I was keeping track of things more (or at least listening to people rant on usenet about such things as kookery). What are the big time hackers (or is it crckes or some other new term nowadays) doing? Are they being anonymous, or testing the waters before something "big" is put out. Maybe I'm just blowing steam, but considering the power a virus can harness to replicate itself and search for new ports to infect.. It seems that the government/military or rogue hackers/(paramilitary) could make more of presence on the scene than seems viewable from the public eye. Are virii the only big claim to fame to people who know how to mess with big systems? Couldn't we have avanging angels against spam/virii instead? Well just my 4 cents.

  58. college computers booted from network for worm by mrgreenfur · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i'm a current student at Carnegie Mellon Univ. and about a week before everyone's slated to return, computing services sent out a letter saying that they were scanning the network for this worm and if found were removing machines from the network. If your machine has been removed, you gotta patch it and request it be re-allowed.

    it seems like a pretty good way to go about preventing it from spreading, and even non-techies at my school will jump on the patch once they read the part about getting kicked off the net (read: AIM/Kazaa/email)

  59. definition by chloroquine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, what is this thing you call "vacation"? I keep hearing people talk about going on "vacation" but I've yet to experience this phenomenon.

  60. The law needs to assign responsibility by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We can argue until we're blue in the face about responsibility but frankly it doesn't matter. Make anyone vaguely connected (and catchable) responsible and the problem will be solved. Make MS responsible and they'll tighten up their OSes. Make users responsible for sending viruses from their computers and they'll soon put pressure on MS for better OSes and keep their virus checkers up-to-date. Make the PC vendors responsible and I'm sure we'll get imporvements too. But as it is we have a situation where nobody is held accountable and that means it's simply never going to be fixed.

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  61. Re:sad waste of time, effort and money. by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So why don't you ban M$ computers? Surely, you have better things to do with your time and school money than support Microsoft's broken shit.

    Because they are students computers. When you start going to college, you'll understand this.

    With the kind of time and resources you have, you could have every one of those computers running Debian in a week. Yes, I imagine one peroson can sit over 3 or 4 hand installs an hour, just like I can. Practice makes perfect and you are sure to get better than that. Oh well, good luck.

    College. Students. They don't give a fuck about Linux. Why is it so hard for you to understand that some people like Windows?

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  62. Re:RPC Patch by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2

    "Microsoft has pushed the idea that not only can you be an idiot and own a computer, that you should be one, too. That they will handle everything for you, and you should just be click-happy. It is this atmosphere that is most damaging."

    'Scuse me? And you're saying Macs are better?

    Isn't this philosophy exactly why people buy Macs (Windows machines are too complex, so buy a Mac instead?).

    N.

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  63. Re:Sobig not really M$'s fault by ratfynk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why the hell would I use wine to open e-mail under linux? Linux is not spreading this shit the MS UI is. Get your facts strait. The fault is entirely MS they are counting on this kaos so that they can step forward with the ultra secure win 2003 server and then the Longhorny security solutions. Your are spreading fluff and fud! Yes everyone is going to rush and secure their computers with Longhorny. But as Ben Franklin said "Those who sacrifice freedom for security will gain neither."

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  64. Re:huh by named · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm, here's my numbers... this on a site that pushes about 9,000,000 messages/month. Oh, these numbers are since the 18th, and only include the ones for which any significant numbers have been recieved.

    91673 | W32/Sobig-F
    1460 | Bad File Pattern
    1062 | Very Bad Header Pattern
    1039 | W32/Sircam-A
    960 | W32/Yaha-P
    365 | W32/Bugbear-B
    280 | W32/Klez-H
    240 | W32/Mimail-A
    223 | W32/Yaha-K
    124 | W32/Bugbear-Dam
    122 | W32/Dumaru-A
    14 | W32/Magistr-B
    9 | W32/Yaha-A

  65. Re:Speaking of getting a clue by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Recently experienced a corporate "upgrade" to Exchange.
    By default, every folder had "Preview Pane" enabled (1st bad sign).
    All new folders have "Preview Pane" enabled by default (2nd bad sign).
    No global control for "Preview Pane" to be disabled (3rd bad sign).
    Coworker has 60 virus-laden e-mails this morning.
    Friday shutdown because of Blaster.

    The switch is going to save us how much????

  66. Email notification: A cure worse than the disease by greywalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems."
    My experience with this virus may be abnormal, but I have to completely disagree with that statement. As a dispatch tech for a large state university, I've been up to my eyes in emails related to the virus, but have only found However, the amount of email traffic on campus has been mind-boggling -- it even took down our mail servers a few times. And less than 10% of the emails were from the virus. Most of them were f*cking auto-notification emails from other servers that someone had sent the damn virus, which thanks to the spoofing feature, was almost never true. Why don't server admins turn off such notifications when dealing with a mass-mailer/spoofer virus? All these assorted servers managed to do was clog up our mail server with these meaningless "you have sent us a virus" emails that do nothing but contribute to any damage the does!!
    IMHO, the REAL cost of dealing with this virus was bearing the burden of 100,000 stupid auto-generated emails that other servers were sending us, in response to emails that didn't even come from us.

  67. Better filters by unfortunateson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The points above are well taken: I intend on spiffing up my procmail recipes, but only as I am able to understand them.

    The enhancements suggested above are simple to implement, but are still crude band aids. While I doubt I would ever *really* want to receive an executable attachment (heck -- most places won't even let me SEND it, let alone receive it), I might want to

    (a) log it
    (b) bounce a 'hey stoopid' message back a legit senders to tell them that if they need to send me something, it shouldn't be an executable (that's why god made ZIP)

    There are some more complex procmail filters out there that specifically target certain worms. Is that more effective? I don't know. I can't understand them yet. I will soon. None of the procmail FAQs and "getting started" docs describe all those messy flags and things. I've got some more reading to do.

    Meanwhile, this one lets me get work done other than downloading and deleting SOBIG messages. A few other worms will slip through, but at least it's manageable.

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  68. Re:no by SYFer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, as long as you're going to go the BSD route, you may as well just spring for a shiny new Mac with OS X and be done with it. Although we Mac owners are certainly not immune to virii and their broader effects, we are certainly less frequently directly infected. This is one instance where small market share proves beneficial.

    Incidentally, the first infection I ever had on a Mac was the old Macro Virus which appeared shortly after I first welcomed Microsoft (via Office) onto my machine. Ah Microsoft!

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  69. Re:Sobig not really M$'s fault by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I find that paying someone else a yearly ransom to secure your system and do maintenance is a real piss off!
    Even if you run Linux you still either have to invest the time to follow the security updates and gather the patches yourself, or pay somebody like Red Hat to do it for you. Depending on how much software you have installed, this can be a real time sink. I make ~$30/hr, so I'm happy to pay Red Hat the $15 a year to keep current on patches and fixes. And of course I still have to spend a couple hours a month keeping up with security issues in order to make sure Red Hat isn't screwing up.

    The price of security is eternal vigilance, and it's a pain in the neck.
  70. Save your inbox with procmail by bigberk · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is where procmail comes to the rescue! Add this rule:

    # Ignore W32/Sobig.f@MM
    :0 B
    * ^vZgwXohhqrN4MDHpZfjXC6Aye4uyh5TU7soFb85wpJILzujHN
    /dev/null

    This matches the worm on a base64 encoded line from its body. This is on the current variant I got flooded with; redirect the suckers to /dev/null. And if you get a NEW strain, just take an encoded body sample from it and make a new rule!

  71. Wrong! by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Informative
    As an example, I work with FDA approved and validated systems. You would not believe, and I can't be bothered, detailing the amount of documentation, version control and testing we use to guarantee 100% that the environment is *exactly* to spec.

    A new patch out from MS? Can we just stick it on? Nope. We need to test in depth, we need to formally do a performance qualification, and we need to document all this to the nth degree: this is medical data, and you can't take chances that a patch might affect it.

    Result? You don't rush out and patch stuff.

  72. what about this secondary attact on 8/22 by Allah · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://tinyurl.com/ku3u

    August 22, 2003 07:38 AM US Eastern Timezone

    A Potentially Massive Internet Attack Starts Today; Sobig.F Downloads and Executes a Mysterious Program on Friday at 19:00 UTC

    SAN JOSE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 22, 2003--F-Secure Corporation is warning about a new level of attack to be unleashed by the Sobig.F worm today.
    Windows e-mail worm Sobig.F, which is currently the most widespread worm in the world, has created massive e-mail outages globally since it was found on Tuesday the 18th of August -- four days ago. The worm spreads itself via infected e-mail attachments in e-mails with a spoofed sender address. Total amount of infected e-mails seen in the Internet since this attack started is close to 100 million.

    However, the Sobig.F worm has a surprise attack in its sleeve. All the infected computers are entering a second phase today, on Friday the 22nd of August, 2003. These computers are using atom clocks to synchronize the activation to start exactly at the same time around the world: at 19:00:00 UTC (12:00 in San Francisco, 20:00 in London, 05:00 on Saturday in Sydney).

    On this moment, the worm starts to connect to machines found from an encrypted list hidden in the virus body. The list contains the address of 20 computers located in USA, Canada and South Korea.

    "These 20 machines seem to be typical home PCs, connected to the Internet with always-on DSL connections," says Mikko Hypponen, Director of Anti-Virus Research at F-Secure. "Most likely the party behind Sobig.F has broken into these computers and they are now being misused to be part of this attack."

    The worm connects to one of these 20 servers and authenticates itself with a secret 8-byte code. The servers respond with a web address. Infected machines download a program from this address -- and run it. At this moment it is completely unknown what this mystery program will do.

    F-Secure has been able to break into this system and crack the encryption, but currently the web address sent by the servers doesn't go anywhere. "The developers of the virus know that we could download the program beforehand, analyse it and come up with countermeasures," says Hypponen. "So apparently their plan is to change the web address to point to the correct address or addresses just seconds before the deadline. By the time we get a copy of the file, the infected computers have already downloaded and run it."

    Right now, nobody knows what this program does. It could do damage, like deleting files or unleash network attacks. Earlier versions of Sobig have executed similar but simpler routines. With Sobig.E, the worm downloaded a program which removed the virus itself (to hide its tracks), and then started to steal users network and web passwords. After this the worm installed a hidden email proxy, which has been used by various spammers to send their bulk commercial emails through these machines without the owners of the computers knowing anything about it. Sobig.F might do something similar -- but we won't know until 19:00 UTC today.

    "As soon as we were able to crack the encryption used by the worm to hide the list of the 20 machines, we've been trying to close them down," explains Mikko Hypponen. F-Secure has been working with officials, authorities and various CERT organizations to disconnect these machines from the Internet. "Unfortunately, the writers of this virus have been waiting for this move too." These 20 machines are chosen from the networks of different operators, making it quite likely that there won't be enough time to take them all down by 19:00 UTC. Even if just one stays up, it will be enough for the worm.

    The advanced techniques used by the worm make it quite obvious it's not written by a typical teenage virus writer. The fact that previous Sobig variants we're used by spammers on a large scale adds an element of financial gain. Who's behind all this? "Looks like organized crime to me," comments Mikko Hypponen.

    F-Secure is monitoring the