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Japanese Robot on Diplomatic Tour
baquiano writes "Inaugurating 21st century diplomacy, Japan's Pime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is visiting Prague this week, accompanied by Honda's experimental humanoid robot, Asimo. According to this story, Asimo even attended the official dinner. Apparently, the Czech Prime Minister Spidla has often been criticized because he's too 'stiff' and 'robot-like.'" Uncomfortable moments aside, it's a fitting tribute, for as stated in the story, the Czech writer Karel Capek was the first to use the term robot.
John Ashcroft, Attorney General for the United States, has been on tour recently promoting the Patriot II act or, as widely known, the magic anti-tiger talisman. You see, because there are no tigers within 100 km of us it must be working! Said General Ashcroft, "If this legislation had been in place, then Sept. 11 could have been prevented." Of course, if US foreign policy hadn't been in place for the past 50+ years, then Sept. 11 wouldn't have happened, but that's just specious long-haired, pinko-type, commie fag logic!
Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
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Some People are bastards due to an accident of birth...But you Sir, are a self made man...Fucking Karma Whore..son of a Whore...Asimo does NOT stand for Issac Asimov....You cocksucker..lick your mother's cunt you trailer trash..fuck your sister...
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Perhaps you should get a new nick. How about "The Retard With No Name"?
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