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MIT Robot Walks On Water

An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at MIT have solved the mystery of how water striders propel themselves across water surfaces and in the process have created a robot called Robostrider that mimics the behavior. With cool stuff like this, it's no wonder MIT is number one in engineering."

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  1. Yes but... by egg+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it turn that water into wine?

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    1. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, its "time has not yet come" (John 2:4b)

    2. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or perhaps, being from MIT, it only thinks it walks on water!

    3. Re:Yes but... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can it turn that water into wine?
      No, but I bet it was given birth by a virgin.
  2. Well, sure... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the water's polluted enough, anyone can walk on it.

  3. I predict... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... somebody will soon use the word 'overlords', and it won't really be funny.

  4. The real reason why by Catharz · · Score: 5, Funny

    MIT is number one in engineering.

    Robostrider is made out of a 7-Up can, stainless steel wire legs and an elastic band coupled to a pulley to power its middle legs.

    Too much 7-Up and not enough beer being consumed for it to be a fair contest. They should increase their beer consumption to that of other colleges and level the playing field.

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  5. very pc of them by jmarkantes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't upset the censors.

    J

  6. Re:Case of the Mondays by Saeger · · Score: 5, Funny
    Are you seriously suggesting that you actually expect us to read the articles!?

    Just the interesting ones. :)

    You can skip the SCO-soap-opera updates and other fluff, but make sure you keep up to date with the ROBOTS, man, or they'll take over!

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  7. I wonder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it can walk on water - does it run on linux?

  8. I bet it walks on Charles river by meshko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Charles river (the river that MIT stands on) is always covered by a film of oil which is approximately one inch thick. You don't have to be a freaking rocket scientist to build a robot which walks on *that*.

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  9. I don't care who your father is... by bstadil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do not walk where I am fishing.

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  10. Re:Sure number one in engineering... by tapin · · Score: 4, Funny
    but dead last in babe-filled orgies!
    That's okay, they've got water striders gone wild! available on the "More pictures" page.
  11. Re:You make a good point, namely by marko123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...small discoveries, that are used down the road in ways that people didn't think of...

    Excellent point. Sex toys and porn were not on the minds of the engineers when they were developing their respective techn...

    Awwr, who the hell am I trying to kid?

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  12. Re:Censored photos of waterstrider sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah it is pathetic. Having said that, does anyone have the undoctored version, and if so could they email them to me at insex@hotmail.com?

    Please.

  13. Creepy... by MoeMoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robostrider is made out of a 7-Up can, stainless steel wire legs and an elastic band coupled to a pulley to power its middle legs.

    I'm not sure what would bother me more to see upclose in the pool, a Vietnamese Water Strider, or a 7-Up can with legs...

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  14. Only in Bree by FreakerSFX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everywhere else it's known as RoboAragorn.

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  15. In other news... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Researchers at MIT have solved the mystery of how teenage boys satisfy themselves several times daily and in the process have created a robot called Robostroker that mimics the behavior.

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  16. Re:correction.. by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You do realize that the space program started with unmanned craft, then insects, perhaps mice, then on to monkeys, and then Purdue graduates....

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