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  1. Re:Ridiculous summary on Fox News' FTP Password Anyone? · · Score: 1

    What kind of dictionary attack *wouldn't* find it? One that uses a Spanish dictionary.
  2. Re:I've got a billion pop song tool on Rewritable Song Lyrics · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called AlphaBet (TM) and I'll sell you it for only 19.99 No thanks, I'll wait for the beta.
  3. Plot for Terminator 5 on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 2, Funny
    *** SPOILER WARNING! ***

    Having been granted full ownership of SkyNet by the courts, Darl McBride repurposes it to hunt down and destroy Linux users who have failed to pay their $199 licensing fee. Even though John Connor is a BSD user, he realizes that it is only a matter of time before Darl turns on his kind as well. As an act of desperation, Connor forges an alliance with the remaining T666 units, knowing that he is facing the greatest threat to humanity yet. While the T666 units stage a valiant assault against Darl, it is clear that they are no match for his ever growing power. All appears lost until it is revealed that the assault was just a diversion to allow Connor to strike at Darl's Achilles' heel by getting SCO delisted from the NASDAQ.

  4. You're absolutely right on Vista Security — Too Little Too Late · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are absolutely right, the Mac ads are horrendously misleading. The lines from that commercial aren't actual Vista prompts. Even more scandalous: John Hodgman isn't really a PC and Justin Long isn't really a Mac ! Shame on Steve Jobs for his lies.

  5. What you said, except more amusing on Vista Security — Too Little Too Late · · Score: 5, Interesting
  6. Re:A true nerd on Hotel Connectivity Provider SuperClick Tracks You · · Score: 4, Funny
    A true nerd would consummate his marriage while surfing on the internet and maybe writing some code while he was at it.
    I tried to do that, but there's not much else you can do when you're in the middle of a really long fsck.
  7. My bad on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 1

    Oops - I just realized He never mentioned guns. So I guess you were right. My bad.

  8. Re:To the lions... on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 1
    clifyt said:
    I agree with the last, but the other portions are just as engrained in todays 'christian' beliefs as if it says in the Bible "Take up guns and smite thy neighbor". Bullshit.
    God said:
    Deuteronomy 7

    1 When the LORD your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nationsthe Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites, seven nations larger and stronger than you- 2 and when the LORD your God has delivered them over to you and you have defeated them, then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. 3 Do not intermarry with them. Do not give your daughters to their sons or take their daughters for your sons, 4 for they will turn your sons away from following me to serve other gods, and the LORD's anger will burn against you and will quickly destroy you. 5 This is what you are to do to them: Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones, cut down their Asherah poles and burn their idols in the fire. 6 For you are a people holy to the LORD your God. The LORD your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.

  9. Re:What is wrong with Captchas? on How to Prevent Form Spam Without Captchas · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yes, but then you exclude southern Republicans from using your site!
    That's a feature, not a bug.
  10. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... on Apple Sued Over Potential Hearing Loss · · Score: 1
    There is no need to assume responsibility for your actions, as long as you can find a lawyer (you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one) to plead your case.
    Hi, my name Gzip Christ Sokolove and I want to help you find the person that did this to your cat and make them pay!. Call me at 1-800-555-5555. I'll get you the money and the justice you deserve.
  11. Re:You learn something new every day. on Words Affect Our Reality - On The Right · · Score: 2, Funny
    And all this time I thought the Worf hypothesis was just "Today is a good day to die.".
    Don't be ridiculous - that's the Worf axiom.
  12. Re:My Fish on Scientists Discover World's Smallest Fish · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's funny, my fish are way smaller than that. Good at swimming upstream too.
    Given that this is Slashdot, I suspect there is no actual stream involved and that your fish are primarily farm raised (by hand, so to speak).
  13. Re:Still Not "0x00ff00" on Algae That Cleans Emissions and Produces Fuel · · Score: 2, Funny
    The fact that innocent algae have to be subjugated to digest our waste will still irk some environmentalists.
    Can this MIT guy perhaps develop a separate strain of algae that will feast on hippies?
  14. Re:From The Article on SCO Amends Novell Complaint · · Score: 2, Funny
    You mean there's more than one ESR out there?!
    Yes. The number of ESRs doubles every 18 months (the amount of time it takes him to reproduce via mitosis).
  15. You must be in severe pain on Metadata in Vista Could Be Too Helpful · · Score: 1
    don't do anything you wouldn't want everyone to see in the news.
    So when was the last time you went to the bathroom? You must be in some severe pain from holding it in that long.

    Seriously, everybody does things that they want to keep private and that should be their prerogative and their right. It's not OK to dismiss Microsoft playing fast and loose with your personal data because you think we should behave as if we have no personal data anyway. While I think that your advice is good idea to follow in general since Microsoft, et al, don't have the best record of trustworthiness, that by no means removes Microsoft's responsibility to design things in a secure way.

  16. Text file with automatic encryption/decription on Too Many Passwords · · Score: 1
    Here's my solution... I have emacs set up to automatically encrypt and decrypt files that end in .gpg when I open/save them. It's very handy for safely keeping all my passwords. I use crypt++ and this snippet for my .emacs file:
    (setq exec-path
    (nconc exec-path
    '(
    "/usr/local/bin"
    )))
    (load-librar y "mailcrypt")
    (setq crypt-encryption-type 'gpg)
    (require 'crypt++)
  17. Re:To Clarify Gates's Quote on Bill Gates Speaks Out · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can't it be both?

  18. Re:OMG! on Meet Web Hypochondriacs · · Score: 4, Funny
    That sounds EXACTLY like the problem *I* have!!!!
    I hope there's a cure...
    You're in luck, I have just what you need. It's called Placebo(TM) and it's used far more widely than any "medicine". Coming soon to a spam near you.
  19. Re:Obligatory... on Win2000 Still Performs on 8-year-old Hardware · · Score: 5, Funny
    Btw, Linux also runs on toasters, coffee machines, ipod's etc.
    Bah! Linux will never be more than a niche player in the toaster market because it is offers too many choices and is therefore too confusing for the drooling masses. Do you think Joe Six Pack cares whether his toast is toasted in a light, medium, or high manner? No! These dizzying array of options will only serve to turn him off to Linux. What he wants is the friendly, animated Toasty(TM) avatar that knows how toast is to be made.
  20. Where is Smithers when you need him? on SCO Says Email Is Inaccurate · · Score: 1
    Yes, SCO has found cases where their copyrighted code was stolen and then cleverly obfuscated by completely changing the variable names, comments, data structures and algorithms! But clearly it must have been stolen since it performs a similar function.
    Could Darl McBride and Mr. Burns be related? They seem to think alike:

    Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?

    Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators
    from sector 7-G.

    Burns: Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've
    finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns,
    eh?

    Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you
    lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let
    Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.

    Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his [imitating
    Nixon] "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me
    alive!"

    [Smithers laughs]

    I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?

    Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names
    differently.

    Burns: Bah. Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.
    (From SNPP.)
  21. Re:progress? on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So instead of asking a hunk of plastic and metal for answers to math problems, I would have been asking a room full of educated unmarried women? This is progress!?!?!
    It is for the women.
  22. Re:I can't send money on Perl's Chip Salzenberg Sued, Home Raided · · Score: 1
    I can't send money because all I know about the case is what I read on slashdot and a site set up by this guys friends.
    You should send me money instead. I promise to use it only for booze and porn.
  23. Re:"We'll catch Google" on Ballmer: 'We'll catch Google' · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's like a Ford Taurus saying it's gonna catch a Ferrari.
    Or it's like a tortoise saying that it's going to catch a hare. This is the type of thing people said back when Microsoft decided to seriously compete with Netscape. Internet Explorer at the time was a vastly inferior product and Netscape had something like 90+% market share. There's no way Microsoft could catch up, right?

    Of course, everybody knows that Microsoft did catch up by improving Internet Explorer to the point that it was good enough, leveraging its Operating System monopoly to make it dramatically easier to start using IE than Netscape (by bundling it), and using predatory, negative pricing subsidized by their OS monopoly to kill Netscape's revenue source. Sure, it didn't help that Netscape Communicator grew fat and bloated and that Netscape failed to release a 5.0 product in a timely manner, but Microsoft may have won anyway. Watch for Microsoft to try similar shenanigans in its effort to catch up with Google. Godspeed Google - give the bastards a run for their money.

  24. Re:Ahar me Hearties! on Programming Jobs Losing Luster in U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny
    But if you want to become a sailor and program from a cubicle hundreds of miles out to sea... your set!
    That's nice in theory, but it's actually a very dangerous occupation given all the software pirates roaming the seas.
  25. Could be both on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1
    Isn't the engine designed to turn off? Oh. At red lights. Not at highway speeds. Never mind.
    Maybe it was designed for the Jersey turnpike.