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Statistically Optimal Music

ShinyPlasticBag writes "'Eigenradio makes its optimal music by analyzing in real time dozens of radio stations at once. When our bank of computers has heard enough music, it will go to work on making more just like it. Since we listen to so much music all the time, Eigenradio is always on and always live. What you hear on Eigenradio is the best of the New Music, distilled and de-correlated. One song on Eigenradio is worth at least twenty songs on old radio.' Listen up here or here (SHOUTcast)."

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  1. Suicide by neonstz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somehow I don't think posting a link to a shoutcast-stream on slashdot is the smartest thing to do...

  2. I can't help thinking by rritterson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been listening to the stream for 5 minutes or so now. I can't help thinking that this is what a band of R2D2's would sound like, with C3P0 in random memory access as lead vocalist.

    It's so very electronic and unnatural sounding, like nothing of this world.

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  3. Please... by phraktyl · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the love of god, we will give your our women and our money, but make it stop!

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    1. Re: Please... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > For the love of god, we will give your our women and our money, but make it stop!

      I notice you didn't offer your sheep.

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  4. Easy answer by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somehow I don't think posting a link to a shoutcast-stream on slashdot is the smartest thing to do...

    Don't worry, it doesn't have long to live

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  5. Alright Bastards... by DAQ42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get off those links. Some of us actually listen to this on a regular basis (or rather, all day at work) and it helps us be more productive. Give me back my noise please. I can't get anything done without it...

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  6. Re:The RIAA? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bah...
    What do they have to say about using the very algorithm that they apparently use to generate much of their own music, judging from the songs being released the past decade or so?

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  7. Too many notes by John+Jorsett · · Score: 4, Funny
    Eigenradio plays only the most important frequencies, only the beats with the highest entropy ... One song on Eigenradio is worth at least twenty songs on old radio.

    Reader's Digest comes to music.

  8. Familiar... by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kinda reminds me of that "Super Recipe" generator I engineered in my lair beneath the Pacific Ocean a few weeks ago. It makes super recipes based on good recipes that you input into it. I like ice cream and filet mignon, so the generator created a filet cream recipe that was supposed to be super but was terrible.
    Blast!

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  9. Wow! by Squidgee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, this really cleared up how this works for me! Thanks for such a clear, informative diagram!

  10. Mirror - server's full by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    100101011 010110101 000101010 1110010101
    100010101 010001010 101011010 1001010001
    001010101 101010001 010110001 0101010010....

  11. Re:Worst designed web site ever... by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    .right to left read normally is English that sworn have could I

  12. No connection needed to listen! by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you listen carefully, you can hear the server whimper as it slowly melts under a slashdotting.

  13. Re:Where are the details? by LineNoiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, he's my Script Kitty... Duh...

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  14. kittens with mittens? by mystik · · Score: 4, Funny
    <meta name="keywords" content="eigenradio, eigen, radio, non-negative matrix factorization, pca, ica, dwt, singular values, machine listening, whitman, brian, media, lab, kittens with mittens">

    anyone look at the page source?

    I bet this is how they Really make the music ...

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  15. Re:American Bandstand rating: 2 out of 10 by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not quite something you can dance to, is it?

    No, but it's great for epileptic spasms...

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  16. Re:Worst designed web site ever... by stickyc · · Score: 4, Funny
    How shocking a site where you have to
    pan instead of scroll!!!
    Why not?

    Because my mousewheel (as I'd estimate are 90% of the mousehweels out there) is mounted vertically. And yes, I tried rotating the mouse, that did not help.