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RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers

Sayonara writes "The RIAA are now well and truly gathering their forces for a financial onslaught on file sharers in the US, with a "fear and awe" campaign targetting college and high school students in particular. The strategy can be reduced to 'We should really charge you $150,000 per song you have downloaded. Pay us $50,000 now, and we'll say no more about it.' In a related article, the BBC describes how the netizen known as 'nycfashiongirl' is now attempting to delay the RIAA's case against her by claiming their investigation of her online activities was illegal. The RIAA has dismissed these arguments as 'shallow.'"

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  1. brockman by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Record Executive Overlords.

  2. RIAA and SCO by suedehed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why dont we get SCO to join the RIAA, and anyone using Linux to swap songs, they can just nail them with a double suit.

    1. Re:RIAA and SCO by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would just lead to the RIAA claiming that Linux is theirs and SCO claiming that music is theirs. Then again, if there's a way to get them to fight eachother...

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    2. Re:RIAA and SCO by rearden · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, what would be great is if we could convince RIAA that SCO has an immense collection of copyprotected MP3's. Then we need to convice SCO that RIAA is running hundreds of Linux servers to search for violaters.

      Then stand back and let them sue eachother into oblivion.... ahhh we can dream!

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  3. Re:shallow? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think its pretty 'shallow' of them to bring people to court over this issue. How do they know you don't legally own all the MP3s or movies you are downloading?...

    Oh, come on, _really_.

  4. Re:My legal advice to the RIAA by QEDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    My legal advice to the RIAA
    "You can go f*ck yourselves."

    Hey, shallow legal advised is suppose to be posted in Ask Slashdot only!

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  5. "go fuck yourselves" doesn't hold up in court by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    believe me, I've tried.

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  6. Re:Sounds a lot like the SCO lawyers by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or hire the Slashdot Crack legal team.

    I wonder if "IANAL, but.." arguments stands up in court..

    Think about it! You could post the 'ask slashdot' on your court date, and read off the comments as they come in!

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  7. Go after the real source of profit-loss by Supero100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA Strategist #1: Wait! I got it! Let's put our future customers in financial ruin!
    RIAA Strategist #2: Brilliant! Then they'll have more money to buy from us!
    RIAA Strategist #1: What should we do about the rampant piracy in eastern europe and asia?
    RIAA Strategist #2: Sorry, repeat that? I was listening to the satisfying sound of ruining everyone's lives.

  8. Kazaa Backup Software by TheZax · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use this so called Kazaa backup software to back up all my mp3s. I just put them in my "to be backed up" directory, also called "My Shared Folder", and automagically they get backed up (sometimes quite a lot!). In fact, it is so secure, there are multiple copies, redundancy as I like call it. There's even stuff I don't remember backing up! Anyway, I don't know what all the commotion is over this peer to peer backup software, I'm SOLD (ok, it didn't cost me a thing...sshhh).

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  9. 50,000$ by Sophrosyne · · Score: 5, Funny

    So for $50,000 I get unlimited downloading of all music past, present and future....
    I guess that seems like a fair deal given the price of CDs.

  10. Just for musing... by MickLinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has anyone considered the possibility that NYCfashiongirl may really not want to be found out? I mean, suppose NYCfashiongirl was really Madonna or Brittany Spears, or someone else with more to lose from file sharing than they could possibly gain... ...this could be really embarassing. Especially if it was Justin Timberlake.

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  11. I'M RICH! I'M RICH!! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow!
    According to RIAA accounting methods, I have almost 2.5 BILLION dollars worth of music on my hard drive!

    $2,434,950,000.00 to be exact.
    Good thing I haven't shared them, I don't think I could scrape up that kind of coin easily.

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  12. Re:High Schools... by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't feed donuts to my servers.

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  13. Re:Sooo... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the record, I went to a Metallica concert without paying a dime. I grab free tickets from my radio station (free giveaway). During the concert, I didn't buy any CDs or t-shirts that would have give them money. Instead, I got to see Linkin Park (who I was actually trying to see), free shots of boobies, and some neat pyrotechnics...all at their expense.

    After I got home, I got on LimeWire and downloaded all of Linkin Park's albums. (As much as I like their music, I will never buy one of their albums because of their stance on file-sharing, copy protection, etc.)

  14. Re:High Schools... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most High Schools use proxies...if the kids are running Kazaa at school and using a proxy, then it would be unethical and highly illegal to divulge their names to a non-law-enforcement-entity such as the RIAA. Anyway, an intelligent administrator would flush their logs every day.

    errrmmm....downloading music at school?
    Having PC's available for kids that have:
    A) KaZaa loaded
    B) a high speed connection
    C) a CD burner
    D) open P2P ports
    E) the spare time during the school day to do all that
    = 1 ex-principal, network administrator, and probably school board.

    Completely disregarding the potential illegalities of file "sharing", misusing that many resources (including the kids classroom time) is seriously out of bounds.

  15. Re:oderint dum metuant by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Funny
    And Caligula had such a long and prosperous reign.
    Well, let's see. The unrated version clocks in at 156 minutes ... but jeez, it sure seems like it went on forever ...
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  16. try this reworded approach... by deathcow · · Score: 2, Funny

    IANAL.. but

    One of our corporate lawyers, who have won many cases against the dark forces in our companies industry (telecommunications), once read a cease and desist letter that a local bank had their lawyers send me. The bank wanted to seize a domain name I owned, which they said was confusing with their business name.

    His response, and obviously the proper form for lawyers, judges and juries, was "I would tell them FUCK YOU VERY MUCH".