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Microsoft Dislikes Nations Trying to Escape Lock-in
Johnny Mnemonic writes "Reuters, link to C|Net, is reporting that Microsoft considers a possible collaboration among three Asian nations to produce their own OS "unfair". You just can't make this stuff up. Shouldn't Asian nations also have the Freedom to Innovate? Or is this merely a dodge by Microsoft to demonstrate that they really do face competition? Will they hire Boies to prosecute their case?"
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A cartel of governments with an annual GDP in the 5 trillion range producing an OS with the intent of "compeating" with a company in the neighborhood of a thousand times smaller is not the free market. They should innovate. Small business loads, grad students. But ultimately governments making software isn't a whole lot better than governments making airplanes or computer chips. Microsoft does have a case. And they probably should get the US to go to step up to the plate, especially considering how little of the MS software in use throughout asia was paid for.
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
I heard that Taco got locked in last time Bill Gates took him home from the bar to fuck him up the ass.
The parent isn't offtopic. It provides a link to the Chinese point of view in this discussion. Seeing as the article is based on the Microsoft point of view here, it's definitely worthwhile. Stupid moderators are too American-centric. And you wonder why the rest of the world despises the United States.
And just accept that the growing economic power of China and Europe will consign the US to irrelevance - "just another country".
You're gay. Faggot.
Prepare to be modbombed, asshole. Fuck you.
Hey! Suck my dick! And fucking like it!
I love how those tools will support anything so long as it can potetnially topple Microsoft.
What a bunch of wankers.
In these times, just like our troops, our corporations need our support!
Corporations supply employment. Do you want to be unemployed?
How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
And one ugly chick.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
There are at *LEAST* half a dozen ugly chicks that hang out here.
Microsoft considers a possible collaboration among three Asian nations to produce their own OS "unfair".
Boo-fucking-hoo.... My ass bleeds peanut butter for you Bill. It's not enough that you've strong-armed the rest of the free world into running your Big Brother Inside spyware package, you won't stop untill every living being has a Wintel microchip implanted at the base of the skull.
You have a "god" complex. Someone is going to knock you off of your high horse, and that someone is a little guy named TUX..
P.S. Bill, please die soon, we've had quite enough already..
You have GOT to be kidding. Let me correct a few fallacies here:
1. Linux may be winning server contracts, but it's not stealing them from Windows... it's knocking over existing UNIX installations.
2. Linux is no threat (and never will be) to Microsoft's dominance on the desktop.
3. Wishful thinking on your part will not make it so... you're just sticking your head in the sand.
4. Microsoft is not only going to win against free software, it's going to DECIMATE free software.
Awww, poor you Microsoft pigs. Japan trust the US let alone a US company to their most important computing needs? YYyyaaaaa! How about Japan throws a nuke over your fucken god damn ass like you did to them. Lie, cheat and steal. Keep it coming pigs. COME ON!
One company or two, Microsoft software is still gonna be shit.