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RIAA Parses 'P2P' As 'Peer 2 Porn'

watchful.babbler writes "Having largely failed to galvanize public and political action against P2P systems, the RIAA has mounted a campaign to link P2P systems with child pornography (NYT, reg. required). The result is H. R. 2885 (available via Thomas), which has the remarkably clear and honest intent 'To prohibit the distribution of peer-to-peer file trading software in interstate commerce.' Amongst other things, the proposed law will require the creation of 'do-not-install beacon products' (do-not-ask, you really don't want to know), force P2P apps to include warning labels that users may be exposed to pornography, and require P2P developers and distributors to obtain and store users' personal information -- ostensibly for age verification, but one can think of other reasons that the RIAA might be interested in that info. Worse yet, even given the 'operation exemption' (Sec. (4)(b)(1)(C) in the bill), applications such as AIM and iChat appear to fall under these provisions."

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  1. pr0n?? by platipusrc · · Score: 0, Funny

    You can get porn from p2p networks??

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  2. So, since the RIAA is heavily looking at content.. by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... does that mean that they're continually exposing themselves to child pornography at will? Wouldn't that make them party to the crime of spreading child porn?

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  3. Re:warning labels? by aeinome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, and while they're at stating the obvious for stupid people with good lawyers, why not put them outside strip clubs? If only the world had less idiots...

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  4. Protest! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    And you can all protest this by downloading lots of pr0n this weekend.

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    1. Re:Protest! by azaroth42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They forgot the shift key when typing 2:

      Peer @ Porn

      --Azaroth

  5. As a guy... by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As a guy in the record industry and as a parent, I am shocked that these services are being used to lure children to stuff that is really ugly," said Andrew Lack, the chief executive of Sony Music Entertainment.


    Has this guy even seen Kazaa? Doesn't he know you have to type in what you are looking for?

    1. Re:As a guy... by vitaflo · · Score: 5, Funny

      "As a guy in the record industry and as a parent, I am shocked that these services are being used to lure children to stuff that is really ugly," said Andrew Lack, the chief executive of Sony Music Entertainment.

      Now the real question is, is he talking about child pornography or the music Sony produces?

  6. I feel great! by agent+dero · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got my M$ Monopoly, SCO, and RIAA news today.

    Now just give me some newly released Apple G5 benchmarks and the day will be perfect :-)

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  7. Re:Warning: Reality Ahead by bj8rn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh my god, that guy's completely naked under his clothes! What a pervert!"

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  8. Re:Google link, no reg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I used to do that, but my name is actually Reg, so I felt dishonest.

  9. stuff that is REALLY ugly... by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Funny

    "As a guy in the record industry and as a parent, I am shocked that these services are being used to lure children to stuff that is really ugly," said Andrew Lack, the chief executive of Sony Music Entertainment.

    Some of the most vile, disgusting, and just plain horrible stuff is distributed on P2P networks. And after your kids download all the Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys and N*Sync albums, their's pornography too!

  10. Re:Nope, only music by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that the same Orrin Hatch who linked to a porn site from his home page?

    Oooops!

  11. Re:Well then... by Dok+Fenderson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say the root of the problem is children! No kiddies, no kiddie porn. Ban children and be done with it.

    Dok

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  12. Townsend Defense by ScottGant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the police should look on some of the RIAA's computers...so they can try to use the infamous Pete Townsend defense "we were just doing research".

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  13. Newsflash by __past__ · · Score: 2, Funny
    After months of illegally invading the privacy of random filesharers, the RIAA has found, to its great relief, that people generally do not trade copyrighted music files with so-called "peer-to-peer" applications, but mainly pornographic pictures inserted to the network by the copyright owners themselves. "Most of our members are not in the porn business," a RIAA spokesperson explained, "so this is none of our business. This obviously was a false alarm, we will leave that pervs alone."

    He also explained that their clients will now look for other explanations for their lost profits and ways to stop them, starting with beating up school children that play loud music in parks and other public places, and breaking into houses of people believed to sing under the shower.

  14. I don't go after the pornography by jwilcox154 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because I don't have a pornograph to play it on. ;)

    All kidding aside, I think this is just FUD, because Kazaa & kazaa Lite can filter the Adult Content from the search results. This would be like saying that there should be the same laws governing Web Browsers & Servers. The RIAA can kiss mah grits.

  15. Re:warning labels? by gmack · · Score: 4, Funny

    "why not put them outside strip clubs"

    They do that here in Montreal.. only they do it in picture form in case you can't read.

  16. Re:Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Speaking of people who sexualise children in the media...

  17. Re:Google link, no reg by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

    i use jonkatz69/jonkatz69 heh

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  18. Re:This is logical. by mizhi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wouldn't be the first time the RIAA has shot itself in the foot...

    Makes one wish that they would miss and shoot themselves in the head.

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  19. Re:warning labels? by sketerpot · · Score: 3, Funny
    (begin ALL CAPS mode that wouldn't make it past the lameness filter)
    WARNING: Clicking On The Link Contained In This Post May Expose You To Pornography Which Will Fry Your Brain And Turn You Into A Paedophile. We Are Exempt From Any Complaints Delivered Via Postal Service Or Em@Il Of Any Adverse Results Of Clicking On The Link. By Clicking On The Link You Agree To The "Mandatory Octopus On Head" Clause Of U.S. Tax Code 12.7g.

    And now, the link

  20. Unclear on the concept by LauraW · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...force P2P apps to include warning labels that users may be exposed to pornography"

    And they think that's going to discourage people?

  21. Re:There's a huge difference by jwlidtnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    With P2P you really don't know what you're getting. You may think you're downloading The Lion King but you may end up with Debbie Does Dallas.

    *blinkblink*

    You mean The Lion King didn't feature the first filmed quintuple penetration?

    (throws away his mislabeled AVI in disgust)

    Fuck you, Kazaa!

  22. Re:Google link, no reg by beowulfcluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Be careful, Mr. Lamo it's bad enough that the NYT is after you for hacking into their system. If you keep telling everyone else how to do it like this, the consequences will be even worse!

  23. Re:warning labels? by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Funny
    "May be exposed to pornography" ... That's not a warning, that's a feature! Watch P2P usage triple over night!! ;-)

    I can just imagine Joe Sixpack in the computer store:

    Joe: I need a computer that can run Kazaa
    Salesman: Oh, you want to download music?
    Joe: Uh, yeah, music! I want to download.....music!

  24. Pop Music *is* pr0n ... by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Our artists' names are being used to lure kids and defraud them into finding pornography," said Mr. Glazier of the R.I.A.A.

    Well, yeah, but if you can't stop your own member organizations from defrauding kids, why do you think the gub'mint will do any better?

    Oh... you want us to think you're talking about Kazaa... riiiiiiightttttttt.

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