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EFF Warns Against RIAA Amnesty Program

kpogoda writes "Check out the latest warnings from the Electronic Frontier Foundation regarding the recent actions from the RIAA. If you or anyone you know was contemplating handing over information to the RIAA, you may think twice."

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  1. Sure.... by feyhunde · · Score: 5, Funny

    We promise nothing bad will happen if you admit guilt and give us all your contact information.

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    I'd say more, but my guild is raiding.
  2. Re:word "amnesty" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any thing with word "amnesty" in it, should be a warning by itself.

    yeah, watch out for amnesty international, or they'll protect the hell out of your human rights.

  3. Public Service Announcement by ChrisHanel · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you or anyone you know was contemplating handing over information to the RIAA,

    ...please try not to pass on your genetic map to offspring, and do us all a favor. Thank you for your cooperation.

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    -=-This sig brought to you by The Cheat; and by Viewers Like You.-=-

  4. Who to hate more by jdc180 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aaarrgghh... who am i supposed to hate more, RIAA or SCO... maybe i'll get lucky and a microsoft story will be up next and complete the slashdot axis of evil :)

  5. Re:what bothers me. by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    collage students etc

    Not just collage students! Papier mache students and bas-relief students too!

    All the arts & craft students are at risk!
    ;-)

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  6. MPAA by Asmodean · · Score: 5, Funny

    And of course the RIAA would *never* share this info with the MPAA to go after movie sharing... nope, not gonna happen.

    err... hang on there's a knock at my door...

    @$#^% [NO CARRIER]

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    It's a good thing the world sucks or we'd all fall off.
  7. Translation by cluge · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those that haven't been following along

    What the RIAA says: We are just fair minded people protecting the artists.

    What they mean: Our middle managers want a raise.

    What the RIAA says: For every 50 bands that get signed only 1 "makes it"

    What they mean: Hookers are expensive, and sometimes when we get drunk we sign people that aren't very good

    What the RIAA says: If you promise to erase all the MP3's you were letting other people download we won't prosecute you

    What they mean: yet

    What the RIAA says: The illegal distribution of MP3's are hurting our CD sales

    What they mean: We thought our near monopoly on music distribution would protect us in an economic downturn

    What the RIAA says: No one wants to play the heavy

    What they mean: We hired these god damn lawyers, it's about time we use them

    What the RIAA wants you to think "It's about what is fair" what they don't want you to know is that in every single case brought against them by an artist for failure to pay royalties, they have lost. (Ok, maybe not that time michael jackson sued)

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    "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
  8. If you or anyone else... by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you or anyone you know was contemplating handing over information to the RIAA, you may smack yourself.

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    -Valiss
  9. Re:Hmm by C10H14N2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You sound like the guy who drove into my Bentley at 35mph when it was parked at Wal*Mart. Why don't you give me your name, address, license plate number and a notarized admission of guilt?

    Oh yeah, I was only borrowing the car to deliver pizza, but I'm sure the actual owner, his insurance company and bank won't sue you into oblivion if I hand all your documentation over with an admission of guilt.

    Bessos.