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Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies
tetrad writes "Berkeley Breathed is creating a new Sunday comic strip, according to the Washington Post. The half-page comic strip will feature Opus the penguin from Breathed's Bloom County and Outland series, and will begin Nov. 23."
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Dear Mr. Berkely Breathed,
"Opus" the penguin is currently property of SCO Inc. Please, come sign our amnesty form and delete all images and shred all drawings of this character. Additionally, you will be neuralized to ensure that you never think of our beloved Opus again. Furthermore, if you somehow do manage do succomb to even the most minimal thought of Opus we will kidnap your first born and hold him/her hostage and force him/her to watch "Strangers With Candy" until he/she becomes insane and delusional or until your central neural unit dissolves all meaning of the word "Opus".
Thank you for your cooperation.
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
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If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
I don't have a turntable hooked up to rip Billy and the Boingers Bootleg, but I DID find "I'm a Boinger" and "U Stink But I Luv U" on the old Napster. (Fuck you, RIAA, I own it).
Um, moderators? Ever heard of flamebait?