Lockheed Martin Drops NOAA Satellite
An anonymous reader writes "Last Saturday, engineers at Lockheed Martin in Sunnyvale were rotating the NOAA-N spacecraft from vertical to horizontal when it slipped and fell - hard. SpaceRef has the story and a graphic photo of the damaged satellite."
And I thought I was pissed when I dropped my iBook...
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I can't begin to imagine the frustration for the people working on that project seeing their baby lying there like that. Note the two levels of failure. Even a well designed protocol can fail if the participants are sloppy on a regular basis. There's probably a moral for all of us there.
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
that nobody got hurt! Can you imagine the shock to someone standing next to it when it fell?
If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
happens so often its only a matter of time before it really hurts someone:
First, technicians from another satellite program... removed the bolts...without proper documentation.
several programs I have worked on have had near accidents because parts were "borrowed" without redtags being applied. Second, the NOAA team working today failed to follow the procedure to verify the configuration of the NOAA "turn over cart" since they had used it a few days earlier.
Complacency(sp?) Happens way to often in every job environment. And it takes a lot of discipline to force yourself to follow the procedures everytime day in/day out and beyond.
--Im an oven mitt, not an engineer! (SLArbys Radio Commercial)
How the heck are 24 bolts missing? Someone is sooooo fired over this one!
How funny there is guards staring at this goof up until they figure out what to do with it.
What's up with building satellites FIVE years in advance. I understand it takes a long time at stuff.. but really, the technology will be so different by 2008. Hell, robots will be running things.
A conversation with my buddy Chris on this article...
Me: the satellite's name is NOAA-N Prime haha...it should have an autobot symbol
Chris: But the question is, what does it transform into?
Me: i think it's already in vehicle mode
Chris: Yeah, it damages its enemies by falling over on them and causing severe damage, according to the article
Chris: I'm not sure it deserves the title "autobot"
Chris: "NOAA-N Prime finally defeats the mighty Megatron by falling on its side on him. Megatron, not strong enough to lift NOAA-N Prime off of him, eventually gave up"
"...today consumers have been conditioned to think of beer when they see a bullfrog..."
That's just, what, a 20G decelleration? Heck, my laptop can survive more than that. Here, watch m
...'cause it means that on the whole, no matter how bad a day I'm having, I can always remember: someone else had a far, far worse one.
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The first impression of the photo is that the satellite tipped completly over from vertical standing on that white framework on the right. You can see another satellite standing up in that position in the background.
However the description does not match this, it says it fell only three feet, from an apparently horizontal position.
What I can't see is what was holding it up in that position. Was that fixture (the "roll over cart") removed? Or is it hidden behind it, or attached to the "bottom" (now on the right edge) or what? How exactly did the missing 24 bolts not become noticed until it was in this horizontal position?
Just curious for more details. Other people's expensive mistakes are always fascinating!
I feel sorry for the engineers who's work has been damaged, but I can't help but want to photoshop this. There is a desk complete with in-out boxes just to the left of the satellite. I think there needs to be a small pool of blood there to make this funny.
Bad news: we dropped a multi-million dollar satellite
Worse news: it landed on Phil, the only guy who knows how to fix it.
That's aweful. And probably gonna be damn expensive to fix. But looking at the picture, all I can imagine is watching a kitten or something bump up against it, watch it knock over, and have Bob Saget saying something so horrifically annoying that all I want to do is wish I was underneath that thing.
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