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Edward Teller Passes Away At 95

Lord Prox writes "Edward Teller, one of the 20th Century's greats in physics, died Tuesday afternoon at his home in Stanford. He was 95." Newsforge.com also has one of the final interviews with Teller, who was "a principal architect of the hydrogen bomb, [and] passionate advocate of nuclear power and antimissile defense."

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  1. the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    how is Penn taking the news? He'll never be the same without Teller.

  2. Once you've helped to develop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...destructive nuclear tipped missles, of course you'll be damned passionate about anti-missle defense!

    Teller: Godfey, we did it! Nuclear missles, it's been attained!

    Godfrey: Uh sir, if we can do it, I'm sure the Russians will be able to also.

    Teller: SHIT!

  3. Yes by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1, Funny

    Truly an American icon

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Yes by Lx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, like Leni Riefenstahl, also dead today. Both vigorously supported some of the most destructive and forces known to humanity. Together, they could probably take over hell.

  4. Hungary is EVIL I tells ya! by platform · · Score: 3, Funny

    Edward Teller: advocated the use of nuclear weapons for everything from digging holes to brushing teeth.

    Charles Simonyi: primarily responsible for the creation of Microsoft Office and Hungarian notation. *shudder*

    Coincidence or evil Hungarian conspiracy?

    1. Re:Hungary is EVIL I tells ya! by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 4, Funny
      There is a story that at one of the meetings at Los Alamos, Feynman was absent and Fermi had to leave the room for some reason. At this point one of the remaining physicists in the room said:
      Jol van, most maygarul folytathatunk.
      (Fine, now we can continue in Hungarian.)
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      Prime numbers are exactly what Alan Greenspan says they are -S. Minsky
  5. Re:Wow he was old by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Funny
    95 is an impressively long time for a human being to live. I would bet that all the nuclear materials Teller worked with somehow mutated him into having extraordinary longevity.

    Leni Riefenstahl died the same (previous?) day aged 101! Maybe making Nazi propaganda movies is the secret to longevity?

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    Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
  6. Re:Thank you Teller. by Nept · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except Australia, they'll just get radioactive fallout and nuclear winter

    then we'll have to live on the beach

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    "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
  7. Re:Wow he was old by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but what people are forgetting is that this was really just his half life....

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  8. "Perils of Modern Living" by E-prospero · · Score: 4, Funny

    An old, but good poem, originally published in the New Yorker, that makes mention of Dr Teller. RIP.
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    Perils of Modern Living - Harold P. Furth

    Well up above the tropostrata
    There is a region stark and stellar
    Where, on a streak of anti-matter
    Lived Dr. Edward Anti-Teller.

    Remote from Fusion's origin,
    He lived unguessed and unawares
    With all his antikith and kin,
    And kept macassars[1] on his chairs.

    One morning, idling by the sea,
    He spied a tin of monstrous girth
    That bore three letters: A. E. C.[2]
    Out stepped a visitor from Earth.

    Then, shouting gladly o'er the sands,
    Met two who in their alien ways
    Were like as gentils. Their right hands
    Clasped, and the rest was gamma rays.

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    [1]. Macassar oil was a popular hair dressing in the 19th century, named after the Indonesian port where the oil purportedly came from. An "antimacassar" is the decorative fabric used on chairs or sofas to protect the upholstery.

    [2]. AEC=Atomic Energy Commission, now replaced by DOE=Department of Energy. The AEC (like the DOE today) funded most of the National Laboratories, including Teller's Livermore Laboratory.

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    ... and never, ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.
  9. Re:A great loss by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was quite amazed to receive a personal reply to my letter, typewritten but signed by hand.

    Wow, so you actually have a Teller number of 1 ?
    If you would only be so kind as to reply to my reply, then I could boast a Teller number of 2.

  10. Re:I met him once... by refactored · · Score: 4, Funny
    So long as they go up,
    who cares where they come down,
    that's not my department
    says Werner von Braun.
    by Tom Lehrer
  11. Re:Thank you Teller. by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you Mr Teller.

    Likewise over here. I just hope your long time partner Penn Jillette is able to carry on with your work.

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  12. Goodbye, Teller... by Enoch+Root · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mad scientists and evil overlords everywhere mourn your passing!

  13. Re:Now one of the most sought after scuba sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Immensely rich biodiversity" ??? Does that mean there are lots of weird glowing mutant creatures down there or what? Why would anyone dive there when they could be grabbed by a mutant 30-feet crab at any moment?!

  14. Re:Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie by confused+one · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually that's not true. A majority of the radioactive material is naturally occuring. I actually find it interesting just how much radioactive material exists on Earth naturally... The truth is: due to atmospheric nuclear testing, we (collectively) increased the "natural" amount of background radiation by around 30%. The current annual dosage for the average person is around 300 mRem.

  15. Re:I met him once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    von Braun's Autobiography was titled "I aim for the Stars". Detractors said that the sub-title was "But keep hitting London".