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Space Elevator Going Up

Adlopa writes "The Guardian newspaper reports on scientists' efforts to realise the space elevator, as first described by Arthur C Clarke in his 1979 novel 'Fountains of Paradise'. Advances in materials science mean that 'a cable reaching up as far as 100,000km from the surface of the Earth' is no longer an impossibility and 70 scientists and engineers are discussing the idea at a conference in Santa Fe today."

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  1. what i really want to know is... by knowles420 · · Score: 5, Funny

    will it have a 13th floor?

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    1. Re:what i really want to know is... by atchertha · · Score: 5, Funny

      will there be an elevator in the elevator so that people of average human height will be able to reach all of the buttons? seems like there'd be quite a few...

  2. What what what by The+Silicon+Sorceror · · Score: 4, Funny

    At about a third of the way along the cable - 36,000km from Earth - objects take a year to complete a full orbit.

    Uh oh...

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  3. Re:Kind of scary. by fredrikj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine the fact that the tip would accelerate as it fell...most of it would end up burning up in the atmosphere.

    That's true, the risk of the thing falling down and crushing people is almost zero. But there is another problem: if it burns, will the resulting particles be hazardous for us to inhale? There's research going on about that.

  4. Re:7 billion USD? by nagora · · Score: 4, Funny
    Fuck Iraq

    Okay, done. What's the next step?

    TWW

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  5. The thing that really sucks... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...about the space elevator is when the kid who launched his satellite just before you mashes every button before getting off.

  6. Re:Error in article: by John+Allsup · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whoops. Sorry. BrainNotWorkingException();
    Indeed, the article should be talking about space elevators, not escalators.

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  7. Re:Kind of scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I swear to god, if my eyes roll any harder, they're going to fall out of my head.
    Really, considering the near-symmetric encompassment of your sockets around your eyes, and the juicy friction-reducing fluid your eyes are lubricated with, I fail to see how any angular momentum of your eyeballs would result in translational motion away from your head.
  8. Re:Defending a one meter wide cable below 60,000 f by jerryasher · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dragons.

    I read a documentary about this once. Different colored (gold, bronze, brown, blue, green) dragons shall fly around protecting us from the falling thread. They fly fast, they fly between, and the burn the elevator as it falls.

    Pilots of varying genders and ages ride the dragons, communicating with them telepathically.

    The close telepathic connections, the sensual relationships between dragon and human are corrupting of course to the rest of society, and eventually all become obsessed with the dragon writers of porn.

  9. Re:Error in article: by Man+of+E · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because the Sun rotates around the Earth, and it takes a full year to complete the orbit. Wouldn't it be easier to anchor the top of the elevator to the celestial dome and not have to worry about how fast it turns?

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  10. Elevator Music by UnixRevolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    So even at 100KPH it takes 15 days up or down?

    I'd imagine that theme would get old on the way up.

    Baaaaaaaa....
    Baaadaaaaa....
    Baaaaaadaaaaa...
    BAAADAAAA BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

    i mean jeez.

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  11. Re:1st lift by cosmo7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, now the terrorists know about his bed.