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Finally: Broadband for the Commodore 64

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the answer-to-a-question-that-didn't-need-asking dept.

GP writes "Now even die-hard Commodore 64 users are able to enjoy the benefits of broadband Internet connectivity. A newly announced Ethernet card together with the Contiki operating system lets you surf the web, send e-mail, host web sites with the built-in web server, and soon even play LAN games on your good old Commodore 64! All this with a computer that is old enough to drink."

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  1. DOES ANYBODY HERE GIVE A RATS ASS??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Who cares? ... Seriously... ANYBODY!?

    Didnt think so...

  2. Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.

  3. Re:Wahoo! (warning: off topic & anti american) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your friends in Iraq at the moment are too busy burying their poor deads to waste their time with games.

    Sorry for being rude, but making jokes over people bombed by a greedy international criminal (I mean George W. Bush if it still wasn't clear) hurts me much.

  4. A Spectrum, a C64 and an Electron walk into a bar by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... Nevermind ...

    --
    Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
  5. score -1? Is that the best you bitches can do? by Tumbleweed · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bring it on! :)

  6. Re:Wahoo! (warning: off topic & anti american) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Do people speak really slow when talking to you?