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Tzero Electric Car: 0-60 in 3.7 Seconds

If you have a spare 6,800 lithium-ion laptop batteries lying around, you can build your own electric sports car.

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  1. does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    run anux (sometimes called linux)

  2. yes..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    let me just pull them outta my ass. then there will be more room for cowboy neal's penis, not that it needs any, the poor dude has a raisin for a cock

  3. Too bad the battery lasts by ccollao · · Score: -1, Troll

    for 3.6 seconds only :)

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  5. Re:Grrrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    yes here

  6. big wup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Big feckin' deal, top speed isn't even over 100. With low gearing like that, 3.7 seconds isn't that impressive.

  7. Electric Car by FUDOH · · Score: -1, Troll

    Does an electric car have feelings? Like guys talk about their normal cars, and they give them feminine names, and they caress them, and care for them. But would people still feel the same if it is an electric car without the same sound? Or is the electric machine somehow less important than the mechanical machine? Now let us make another supposition. Suppose that cyborgs become a reality. Well what if you got your genitals replaced cybernetically so you had a mechanical penis. Then would you do your electric car? Because she would probably get lonely all sitting there. I mean think about, there she is, all alone, wanting you, calling you, looking into your eyes. Where would you put it? They don't have cigarette lighters in a lot of cars now, probably not in the AC jack. And would caressing her headlights have the same effect on her as it does on a human girl? These questions are important. They mean something. I remember once I was looking at a girl across the hall, her supple breasts jiggling softly in her tank top, her pink skirt defining the curve of her bottom. I felt a stiffening in my jeans, I shifted in my seat. I unzipped my pants. Looking down I saw that I was not myself. I possessed a mechanical penis. It looked something like a piston, two long rods with a oscillatin bulbous head. I looked up at her, she saw me, I looked away, embarassed. But she slid of her skirt slowly, smiling. She had a mechanical vagina, sparkling gently, warm, inviting. We interfaced, our eyes locked, those sweet, innocent, brown eyes. We melded, we became one, one consciousness, one mind, one being. We were one. We were whole.

  8. If i had that many spares... by segment · · Score: 0, Troll


    I would just sell them all and get a car I don't have to build... What do you figure 6800 x 100.00 a battery... Can you say McLarenF1? $10 a battery (10x6800)... thats a Porsche. Some people have too much time on their hands like me

  9. Re:TITS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cowboy Neal has a nice pair of jugs.

  10. Re:not so good news for environment by shepd · · Score: 1, Troll

    >What about the huge greenhouse gas potential created by the constant release of hydrogen into the atmosphere?

    What the HELL are you talking about?

    Saying CO2 is causing greenhouse gasses is bad enough.

    Hydrogen? That's just plain old bullshit.

    >Recall that in the 1950's nuclear energy was advertised to be not only clean and safe, but as a source of unlimited free energy.

    And it still is. Nothing has changed. The nuclear power plants that went loco were poorly managed to the point of insanity.

    Find me a CANDU reactor that's a danger, and I'll show you a liar.

    BTW: All the world's plutonium output from those CANDU reactors will fit in a few football fields, IIRC. And that's all of it. If it keeps you eco-bullshitters happy, I bet Canada will give you the north pole for it.

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