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Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV
lateralus writes "In his blog, Philip Greenspun re tells of his epiphany that Java is the SUV of programming languages. An interesting point brought forth in his typical extreme style."
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FIRST POST kick out the JAMS motherFUCKERS (hugs)
Yes, that would be the way to go in order to make Java's interpreter system lighter.
Which is nice.
I support Terrorism Ask me how!
Yeah, it kicks COBOL's ass! It has records, subroutines, pointer, and even select statements. Java is like so 90s.
corepirate nazi execrable of PCville.
.compliant. if you think that you are already compliant, & it's somebody else, consider this a chance to rat them out, to gain re-admission to the onLIEn wwwhirled again, (c SourceForgerIE(tm) all rights reserved, you have none).
/.puppets.
.asp on that. when the lights come up, there'll be no going back, & no where to hide.
we'll take the ?clunky? stuff made by folks who aren't stock markup felons, thanks.
coming soon to/already on, yOUR desktop/network?:
Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily (permanently, if we could figure out how to do it) been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, we don't care.
alert: you've been lax in yOUR payper liesense 'upgrades', you're out.
alert: there's a rumour that you've been badmouthing/lowrating the corepirate nazis, & the naykid furor of the felonious kingdumb, you're out.
alert: looks like yOUR kids have been listening to music again, you're out.
alert: although you appear to be browsing regularly, you've failed to make a purchase recently, you're out.
consider this a chance to stare at your monitor screen, & plan how you can become
etc... lookout bullow. these foulcurrs haven't a clue yet, as to what J. Public can do, once he's peaced off. they live in a tiny wwworld, consisting of only their owned greed/fear based goals. they should get ready to see the light.
we're building a vessel that floats on almost any suBStance.
as to the newclear power/planet/population rescue initiative:
it's all free (as in survival), & available immediately to you/all of US.
as you can maybe already see, yOUR survival/success is not the least bit dependent on the gadgets/combinations of the greed/fear based corepirate nazis, & their phonIE ?pr? ?firm? buyassed
consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet (somtimes that means not buying anything, a notion previously unmentioned buy the greed/fear/war mongers). seek others of non-aggressive/positive behaviours/intentions. stop wasting anything/being frivolous. that's the spirit.
investigate the newclear power plan. J. Public et AL has yet to become involved in open/honest 'net communications/commerce in a meaningful way. that's mostly due to the MiSinformation suppLIEd buy phonIE ?pr? ?firm?/stock markup FraUD execrable, etc...
truth is, there's no better/more affordable/effective way that we know of, for J. to reach other J.'s &/or their respective markets.
the overbullowned greed/fear based phonIE marketeers are self eliminating by their owned greed/fear/ego based evile MiSintentions. they must deny the existence of the power that is dissolving their ability to continue their self-centered evile behaviours.
as the lights continue to come up, you'll see what we mean. meanwhile, there are plenty of challenges, not the least of which is the planet/population rescue (from the corepirate nazi/walking dead contingent) initiative.
EVERYTHING is going to change, despite the lameNT of the evile wons. you can bet your
we weren't planted here to facilitate/perpetuate the excesses of a handful of Godless felons. you already know that? yOUR ONLY purpose here is to help one another. any other pretense is totally false.
pay attention (to yOUR environment, for example). that's quite affordable, & leads to insights on preserving life as it should/could/will be again. everything's ALL about yOUR motives.
that old tune title (hope we don't get 'busted' for using it) "make the world go away", takes on new/varied meaning in these times.
the prevalent notion that 'everything will be taken care of' without yOUR knowledge/participation is insidiously misleading.
in our
for sure
Delete that damn teddy bear icon! For the sake of the Earth do the same thing!
i take it by your example that you failed java 101 at university?
I wrote this reply to prove a point. I took a positive case for JAVA only to see the number of people who were willing to present actual test cases where JAVA didn't work that well, and I got several. I will be using them in my talk today with Sun. Thanks for your help! :)
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Are you by any chance the PhysicsExpert guy? Your excelent style seems to match his closely.
Here at the lab, we enjoy your contributions immensely.
there already is an anon non karma whore post of the article... mod it up instead of this whore!
Ah, another which values karma so much that he feels everyone else must also believe it to be of great value.
Logically, however, posting it as myself makes sense. I post it started off as 2 points, and it only requires 3 more votes to make it visible to all. The average anonymous post, however, requires 4 votes, thus wasting a vote which could be used more appropiately for an on topic comment.
I was at the cap when they showed you the actual number of points. If there's still a cap I probably have it. I don't care either way - mod me up, mod me down, when I post I feel it's important to do so. People apparently agree with me as I have very few posts which are modded down, and many are modded up. Check out my comments page if you want to get a flavor of my rapier (sp?) wit, and insightful commentary. Then make me your enemy if it pleases you.
Sorry to have offended you by doing something that is bad with your assumed motive, but good with my intent.
-Adam
You need to buy a sense of humour. Any will do, even a second-hand one from eBay.
Daniel
Carpe Diem
Thanks, I really needed to get that off my chest.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Evil, wicked, twisted porn link in the above! And a vaguely amusing picture of the back of a bare-naked lady including her bare bottom!
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