The Oldest Mouse Contest
Shipud writes "Nature
reports a contest that was launched in Britain today, to produce the oldest laboratory mouse. Current record in 5 years -- 150 in human years. From the page
: ``Researchers can use any technique to boost longevity, including genetic manipulation and stem-cell therapy''. Winners will receive cash for every day beyond the current record. The
Methuselah Mouse contest was created in an effort to boost research into human longevity."
Does it count?
How about this apple mouse?
"Smoking helps you lose weight - one lung at a time" -- A. E. Neumann
At lease here's Doug Engelbart's patent on the mouse - don't know if a 1964 prototype still exists or not.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
That would seem to help with your average lab rat's life expectancy...
Unfortunately not. Half starving them does seem to improve life expectancy.
dogs monkeys
wot no sig
having something orbiting the sun at near light speed will squish
mouse A as the angular velocity will induce a centrifugal force
high enough to.
Maybe if you'd send it to some distant galaxy at near light speed, and then back again? You'll also have to keep de acceleration limited, like 2G otherwise your mouse will also get squished.
Oh, and don't mind the near infinite energy needed to approach even 0.9 c.
RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
Telomerase is an enzyme, not a gene. And it prevents the shortening of the telomeres; it doesn't actually lengthen them after they've been shortened.
Jeremy
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