IT Career Horoscopes

HRHsoleil writes "If you're addicted to horoscopes, you going to love these Horoscopes for geeks." Mine was surprisingly accurate, thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt the power that a gaseous orb a zillion miles away exhibits upon my laptop.

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First post, bitches!

[caluml]

First post, bitches!

Re:First post, bitches!

[caluml]

If I had meant to post anonymously, I'd be annoyed. But I've got waaaaaay too much karma to care.

hrhsolei

[Anonymous Coward]

You are a sad sad bastard

Re:Look Into Their Crystal Ball

[Anonymous Coward]

I JUST TOOK A SHIT THE SIZE OF A SMALL JAPANESE BOY. HERE'S TEH VIEW FROM MY BOWLCAM:

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o_/_____\_____________\____________/____\_______o_ _
a|_______|_____________\__________|______|______a_ _
t|_______`._____________|_________|_______:_____t_ _
s`________|_____________|________\|_______|_____s_ _
e_\_______|_/_______/__\\\___--___\\_______:____e_ _
x__\______\/____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|____x_ _
*___\______\_-~____________________~-_\____|____*_ _
g____\______\_________.--------.______\|___|____g_ _
o______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|____o_ _
a_______\___.__C____)_________(_(____>__|__/____a_ _
t_______/\_|___C_____)/______\_(_____>__|_/_____t_ _
s______/_/\|___C_____)__####_|__(___>___/__\____s_ _
e_____|___(____C_____)\__####/__//__/_/_____\___e_ _
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g____|__\______________\_______/____________/_|_g_ _
o___|______________/____|_____|__\____________|_o_ _
a___|_____________|____/_______\__\___________|_a_ _
t___|__________/_/____|_________|__\___________|t_ _
s___|_________/_/______\__/\___/____|__________|s_ _
e__|_________/_/________|____|_______|_________|e_ _
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Re:predictions for folks in IT are easy

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm also happily married with a daughter - no virgin here.

You fuck your daughter?

Re:Umm...no..

[Anonymous Coward]

stupid git

Ug

[2names]

There also room for learn to speak good. You go school, fuckstick.