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  1. Re:Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve? on Police Probing Theft of Millions of Pounds of Maple Syrup From Strategic Reserve · · Score: 1

    While your comment is articulate and well thought out, I must disagree on the grounds that there simply is no substitute for real maple syrup.

  2. Re:Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve? on Police Probing Theft of Millions of Pounds of Maple Syrup From Strategic Reserve · · Score: 1

    Eh hemm...



    Like chicken...and waffles.



    ZING!

  3. Re:Not so many lulz now on Another LulzSec Member Arrested · · Score: 1

    Inordinate length of prison sentence does fall under the cruel and unusual punishment provision: "In Solem v. Helm, 463 U.S. 277, 103 S. Ct. 3001, 77 L. Ed. 2d 637 (1983), the Court applied its proportionality analysis to felony prison sentences. In Solem, the defendant had passed a bad check in the amount of $100. Although this crime ordinarily would be punishable by a maximum five-year sentence, the defendant had been sentenced to life imprisonment without Parole because of six prior felony convictions. The Court held that the sentence was significantly disproportionate to the defendant's crime and that it was thus prohibited by the Eighth Amendment." - http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Cruel+and+Unusual+Punishment

  4. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cannibalism.

  5. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla on Legislation In New York To Ban Anonymous Speech Online · · Score: 2

    I'm Jim Conte and so's my wife!

  6. Old School on Ask Slashdot: What's a Good Tablet/App Combination For Note-Taking? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A pen and some paper. This method is proven to increase later recall of the subject matter. [too lazy to provide citation]

  7. Oblig on Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did not hear a test, but I did see a black cat walk by, then the same cat walked by again.

  8. Re:Huh? on We Finally Know Why Oil and Water Don't Mix · · Score: 1

    Ummmm...figment newtons and gravy.

  9. Re:Why fit in? on How Do You Educate a Prodigy? · · Score: 1

    Didn't know you were on here, Sheldon.

  10. Re:Content Uncontrolled on Facebook Unveils Timeline, Updated Open Graph · · Score: 1

    "Even I'm irrelevant to the majority."

    Thanks for finally owning up, Steve.

  11. Re:Einstein replied "Check your measurements, son" on CERN Experiment Indicates Faster-Than-Light Neutrinos · · Score: 1

    Is Causality constrained as a linear function with respect to time?

    I don't know if I'm asking this question correctly. Another way to pose this question is: can a causal event produce effect(s) in the past?

  12. Re:Einstein replied "Check your measurements, son" on CERN Experiment Indicates Faster-Than-Light Neutrinos · · Score: 2

    Duh, it just now went back in time. Doofus.

  13. Fitting on OnStar Terms and Conditions Update Raises Privacy Concerns · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My uncle has a country place
    That no one knows about.
    He says it used to be a farm,
    Before the Motor Law.
    And on Sundays I elude the Eyes,
    And hop the Turbine Freight
    To far outside the Wire,
    Where my white-haired uncle waits.

    Jump to the ground
    As the Turbo slows to cross the Borderline.
    Run like the wind,
    As excitement shivers up and down my spine.
    Down in his barn,
    My uncle preserved for me an old machine,
    For fifty-odd years.
    To keep it as new has been his dearest dream.

    I strip away the old debris
    That hides a shining car.
    A brilliant red Barchetta
    From a better, vanished time.
    I fire up the willing engine,
    Responding with a roar.
    Tires spitting gravel,
    I commit my weekly crime...

    Wind-
    In my hair-
    Shifting and drifting-
    Mechanical music-
    Adrenalin surge...

    Well-weathered leather,
    Hot metal and oil,
    The scented country air.
    Sunlight on chrome,
    The blur of the landscape,
    Every nerve aware.

    Suddenly ahead of me,
    Across the mountainside,
    A gleaming alloy air-car
    Shoots towards me, two lanes wide.
    I spin around with shrieking tires,
    To run the deadly race,
    Go screaming through the valley
    As another joins the chase.

    Drive like the wind,
    Straining the limits of machine and man.
    Laughing out loud
    With fear and hope, I've got a desperate plan.
    At the one-lane bridge
    I leave the giants stranded at the riverside.
    Race back to the farm, to dream with my uncle at the fireside

    - Rush, Red Barchetta, Moving Pictures

  14. Re:Not an issue. on William Shatner On Star Trek Vs. Star Wars · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'd say: Solo would kill Kirk

    Only because HAN SHOT FIRST.

  15. Def Leppard on Eben Upton Answers Your Questions · · Score: 0

    Untock Eben Upton Glowbin

    All right

    I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY!

  16. Re:Interesting on Training an Immune System To Kill Cancer · · Score: 1

    That's just wrong. Funny, but oh, so wrong.

  17. Re:Interesting on Training an Immune System To Kill Cancer · · Score: 1

    You're a *GIRL*??!?!??!?!?!

  18. Re:trantor? on 50 New Exoplanets Found, Billions More Await · · Score: 0

    Don't care. I was making a funny.

  19. Re:trantor? on 50 New Exoplanets Found, Billions More Await · · Score: 0

    Yes. Metallica bought their own planet. (not with the sales of St. Anger, mind you...)

  20. Re:do computers identify people? on IP Addresses Not Enough To ID Users · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nope, it's completely about who the jury likes.

  21. Re:Start with slashcode on Ask Slashdot: Best Programs To Learn From? · · Score: 1

    ...but if this person listens to you, and does the opposite, which is to not listen to you...GAAAAH! My head esplode.

  22. Re:Wrong idea on Will Climate Engineering Ever Go Prime Time? · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you send me your address I will send you a keyboard with functional punctuation keys.

  23. Wrong idea on Will Climate Engineering Ever Go Prime Time? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We need to GET OFF THIS ROCK. Stop wasting money on climate projects and get a plan together to colonize other planets. Wait, if we're going to colonize other planets, we will need to be able to change the climate on those planets to be liveable. Dammit. I hate it when my logic goes all circular.

  24. Re:I don't think so on Juno Looks Back, Photographs Earth-Moon System · · Score: 1

    They're *neon* black.

  25. Re:I have to do it on Scientists Sequence Black Death Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Great name for a soul food restaurant. And, yes, I *love* soul food. So back the hell up.