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Is There An OS On My Hard Drive?

stm2 writes "Thanks to an agreement between Lindows and Seagate, from October you will be able to choose a hard drive with or without Lindows. Michael Robertson, in his usual marketing speak, compares this to adding "Fluoride in the water", because now you get for free something you used to need to go after (people used to go to dentist to get their Fluoride). According to the PR, the OS can autodetect and configure itself on the host machine."

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  1. What? by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Funny

    because now you get for free somethis you needed to go after

    What?

    1. Re:What? by claygate · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody set us up the Operating System

    2. Re:What? by randyest · · Score: 5, Funny
      First, that set us up comment is truly funny for the first time in years. Second, please let me say that this is as cool as it is unexpected. And, to save you all the not-so-funny funny stuff, I will preemptively steal all the predictable bad jokes right now:

      • Imagine a beowulf cluster of these . . .
      • In Soviet Russia, OS comes with hard-drive built-in!
      • I, for one, welcome our new OS-bearing hard drive overlords . . .
      • I wonder what the SCO licensing fees are for one of these?
      • My TiVO is better, much better. Wholly unrelated, but better.
      • It's a dupe! A dupe I say!
      • Everyone knows Lindows is dead.
      • We haven't seen this sooner because Microsoft has been keeping it down. Damn monopolists.
      • I'm withg the GLAA (Gay Lindows Association of America) and let me tell you . . .
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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Somebody set us up the Operating System
      What happen?
      LCD Screen turn on
      Michael Robertson: "How are you gentlemen"
      Michael Robertson: "All your hard drive are belong to us"
      Michael Robertson: "You have no chance to install WinXP"
      Michael Robertson: "Billy G make your time"

      Ha ha ha ha
    4. Re:What? by Scumbag+Tracker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but, does it run Linux?

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    5. Re:What? by raffe · · Score: 3, Funny

      and....

      bsd is dying

    6. Re:What? by caluml · · Score: 3, Funny

      What I want to know is why everyone is so surprised that Florida is in the water? It was built on a swamp, for gods sake. Didn't anyone watch Gentle Ben when they were young?

    7. Re:What? by Illbay · · Score: 4, Funny
      What not many people know is, they built SIX Floridas before the current one...

      And they all sank into the swamp!

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  2. Formatting by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least it will be easier to explain to people why new hard drives need to be formatted. To get rid of Lindows.

    1. Re:Formatting by SashaM · · Score: 4, Funny

      Admit you were posting this just to brag that you have a girlfriend :-)

    2. Re:Formatting by Illbay · · Score: 1, Funny
      Oh, girlfriend.

      I thought he meant "grandfather."

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    3. Re:Formatting by glassesmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Poor Mac users.. It's just like the old floppy disk days when disks came pre-formatted for IBM.

      Maybe Apple should pay someone to pre-format with OSX 10.x and try to sell hardware that way.

  3. PBF by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Robertson, in his usual marketing speak, compares this to adding "Fluoride in the water"

    Great, so not only do they make a crappy OS, their also after my precious bodily fluids.

    1. Re:PBF by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1, Funny

      nope it is POE for Purity Of Essence... or was it Peace On Earth? They never could make up their minds in that movie... :)

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    2. Re:PBF by gughunter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do not avoid Linux. But I do deny it my essence.

  4. for free by mgebbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    now you get for free somethis you needed to go after

    that's how i tried explaining it to my girlfriend, but just like these hard drives, she didn't buy it either :-/

  5. Fluoride... by Sago · · Score: 3, Funny

    is a poison.... What are you trying to tell us?

    1. Re:Fluoride... by shepd · · Score: 1, Funny

      A "medical" site that advertises "Alien Identities" and "The plot against civilisation / World Revolution" does NOT inspire confidence in the information presented.

      Look, Jehovah's Witnesses bug me because they waste my time, but this is a wee bit over the top:

      "Subliminal Mind Control & Manipulation Archive Features -- Jehovah Witnesses' Subliminal Covert Mind Control

      And, just do let David Icke know, for future bullshit sessions, there is no CIA in Canada. We have CSIS instead. Therefore this little rant is a little pointless (and funny!) to us in Canada.

      I do have to read more there, I haven't seen such a good wacko site in a LONG time.

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    2. Re:Fluoride... by shepd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you know water is also toxic? Heck, even your blood could be toxic!

      Convincing people it's good for them is a clever trick.

      Or is it?

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    3. Re:Fluoride... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A highly-connected guy in england once told me this (shortly before firing me, as it turned out, but that was unrelated and due to the .com crash).

      I didn't believe him at the time, thought he was winding me up (as usual). But then, as a result of a trip to eastern europe, I switched to drinking bottled water. After 3 weeks or so, my mind was very much clearer. Yes, I became more agressive and generally nastier, but definitely quicker on the uptake and less prone to unthinking action.

      I don't think it's an accident that MBAs and other business-management types seem to always drink bottled water - flouridation makes people docile and controllable. The controllers, on the other hand, try to avoid it...

    4. Re:Fluoride... by krygny · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm with Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper on this:

      "Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?"

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    5. Re:Fluoride... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes bottled water is the answer. Unfortunately many people do not realize there are less restrictions on purity of bottled water than on tap water. Many bottled waters are nothing more than distilled tap water and many contain fluoride.

  6. Wow... by MoThugz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somethis just never cease to amaze me...

  7. The Usual Suspects by dobedobedew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll save everyone some trouble, and get the obligatory usual comments over with now...

    I, for one, welcome our new pre-installed overlords!

    1. Have your OS pre-installed on HD's
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Actually, click-n-run is probably their step 2. I wonder if it will work for them?

    And yes, I know you can just add the debian sources and do an apt-get install packagename.

  8. Yea, um - what? by phrogeeb · · Score: 1, Funny

    I completely concur with my forebearers, and echo their sentiments, in asking:

    What the fuck is this post trying to say?

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  9. Ha ha by dmiller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Robertson, in his usual marketing speak, compares this to adding "Fluoride in the water"

    This is very funny. There is a long history of wackos equating floridation of drinking water with government mind control. Here is an example, which is very tame by the standards of the alternate-science crowd.

    Gotta go, my alien gray masters are calling me by mind control satellite to their sub-antarctic base again!

  10. Reality Distortion Field growing... by writertype · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Robertson's at 6.7 deciJobs, and climbing.

  11. And to make matters worse... by Calren · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...their "fluoride" causes a fatal exception in h2o.dll, and causes lungs.exe to be closed.

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  12. I've just got one question... by JoeShmoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    When does Kazaa partner with Western Digital to bring us hard drives preloaded with assorted music, movies and games?

    They could do like NetZero does and advertise it as Internet SuperDuperDownload Accelerator. Download music and movies instantly! It's just a form of caching right? Right?

    -JoeShmoe
    .

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  13. New hard drive installation procedure: by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 4, Funny

    (1) Shut down computer.
    (2) Install hard drive, connect power and IDE cables.
    (3) Turn computer back on and make sure it autodetects the drive.
    (4) Tear your hair out as the computer proceeds to boot Lindows instead of (FreeBSD/Windows/Linux/Plan9).
    (5) Uninstall the hard drive, and sigh in relief as your old set-up proceeds to boot normally.
    (6) Return the hard drive to the store, yelling and screaming until they agree not to charge you a restocking fee.

    1. Re:New hard drive installation procedure: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      (7) Come home and feel retraded for not being able to format a drive.

  14. Side note by Laconian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many conspiracy theorists agree that fluoride was added to water to control the minds of the populace. http://www.sonic.net/kryptox/mcp.htm

    1. Re:Side note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Many conspiracy theorists agree...

      Isn't it odd how it's always the conspiracy theorists who seem to be doing
      the conspiring?

  15. HUH? by Sevn · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think I need somethis it explaineded it more some then. For this to go after an Lindows. Gazorninplat!!!!

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  16. Re:Unanswered question... by RandomCoil · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you want to take advantage of Lindows, you need to PAY for the SERVICES that open Lindows up to a useable product..

    Oh, so it's *that* kind of OS... Now I understand why taking it to dinner and a movie didn't get me anywhere.
  17. I for one... by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... am looking forward to 'Lindows Refund Day'

  18. Lindows - the Stealth Version by heironymouscoward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is what it should do. Sit on an idle and protected partition on the hard drive. Allow Windows to be installed as usual. Then, after six months, or every time there is a BSOD, virus attack, new piece of hardware that needs the now unfindable installation CDROM, popup a little window saying:

    Hi. I see that you're having some trouble
    using your Windows operating system. Would
    you like me to install Lindows so that all
    your problems will disappear?

    [OK] [Not yet] [Tell me more]

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  19. Re:Lindows and Flouride by DarkZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    If some Vegan on a glacially slow Crosswinds account that can't even proofread his site inbetween making childish MS Paint illustrations say it's true, then it quite simply must be! +5 Informative!

    In fact, this site is a wellspring of health information. According to the Vegan Children site, meat is nothing but child poison and milk is not only child poison, but also contains "bovine leukima viruses"! After reading this, I've also come upon the shocking truth that I died at least seventeen years ago and that you are actually reading the typed words of a long decayed child zombie! I would now begin moaning "Braaaaaaains!!! BRAAAAAAAAINS!!!" at you while stumbling menacingly in your direction, but brains are poisonous and evil meat, so instead of I must politely ask for whatever leftover celery or tomatoes you have sitting in your fridge. Preferably evil celery and tomatoes, Tomatoes Of The Dead you might say, but I'll take what I can get.

  20. Got to love that disclaimer! by oolon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right at the bottom there is a lovely disclaimer....

    Lindows.com is not endorsed by or affiliated with Microsoft Corporation in any way - in fact, we don't even really like them because they are suing us.

    James

  21. Re:Might have hit the right market... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    but use Windows because they don't have enough Round Tuits to try Linux.

    You misspelled round tits.

  22. And this one... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...will burn down, fall over, and then sink into the swamp?

    The six-previous-floridas comment isn't as silly as it sounds, some of the swamps have several generations of ruins under them.

    However... I do wonder if LindowsOS will make the hard drive go brittle and blotchy.

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