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The Matrix: Revolutions Theatrical Trailer
Escape Tangent writes "The full theatrical trailer for The Matrix: Revolutions was posted just moments ago at thematrix.com. Choose your poison, then oogle at the eyecandy. Here are links to the high, medium, and low resolutions. Sorry folks, Quicktime 6 only." This trailer is much longer than the earlier TV spots, but they're still available.
"Sorry folks, Quicktime 6 only"
DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE JOBS!!!!
on an unrelated note, i hate that caps lameness filter
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Dude, you forgot Dude.
It's the matrix trying to confuse you.
The trailer is just a fat kid dancing around with a broom stick. For assfucker's sake, don't install quicktime.
Come on now. Be honest with yourself. Wasn't this the most overhyped movie you ever saw?
For me, it was:;-)
...back when it was originally called Poltergeist!
In a Matrix thread, anything involving Lord of the Rings will get you modded down.
... Profit!
/. admins a bunch of flaming fags will also work, but I'm not responsible if you lose more than karma.
In a Lord of the Rings thread, anything involving Star Wars will get you modded down.
In a Star Wars thread, anything involving Star Trek will get you modded down.
Alternatively, create a post using only items from the following list:
1. Hot Grits
2. Natalie Portman
3. Beowolf Clusters
4. In Soviet Russia
5. Chratctear Inrvesoin
6.
Calling the
what does it mean?
I can't seem to be able to understand what the slashdot logo for the matrix is.
Is it a mouth(blue) with a tongue(red) sticking out?
please help!
Am I the only one who saw 11.05 and thought "November 2005? NOOOOOOoooo....... oh wait, November 5th."
I browse Slashdot at +3, Funny
Another possibility is that the Matrix and the "real world" are both matrices, as you posit, but that Neo is in fact a program which has been developed to try to reach true AI, including emotions.
Given Keanu Reeves' acting "skills", they'll never achieve real emotions.
Maybe Ep. I had more action figures in the toy stores, but it was no where near as lame as Reloaded. I mean come on now; any of the redeeming qualities of Matrix were completely lacking here. Worse yet, Reloaded tries to cover up for the fact that it is a lame action flick by trying to insert some random ten minute banters about causality and free will. I don't think Star Wars ever pretends to be more than it is (maybe we really WANT it to be), but ten to twenty minutes of material excerpted from the Philosophy 100 Cliff Notes does not a thoughtful movie make.
:)
At least Phantom Menace had some good visual/aural moments, and furthermore, it completely lacked 1) Keanu Reeves' ass and 2) Carrie-Ann Moss' ass, which are two things that I wish I had gone my entire life without ever seeing.
I'll take Natalie Portman any day, even if she is in gauche makeup and baroque costumes half the time
It's the matrix trying to confuse you.
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Waitaminute... Bush born with a silver spoon up his ass? I thought there was no spoon...
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ITS JUST A FILM!!!!!!!
I have no sig yet I must scream.
I hope they didn't use any SCO code. Maybe that's what Smith's after after all...
I also have a theory; the slashdot MATRIX logo is a baby teat.
look out of the window. there's a real world out there!
"This will only be revealed in Revolutions (Revelations?)"
Actually, the book in the bible is Revelation, not Revelations, so therefore your whole theory is wrong.
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I am Neo from the Nebuchadnezzar. Go and tell the Merovingian that if he will give us food from his restaurant, he can join us in our quest for the keymaker.
I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Err, he's already got one, you see?
.. in matrix 4 neo will turn blond ... and grow back his monkey tail
Either that, or he's a service pack.
Q:I was listening to a CD in Grip and it sounded horrible! What's up? A:Perhaps you are listening to country music
You're right. The Oracle is obviously their database admin. And I didn't understand half the stuff the Architect went on about - maybe he's their perl programmer?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
"The logic behind Matrix I sucked gaint donkey balls and was probably invented by psychos on a 4 week crack diet."
sometimes the use of roman numerals is not recommeded
Since the movie comes from Hollywood, I would expect an Ingmar Bergman ending. /.
If you need Hollywood Movies to make you think, then you should not be reading
People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation.
A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
I have to agree, I watched the original on DVD a bunch of times, the I watched it again AFTER seeing Reloaded in the thearter, and I have to tell you I caught so many subtle referances of things to come. I think that the second was not as good as the original, BUT it was a good "middle". Think of Star Wars (4, 5, and 6) The first one was great, the second wasn't as good but it was pretty good, and the third was good and closed the arc. I think so far all the trailers for Revolutions look like it's going to be a great ending (hopefully it will be a bit open-ended because movies that give away everything lack something).
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"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
maybe it's just matrices all the way down...
Our intelligence still shows strong evidence that the Spoon up Bush's Ass does exist. We will not give up looking until we find it. The American people deserve that!
Aren't you just the most superior person that ever lived?