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IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement

linuxjack55 writes "According to Yahoo! Finance, IBM has filed yet another counterclaim against SCO, this time claiming that SCO 'infringed IBM's copyrights by distributing IBM's contributions to Linux after SCO had violated its Linux license by claiming a copyright on parts of Linux.' Like it or not, it looks like the GPL is going to get a full vetting in this case. It is, however, nice to know that IBM's fire-breathing legion of IP lawyers is on the side of the GPL."

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  1. I have empathy for other people. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Ouch, the graph shows that SCO dropped ~15% since that news broke.

    Darl, I'll let you sleep on the couch in my basement. Note though that my cat is very fussy, you'll have to completely bury your turds in the litterbox or she'll get mad. Thanks, buddy!

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  2. Someone needs to do a lawsuit flowchart by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I cant keep track anymore.

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  3. IBM's Millions and Millions of Lawyers by JasonUCF · · Score: 5, Funny

    I swear, if this ever proceeds to court, I fully believe Darl McBride will be wearing Depends.

    How charming to think that the lying, snivelling legal lapdogs at SCO are going to get the Big Blue treatment.

    Thanks Big Blue!

  4. That might not work by siskbc · · Score: 4, Funny
    Darl, I'll let you sleep on the couch in my basement. Note though that my cat is very fussy, you'll have to completely bury your turds in the litterbox or she'll get mad. Thanks, buddy!

    Darl's such a turd, your cat will try to bury HIM.

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  5. IBM owns patent on FUD. by ryan76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am almost positive SCO has violated several IBM patents on FUD.

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  6. Re:Someone needs to do a lawsuit flowchart by larien · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'd need MC Escher for that, I think....

  7. Re:You reap what you sow. by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    IBM does not have the resources to make a test case of the GPL. IBM has the resources to make this a slam-dunk that will make the O.J. Magic Mystery Tour look like a circus sideshow.

    Right or wrong, who cares. It's going to come down to who has the most cash.

  8. "Legion of fire-breathing IP lawyers" ?? by Rick.C · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are in fact only 16 of them, but they multiplex into a virtual legion of 4096.

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  9. The stock price is going down at last! by Pembers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chart. As I write this, it's down nearly $3, or 17%, on yesterday's close. McBride and his cronies have less than an hour before the markets close to innovate another press release to try to pump it back up again. Grab some popcorn - this is gonna be fun.

  10. Re:Schoolyard fun. by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Naw, it's more like the chess club challenging the varsity football team. They go in thinking they'll be able to checkmate in a few moves, but suddenly find themselves in a huddle on the football field.

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  11. Obligatory Matrix Quote by oni · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you hear that Mr. McBride? That is the sound of inevitability.

  12. IBM got the idea from me by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously. Look here.

    I will be insufferable for the rest of the day.

  13. Re:No, where's BOIES?!! by WCMI92 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boies, hotshot?! Has this guy ever WON a case?! He lost the Napster case, lost against Microsoft, lost defending Algore's perpetual recount, etc.

    I don't know WHY this guy has ANY kind of reputation that is positive. He is either a horseshit lawyer, or he takes on loser cases. There is no third possibility.

    Hell, the best sign for our side was that BOIES's name was tacked on...

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  14. More counter claims??? by Error27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The original response to SCO included 10 defenses and 10 counter claims.

    Adding another counter claim screws up the symmetry completely.

  15. hostage situation by trybywrench · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear there is a group of terrorists in FL holding a plane load of SCO lawyers hostage. They're threatening to release one every hour unless their demands are met.

    apologies to Kenneth Lay for stealing his joke.

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  16. Re:You reap what you sow. by Sevn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amen brutha. No matter what happens, it's going to be a hoot. Damn. I hope some smart bastard gets the movie rights. It would make an excellent mini-series starring:

    John Bobbet as Daryl McBride

    Giant Killer Robots With Nuclear Bombs For Balls as the IBM legal team

    Wilford Brimley as the caring and passionate Judge

    The cast of Friends as disgruntled Linux users

    Ryan Phillipe as the young Eric S Raymond during a flashback scene

    That chick from voyager as the evil SCO lawyer

    Danny Bonaduce as the hotdog vendor out on the street who has keen insight and good advice.

    And a cameo by Sean Connery as the old prison guard that comforts Daryl after his first pooper invasion in the prison scene at the end of the movie.

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  17. Re:Pump and dump now! by SmilingMonk · · Score: 3, Funny
    SCO = TOAST

    I believe the correct syntax is

    • SCO == TOAST

  18. Re:You reap what you sow. by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Funny

    500 million falls out of [random microsfot exec]s' pocket when his wifes servant does the laundry.

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