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Major Problems with Cingular Network
Wabin writes "It looks like the Cingular GSM network is having serious trouble. My phone stopped working today completely, though my wife's was still able to make outgoing calls. Talking to tech support, they claimed some kind of massive failure across the country starting around 4PM yesterday and possibly a virus attack. Howard Forums is all abuzz, but there really doesn't seem to be any hard info. Glad I haven't totally given up the land line yet... redundancy is good."
You stop working for the network!
I know I'm going to have to hear this joke a million times. Please mod down as a lesson to others, k, thx bye fuyckheads
Yup. Spurt, spurt, spurt....
My girlfriend would be a big fan of that ...
Looks like it's off to Russia we go...
Britt, you fuck. Die. Oh... Ohio State kicked ass again today! w00t!
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you've got the worst case of ADD I've seen this week.
I'm prescribing 10mg of adderal in the morning and afternoon to be taken with food. If you begin to experience anxitey, also take 20mg of paxil in the morning.
I'm a very busy doctor, so I'll be unable to write you a perscription. Go to one of the websites that allow you to order drugs from mexico, and remember you're on the honor system.
If that's not going to work because it involves focus and planning for minutes at a time. When it occurs to you, pick up 10 packs of dexatrim, a spoon, and a zippo lighter. Take out the capsuls, open them, smash the little balls inside, crush them to a fine powder, and snort or smoke the dust until you feel edgy.
As I look over the advice I've provided for free, it occurs to me you owe me $160 bucks and I'm not a very good doctor.
Have a nice day.
LOL... same thing happened to me, basically, except she went on to fuck ... woah... I never thought about the number before, but she's fucked 7 of my friends. To this day it's not uncommon for most of us to be in the same room (no, not fucking you tards). That's gotta be wierd, being in the same room with 8 people that you've slept with.
Anyway, I used to play D&D (eat my ass, it was a long time ago) with this group and there was a married couple there. Well, I had just picked up a new phrase, and being 15 I repeated it every chance I got. The phrase was "Nothin says lovin like fuckin your cousin!" Turned out that the couple was 2nd cousins. If you've ever seen murder in a man's face, then you know what I saw right then. Luckily for me the guy kept his cool, because he could have snapped my spine like a twig if he felt like it.