SGI Compares Linux & System V Source Code
mrgoatCEO writes "It seems SGI has finished up their test comparing SCO's Unix System V code and that of the Linux Kernel, according to ITWorld. SGI found that any similarities between the systems (amounting to only about 200 lines of code) have been removed in Linux Kernel 2.4.22, and added that the similarities were 'trivial in amount.'" This follows moves by SCO to terminate SGI's Unix license.
SGI:Hello SCO!
SCO:Hello.
SGI:We have just one word for you.
SCO:And that would be?
SGI:OWNZOR!!
SCO:D'oh!
Note, the above has been checked against the Linux kernel and System V source and it matches neither. (You hear that down there in Salt Lake City?)
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SCO said that there are still unpatched systems that are running with the "benefit" of those lines of code. Shouldn't that be "weighted down" or "burdened" insetad.?
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I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child.
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Here are a few suggestions I have seen a few times (some of them here on
Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
Heh.. it wasn't that SCO didn't want to meet him.. its just that their entire company now consists of lawyers, and the upper upper management. They were all too busy preparing press releases and law suits to come down and meet him ;)
"Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"
Can someone please tell me what SCO really stands for?
Star Control Online?
Soul Calibur Online?
Speakerbraclet Candletruck Operations?
Take their employment section as an example
Help fight continental drift.
Dogbert: I can't tell you my plans for the assets of this company...but it rhymes with 'village'.
Dilbert: I hope it's "fillage"...
> 2003 - 1986 = ???
Umm... profit?
Given the general spiritual realm I'm sure we all agree lawyers and marketing folks hail from, shouldn't that be "come up and meet him"?
Darl: "Ok, now it's your turn to be Vice president. "
Michael: "Come on! Again? I did that last week!"
Darl: "There are only five of us eft here, remember?"