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TV's Tipping Point

alinv writes ": Ashley Highfield, the head of BBC New Media & Technology spoke yesterday at a conference about how TV is being radically changed by users: 'future TV will may be unrecognisable from today, defined not just by linear TV channels, packaged and scheduled by television executives, but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.'"

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  1. Individualization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.

    There's nothing like catering specifically to the one person who likes Golden Girls reruns mixed in with heaps of porn.

    1. Re:Individualization by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no! The BEST combination would be the 1998-2001 Miss Universe/Miss America/Miss World pageants next to porn from 2002-2003. A lot of familiar faces!

      1999 Miss Universe ---> oooh I would like to see Miss *country* naked! She is soo hot!

      2002 Porno ---> ooh that Miss *country* can really swallow that banana!

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  2. Oh YEAH! by cliffy2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope"
    Oh, yeah. Just what I want.
    Just when TV was getting crappy enough (all reality shows, all the time), now it'll make me physically dizzy. THANKS, genius executives.

  3. The World of Tomorrow by TraumaHound · · Score: 5, Funny
    thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels.


    It's good to know that MTV will still be around in the future.
  4. 57 (000) channels by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    and STILL nothin' on.

  5. Ah, the Glory days by snowlick · · Score: 5, Funny

    "resemble more of a kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels."

    So basically, all those years of watching scrambled porn channels are going to pay off big time.

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  6. Kaleidoscope? by Asprin · · Score: 2, Funny


    A kaleidoscope? You mean that tube-thingy you look through with the mirrors inside that make it look like the same thing is in a lot of different places, but really they're all just pale reflections of each other?

    Yeah.... I think I can see how TV might eventually evolve into that. [grin]

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  7. Waiting for the first TV Virus by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny

    As TV continues to make the move toward pure digital information, how long will it be before we see the first TV-specific virus corrupting dowloaded shows?

    "Honey, when did they add the Goatsex guy to the cast of Friends?"

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  8. Experimental results by bytesmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

    My TV's tipping point is 47 degrees forward from vertical. Anything less and it falls back on its base.

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  9. Re:Jibber-Jabber by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK I find visualization useful here.

    First, visualize a bunch of feces. Poop from different animals, and different diets. So different sized poop, different colored poop, and different smelling poop.

    Ok, now start throwing that poop at your TV screen. When you are finished, that is your "kaleidoscope, thousands of streams of content, some indistinguishable as actual channels."
    You see, you cannot distinguish which poop is which, but you do know there is a lot of poop there.

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  10. Re:Stupidest prediction EVER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >>"audiences will want to organize and re-order content the way they want it"
    >No, we dont, we want to use one button on a remote.

    Unless it's a mouse...right?

  11. Re:kind of... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully it's more like Suprnova.org

  12. Re:Thousands of steams? by Tsali · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not looking for TV to be a mindblowing experience; I can leave the house for those

    Do you live in Amsterdam?

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  13. Re:Haven't we seen this? by Crockerboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe, but t.v. is infinitely better than the Internet when it comes to zoning out after work
    I agree, the internet is best left to zoning out during work

  14. It started already: Lord of the Rings by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    Anyone catch the product placement for lembas wafers as the party was leaving Lorien? "Lembas bread! One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" I was waiting for the elves to start singing the Lembas[tm] jingle.

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