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Could Isaac Newton Get a Faculty Job?

An anonymous reader writes "Could Isaac Newton get a faculty job, or is modern society too intolerant of eccentricity? That's one of the questions that Glenn Reynolds asks Neal Stephenson in this interview over at TechCentralstation. Others involve the changing nature of fame in an age of fragmented media, the role of the Seventeenth Century in shaping the modern world, and what it's like to write a book with a fountain pen, in the twenty-first century."

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  1. FP! by Rectum2003 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FP!

  2. CNN CALLS FOR SCHWARZENEGGER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ah-nold is the next gov. of California.

    Thanks, bozo-nuts. When your state completely colapses all the jobs will go to the sane states.

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  3. sir issac lime by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    sir issac lime could!!! I never got that otterpop... it was odviously a pun on sir issac newton, but it didn't make as much sense as the others (which is scary!). it had to be that it was originally green apple and they had it already printed up or something.

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  6. I dunno..... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This the current "publish or perish" environment all those papers establishing the fields of Physics and Calculus may not be enough...

    Actually, this is a very good question. Not because of "excessive quirkyness" because many of the great professors I have met are "querky or weird". But I wonder if Newton would have been able to handle Relativism and Quantum Physics. Many physicists of Einstein's time couldn't handle Relativism and Einstein himself had a problem with Quantum Physics. If Newton lived to 1000 years old I wonder if he could have handled the shifts.

    Brian

  7. Why Open Source May Be Doomed? by Carfentanil · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Another fine article from TechCentralStation on the state of open source and why it will never work...

    http://www.techcentralstation.com/100603C.html

    Yeah, right. If Neal Stephenson wasn't enough to slashdot their server, maybe this will be...

  8. ARNIE WON!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. Re:ARNIE WON!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I'm starting a pool for when the recall of Arnold Schwarzenegger will be certified by the California Secretary of State. To enter, reply to this post with your guess. The grand prize to be awarded to the lucky winner will be a subscription to Slashdot.

    2. Re:ARNIE WON!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Where's the "Score:0" when you need it?

  9. breaking news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Drudgereport has just confiremd that Gray davis has been recalled (59-41%), and Arnold Schwarzenneger will be the next governor of California (51% vs 14% for McClintock, 39% for Bustamante). No information on slashdot masturbation fantasy star Georgy Russell.

    Art Bell has confirmed these numbers, but reports that Gray Davis has invoked the Posse Comitas act to order the national guard to sieze the ballot boxes. It looks like he won't be vacating Sacramento without a fight.

    1. Re:breaking news! by fenix+down · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Georgy was tragically mauled by Arnold supporters after she tapped one of them in the side of the head with her book when they wouldn't move to the other side of the stage on cue.

      She reportedly begged the first paramedics to tell animal control officers to put the half-dozen 13-year old boys to sleep as soon as possible, because "they're such fucking dorks, God."

      Spokesmen for the Arnold campaign explained that "Arnoold votahs are intehnsely terrytoryal, and if one of their persanal spahces is compramahsed, they'll attack the intruder like abooncha gohdam pyrahhnas! Hooo! Looka the teeth oon thaone!"

      Art Bell discounts the Schwarzenegger campaign's explaination, and suspects the boys may be under the control of Libertarian Party satellites launched from their secret clubhouse deep in the woodlands of New Hampshire.

      In other news, Yassir Arafat dropped dead. But he's better now.

      After the break: Could Matt Drudge look any more like a retarded fisherman in that damn hat of his? Jesus, Matt. They have gay guys now that can help you with that.

  10. 17th Century Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The article raises the question of why the 17th Century ideas are becoming popular. I think part of it is related to 9/11 and the othodoxy of some muslim's and their desire to transform our secular society into a religious one. (Along with other othodoxy believers from other faiths.) In some sense we need to convince "them" (those who want to live in a religous rather than secular state) in similar ways to what happened in the 17th Century in Europe.

    Seperation of Church and State, etc, etc.

    We talk about various technologies and their advocates as having religion for that technology but you don't *usually* get killed over which OS you buy or what type of data structure you code.

    We need to really understand how in the past they "debugged" society into it's less then perfect but never-the-less better (and current) form.

    It is worth saying, we may not ever convince them of that and we might find our self's living in a society where dancing is immoral and a man talking to an other man's wife ruins his honor.

  11. Victory Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The state of California will be terminated!

    The first order of business: bring me Sarah Connor.

  12. No by Santa_Clause · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not with that haircut! hohoho

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  13. He might get hired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The pr0n industry might hire him. I heard they are looking for some zombies, for a film they are working on called, Debbie does dead dudes 4.