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SCO Claims IBM/SGI Licenses are Revokable

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the no-take-backs dept.

shadow099 writes "SCO claims in an open letter writen by Blake Stowell, Director Public Relations SCO, that the Unix licenses to IBM and SGI can be revoked. " This is just the latest volley in the ongoing circus. It keeps getting funnier!

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  1. It's the goatse clown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is it his face? or his ass! Never mind, goatse is funnier than Six Haxalot, and even I use linux!

  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    is it firstpost... god please. i am totally worthless ... just once get me the first post on slashdot

    1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You fail it, bitch!

      Now fucking kneel down and suck on my cock, bitch!

      Worthless bitch!

  3. Were their licenses not already revoked? by Captain+Goatse · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Captain's Log
    Seadate 12"82'49

    We stranded on a strange island. After finishing our regular Goatse procedures(Jerking off to me, Captain Goatse. I jerk off to my men, I love them all... especially the new boys, they are still quite tight.) we decided to explore the island.

    After walking for a few hours we finally approached something that seemed at least a little more civilized than the plain old jungle. A giant statue!

    The statue looked vaguely familiar, it was a giant nigger widening his ass with two thick sticks. Around the statue a bunch of niggers danced.

    We tried to talk to the niggers, but they would not respond. Mr. Smith even showed his ass to them. This was a real problem, we were all horny as hell, and really bored of each other. We were afraid that the niggers would kill and eat us or simply eat us while we were alive if we tried to rape them. I knew we should have bought the guns.

    Nothing worked, until I got the best idea ever: We started having sex with each other to try to persuade the niggers to join us. Guess what, they started spreading their asses at once, it looked so welcoming that I shot my load in the face of their leader.

    Next morning we woke up on our ship, the niggers and the island were all gone. Was it just a dream? That's pretty unlikely as all crewmembers remember the experience. I wish we could find the way back there.

    -Captain Goatse

    --
    The classic essay on "worse is better" is either misunderstood
  4. Roland is Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (sic)

  5. Re:NO! you've said the word we cannot hear! by grub · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. Don't think too hard about it.

    --
    Trolling is a art,