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  1. Re:Electrovaya on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: -1

    Those crazy japanese have something with quite a battery time, http://www2.strangeworld.org/uedakana/sahra1354.ht m for some information and http://210.150.243.7/cgi-bin/netabbs/03/imgboard.c gi for more images of it.

  2. Interesting... on Cometa WiFi Hotspot Network To Shut Down · · Score: -1

    ...but I'd rather see some hot hentai! (links are not work safe)

  3. Dear god... on Ask About Running Windows Software in Linux · · Score: -1

    ...Why does Windows blow so much? Please make it stop or I'll die from constipation.

  4. Re:IN THE HOUSE on MS Sales Growth Limited by Delays in Windows · · Score: -1

    Nice job Troll.

  5. Some very interesting ideas there ... on Majesco Gives GBA Text Messaging, Wireless, Video · · Score: -1

    ... I've got some interesting ideas too, please click this link: LINK TO GBA ...

    SECONDED POSTED!!11~~

  6. I'D LIKE A BUTTPROBE YOU FAGGOTS on Emotional Bonding with Space Probes · · Score: -1

    I'm asking for it, yeah, I know.

    BTW, please visit my sponsors:
    Goatse
    Tubgirl
    GNAA
    Lemonparty

    Please sponsor me, you filthy nerds!

  7. Re:GNAA on Worms Jack Up the Total Cost of Windows · · Score: -1

    What's up with the GNAA, it seems as if you've been holding a low profile nowadays. You need fresh recruits, some GNAA crapflooding and a good dose of 4chan(might sadly enough be down).

  8. [please censor]Urgent Help Needed!! on Doug Lowenstein on Game Censorship · · Score: -1, Troll

    Urgent Help Needed!!

    I need more sites to satisfy my rare fetish - rabbits with things on their head. I only have one site at the moment, http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.ht m, it has a lot of pictures, but it is sadly not enough. There's also http://www.analse.cx/, but that one is not that good. I thought about asking here on Slashdot where most people are like me, and this fetish can't be unique now, can it?

    What I need is rabbits with the most crazy things on their heads, carrots or pancakes is not enough, I need the most hardcore stuff that's out there. I don't know what I'll do if I can't get this, I'll probably go out and put things on the heads of people or something,

    HELP PUL33ZU! NOW211~~~!1~~~

    Oh, and before I forget: I've also got another fetish - brutal gorre hentai ^^ It's the same here, I've been there done that, I need more and better! If it's not as good as Doku Doku Ryouki Zukan(Not work safe!), don't even think of suggesting something. I don't really get off as easily when reading h-manga though as I do when watching them rabbits ^^

  9. AF!? on Visualizing Stories On Current Events With Newsmap · · Score: -1

    Hmm... does it include April's Fools stories too ;)?

  10. Trust me on Miyamoto, Garfield, Church To Talk At Smithsonian · · Score: -1

    Miyamoto-sensei will not come, if you want to talk to him you have to visit him.

    And the other guys are unknown to me, probably some hobos.

    Invite CowboyNeal and michael and I'll come!

  11. Teh DRM. on Has Intuit Made Good on DRM Removal? · · Score: -1

    Oh yes, it's all gone.

    They also released the source under the GNU GPL... I better find the link to it, it's hidden somewhere in their filesystem.

    Moderation Guideline: +5 Interesting/Troll

  12. GREASED UP YODA DOLL!!! on Star Wars: Clone Wars Premieres Tonight · · Score: -1

    Buy one at eBay now!

    BTW, are there any greased up Yoda dolls in clone wars?

  13. And in related news. on Mercury Probe Delayed by Ten Weeks, and Two Years · · Score: -1

    Microsoft's MESSENGER just passed Jupiter.

  14. Wikipedia on Happy Birthday Mac OS X · · Score: -1

    Damn, I can't bring myself to edit the wikipedia page and put in some nasty links or other things.

    I guess I'm not as low as to attack the foundation I defend through Trolling, Open Source and Freedom.

    Someone with less morals, please do it for me, kay ;)?

  15. TROLLING TIME(OT, sorry S) on World of Warcraft Beta Dissected · · Score: -1
    Hemos likes trolls!


    Some commentary from someone who spends WAY too much time with the trolls of Slashdot.[1]

    There's really two different types, at this point, as least split based on technology.

    The former group are more "old-school" and eschew the use of scripts. The uses of scripting languages from Perl to PHP to simple shell scripts is something that this troll looks down on, and within the troll groups, you can see flame wars erupt between those who do, and those who don't use scripting.

    [...]

    The other group, the script users are a pestilence. I cannot begin to count the number of hours of my life that have been consumed by those rodents. Essentially, seemingly, the reason that these people exist is to spend their entire lives trying to break the system. Obviously [...], I prefer the former [to anything else, duh!].


    I'm the first group, BTW, I'm too lazy to write a karma bot or something like that ;)

    [1] Hmm? My corrupted mind can think of a lot of things, many where the word Homos comes to mind.

    http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=506060

    (welcome to two years ago...)
  16. FP KEKEKEKEKEKEK on Homepod Development Version Available · · Score: -1

    OMG MY FIRSTEST FIRST POST EVAR!11~~~

    On the spoke stuff: keeep teh commeonet on rhw spoke~~ kekeke?

  17. Mr. Anderson on Apple Plans to Grow to $10 Billion · · Score: -1

    I think Apple will die when Mr. Anderson retires, die just like BSD died.

    It's too sad that these nice Operating Systems die, day after another. Think of the employees, the BSD kernel coders are now homeless and workless, they spend most of their days at gay bars. Happily perusing the glory holes, of course ;)

  18. Broken News: Apache is dying! on Star Wars DVD Cover Art Leaked · · Score: -1

    This just in: The latest webcraft webserver survey shows that Apache is dying, the replacement seems to be Microsoft [IIS] servers.

    Here's the proof:

    Developer February 2004 Percent March 2004 Percent Change
    Apache 31703884 67.21 32280582 67.20 -0.01
    Microsoft 9849971 20.88 10099760 21.02 0.14
    SunONE 1657295 3.51 1651575 3.44 -0.07
    Zeus 755227 1.60 762716 1.59 -0.01

    (Please give me some whitespace! An IIS server would have!)

  19. Same in Sweden(not in too many places though) on NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative · · Score: -1

    There's an intersection I'll have to cross every day to and from school. I know that the walk/drive timers are set to ~60 seconds(I'm a geek so I timed it once ;))... but, I still press the buttons, there are a few reasons for it however:

    1. The beep sound, I love it, pressing the button multiple times repeats the sound, at a maximum of 1/2 beeps per second.
    2. A sign on one side of the road says(translated): "Press button to cross road faster!1~~". It's actually a sticker, so I'm not sure if it's truly official(it does contain the ... whoever owns/maintains the roads logo though).
    3. Habbit, Habit + Hobbit.

    I'm not going to stop pressing them anytime soon, especially as all the other roads I cross either have no crossings or have working buttons(I think at least... better investigate ;)).

  20. 2.6 IS ON TEH SPOKE!!11~~~ on Linux Kernel 2.2.26 -- 2.2 is not dead! · · Score: -1

    Yes, do not use deprecated kernels, that is just gay.

    YHBT. IHL. HAND.

  21. Dolphinsex is going down! on 'Extreme' Web Sites Under Fire From UK Police · · Score: -1

    Worse Is Better
    Richard P. Gabriel

    The concept known as worse is better holds that in software making (and perhaps in other arenas as well) it is better to start with a minimal creation and grow it as needed. Christopher Alexander might call this piecemeal growth. This is the story of the evolution of that concept.

    From 1984 until 1994 I had a Lisp company called Lucid, Inc. In 1989 it was clear that the Lisp business was not going well, partly because the AI companies were floundering and partly because those AI companies were starting to blame Lisp and its implementations for the failures of AI. One day in Spring 1989, I was sitting out on the Lucid porch with some of the hackers, and someone asked me why I thought people believed C and Unix were better than Lisp. I jokingly answered, because, well, worse is better. We laughed over it for a while as I tried to make up an argument for why something clearly lousy could be good.

    A few months later, in Summer 1989, a small Lisp conference called EuroPAL (European Conference on the Practical Applications of Lisp) invited me to give a keynote, probably since Lucid was the premier Lisp company. I agreed, and while casting about for what to talk about, I gravitated toward a detailed explanation of the worse-is-better ideas we joked about as applied to Lisp. At Lucid we knew a lot about how we would do Lisp over to survive business realities as we saw them, and so the result was called Lisp: Good News, Bad News, How to Win Big. [html] (slightly abridged version) [pdf] (has more details about the Treeshaker and delivery of Lisp applications).

    I gave the talk in March, 1990 at Cambridge University. I had never been to Cambridge (nor to Oxford), and I was quite nervous about speaking at Newtons school. There were about 500-800 people in the auditorium, and before my talk they played the Notting Hillbillies over the sound system - I had never heard the group before, and indeed, the album was not yet released in the US. The music seemed appropriate because I had decided to use a very colloquial American-style of writing in the talk, and the Notting Hillbillies played a style of music heavily influenced by traditional American music, though they were a British band. I gave my talk with some fear since the room was standing room only, and at the end, there was a long silence. The first person to speak up was Gerry Sussman, who largely ridiculed the talk, followed by Carl Hewitt who was similarly none too kind. I spent 30 minutes trying to justify my speech to a crowd in no way inclined to have heard such criticism - perhaps they were hoping for a cheerleader-type speech.

    I survived, of course, and made my way home to California. Back then, the Internet was just starting up, so it was reasonable to expect not too many people would hear about the talk and its disastrous reception. However, the press was at the talk and wrote about it extensively in the UK. Headlines in computer rags proclaimed Lisp Dead, Gabriel States. In one, there was a picture of Bruce Springsteen with the caption, New Jersey Style, referring to the humorous name I gave to the worse-is-better approach to design. Nevertheless, I hid the talk away and soon was convinced nothing would come of it.

    About a year later we hired a young kid from Pittsburgh named Jamie Zawinski. He was not much more than 20 years old and came highly recommended by Scott Fahlman. We called him The Kid. He was a lot of fun to have around: not a bad hacker and definitely in a demographic we didnt have much of at Lucid. He wanted to find out about the people at the company, particularly me since I had been the one to take a risk on him, including moving him to the West Coast. His way of finding out was to look through my computer directories - none of them were protected. He f

  22. [Troll]Help Me Nerds! on Oldest Fossilised Winged Insect Yet Discovered · · Score: -1

    Hi i want to allocate memory for an array of pointer to a class, with an int i would do :

    int *i = new int[iMyValue];
    i[0] = 10;
    i[1] = 5;

    etc etc

    However this technique does not seem to work with my classes :

    class MyClass;

    MyClass *hello = new MyClass[iMyValue];

    hello[0] = new MyClass;
    hello[1] = new MyClass;

    etc etc

    So I want a dynamic array of pointer to MyClass. Whats the best way to do this?

    Cheers

  23. HAXOR WATRNINGg~~~ on Mac v. Microsoft TCO · · Score: -1

    Do you want to h4x Slashdot!?

    Then go here, scroll down to see the exploit!~~~

    Please mod this up for great justice!

  24. clubbing one another over the head? on Thick Skull a Survival Trait · · Score: -1

    You sure they didn't club the females over the head instead? Date Rape rocks!

    Or maybe it was the females... the horror :X

  25. Windows 2000 Source Released on Amateur Astronomer Discovers New Nebula · · Score: -1

    http://www.benzedrine.cx/mirror/w2k.zip.torrent (note: do not fear the christmas islands, you racists!)

    I've checked it, it works!