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Captain's Log
Seadate 2.4.23-pre7
Yet another boring day, what could the seas have for us today? More than expected, as I will tell onto you, fellow readers.
Well, nothing happened for the most of the day. When suddenly a bottle hit our ship. It was a so called MiB, not Men In Black(what is that?), a Message in Bottle. It read as follows:
"Extremely horny, need rectal insertment now. I am held captive by the gay nigger tribe GNAA. Hurry!"
We were all really bored, no wonder we accepted this silly quest. What we didn't know was that it was a lot more trouble than we wanted. I guess you can't get as many pictures of people ripping their asses open as you want nowadays.
The GNAA are well known for kidnapping young boys and keeping them from sexual pleasure, everyone knew where they were.
As we arrived, a small boat with two hetero-looking gay niggers in approached us. We welcomed them.
"Yarr, wtf r u doing fagz? Avast!1one"
"We have come to negotiate, please accept this gay nigger sex slave."
"Arrr... he sure looks nice, we will keelhaul the d00d in teh butt11~~~"
"Our leader will let our prisoner go if you let him take you from behind."
"I accept, yarr."
And so I went to the legendary leader of GNAA, Darl McBride. His cock was really large, he must have used a lot of SCO penile pills. I wasn't actually used to cocks this large, they had to tie me up to prevent my escape. I guess I enjoyed it, I thought of what I would do to the cute boy in the cage afterwards. Mmmmm...
Well, after finishing his job and letting some of his commanders, including CmdrTaco and Bill Gates, I was released along with the boy. We went back to our ship and fired some cannons towards the GNAA base. Another great day at the sea!
So, what did we learn today? If you are being kept by the GNAA, drop a MiB and we will come and kidnap-rape you.
By the way, I was recently told the legend of LoopBack by an old nigger jew, he said something like "http://www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg", does anyone know if this legend is true?
-Captain Goatse
(OMg Mozilla, Linux and Slashdot all suck right now, BTw)
The classic essay on "worse is better" is either misunderstood
WE CAN, YOU CAN, ICANN!