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guts writes "Those interested in parallel computing can enter warriors in the new GRID WARS INTERACTIVE contest by downloading the challenge kit from www.gridwars.com. Prizes will be awarded to those who submit the most winning warriors, with the championship held live at Supercomputing SC2003 in Phoenix in November. Details available on the web site." (See this earlier story about Grid Wars, too.)
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Fuck that page. The all flash windows are bigger than my resolution, and it doesn't allow me to resize the window. Its near impossible to navigate the site. The flash is gratuitous and lame. Fuck that page.
-- The WIPO Avenger
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