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New P2P Battle is Heating Up

Digital Dharma writes "News.com has an article about a new P2P war just getting underway in congress. With Senator Hollings retiring, the RIAA and MPAA have found suitable replacement hosts in three key members of the House of Representatives. Lamar Smith, R-Texas; Howard Berman, D-Calif; and John Conyers, D-Mich are taking up arms against P2P networks with a bizarre new bill that would require companies that create certain types of software such as web browsers, instant messaging clients and e-mail utilities to add a warning that it 'could create a security and privacy risk.' How this would deter P2P activity is a bit of a mystery. The article also talks about putting software company executives in jail for failing to correctly label said software, empowering the FBI to release anti-P2P propaganda and other typical RIAA/MPAA sponsored oddities." A network application can create a security risk? Best firewall off every port!

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  1. AHHHHH! SoM3On3 H4lp ME! by slothbait · · Score: 4, Funny

    I Am Currently Broadcasting An Internet IP Address!

    /me shoots computer

  2. Damn them... by drblunt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Leave it to the government to pass a bill that has very little to do with the thing they're trying to stop.
    "People are violating copyright on the internet?"
    "Pass a law banning Collies and Yorkshire Terriers from public areas!"

    Stupid gits.

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    We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
  3. The logic reminds me of.... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 5, Funny
    The logic of limiting technology and thereby curbing copyright infringment reminds me of ...

    And what else floats on water ?
    A Duck..."A DUCK!"
    "Exactly! Soooo . . . "
    " . . . If she weighs . . . as much as . . . a duck . . . "
    "Yes?"
    "Then she's made out of wood . . . "
    "And therefore . . . ?"
    " . . . . A WITCH!"
    "A WITCH!"
    "BURN THE WITCH!"
    "BURN HER!"
    "To the scales!"

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    for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    1. Re:The logic reminds me of.... by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny you should mention ducks after this quote from SunnComm CEO Peter Jacobs

      "It wasn't about the Shift key...It had nothing to do with that. It had to do with reviewing a rabbit when we invented the duck and saying the rabbit didn't work right."

      God knows what he was talking about, never mind how he got to be CEO with nuggets of insight like that.

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      Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
      What truth?
      There is no dupe
  4. I've got a bill to propose myself by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would set 1,000-year mandatory jail sentences for members of congress who become pawns for multi-national mega-corps, spouting out ignorant and inflamatory propaganda to please their campaign-financing Masters.

    Anyone care to sponsor?

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  5. Re:ignorant politicians... by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dear Sir,

    Your post immediately conjured, in my brain, the image of a world ruled by slashdotters. Suffice it to say I was scared to hell.

    You shall be hearing from my lawyers soon.

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    Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
  6. Flash back to.... by plopez · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reefer Madness! Stop the P2P insanity before your children become godless open source socialists! FIrst free music, then free love. Then, before you know it, they will be rejecting the corporate values that make our society great! The values of profit and greed! Anything for a buck, reality is what I say it is and to hell with the rest of the world! Just like God intended!

    (for those of you a little slow today and before I get accused of being flame bait, this is sort of a 'toungue in cheek' rant).

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    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+