Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label

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Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label

Posted by simoniker on Wednesday October 22, 2003 @12:31PM from the gentler-nicer-language dept.

lurker412 writes "CNet News is reporting that Gator has forced PC Pitstop to remove Web pages that call Gator's software 'spyware.' The correct term, according to Gator, is 'adware.' The article states: 'If we find anyone publicly calling us spyware, we correct it and take action if necessary,' said Scott Eagle, Gator's senior vice president of marketing. So be careful what you say in your comments..."

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Me first by setzman · 2003-10-22 12:31 · Score: 5, Funny

I, setzman, say that Gator is spyware. btw, First Post!!

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1. Re:Me first by rolling_rox · 2003-10-22 12:34 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  I don't like to use the term spyware, I prefer the term "Crapware"
  
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2. Re:Me first by Geek+of+Tech · 2003-10-22 14:08 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  > And it takes a lot to make a 7-year-old WinME system worse than it already is.....
  I think I see your problem. Windows ME wasn't made in 1996. Unless..... Oh my! You must be from the future! So what is longhorn like, future boy? I'd like to see it myself, but I don't have an extra 1.21-Gigawatts.
  
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3. Re:Me first by sewagemaster · 2003-10-22 18:27 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  specifically, the pop-under-autoinstalls, i'd like calling them underwear
  
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alternative names.... by User+956 · 2003-10-22 12:34 · Score: 5, Funny

What if we call it snoopware? shitware? How about "fucks-up-your-computer-and- makes-it-run-slower-ware"?

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1. Re:alternative names.... by i+am+nude · 2003-10-22 12:40 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  i like "You stole my CPU cycles and i want them back!!! ware"
2. Re:alternative names.... by Crispin+Cowan · 2003-10-22 12:46 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  I think we should just say "beware" :-)
  Crispin
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whoa... whoa! by digitalsushi · 2003-10-22 12:34 · Score: 5, Funny

Gat0r is spyware. Ha ha! Can't get me! Fooled you! Neener neener neener! ... *sigh* it's so lonely in my parent's basement. *sniff*

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A rose is a rose... by winkydink · 2003-10-22 12:38 · Score: 4, Funny

If you put a pig in an evening gown and take it out for the evening, it's still a pig.

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1. Re:A rose is a rose... by winkydink · 2003-10-22 12:51 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  And breakign the law in many Bible Belt States. :)
  
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2. Re:A rose is a rose... by Atheraal · 2003-10-22 13:02 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  rose... not quite appropriate here... i would venture to say that the steaming pile of horse shit said rose grows in by any other name is still a steaming pile of horse shit.
3. Re:A rose is a rose... by seanadams.com · 2003-10-22 13:56 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  i would venture to say that the steaming pile of horse shit said rose grows in by any other name is still a steaming pile of horse shit
  
  In the beginning was the plan.
  And then came the Assumptions.
  And the Assumptions were without form.
  And the Plan was without substance.
  And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
  And they spoke among themselves, saying,
  "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
  And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
  "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
  And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
  "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
  such that none may abide by it."
  And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
  "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
  And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
  "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
  And the Directors then went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them,
  "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
  And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
  "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
  of the company, with powerful effects."
  And the President Looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
  And the Plan became Policy.
In other news... by sTalking_Goat · 2003-10-22 12:39 · Score: 3, Funny

Charles Manson has asked that public stop refering to the acts of his folloers as a "Murder Spree". The correct term is "existence adjustment initiative"...

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New Term: by Cytlid · 2003-10-22 12:42 · Score: 4, Funny

Assholeware - companies that produce spyware and then insist that noone calls it as such.

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free software by primus_sucks · 2003-10-22 12:53 · Score: 4, Funny

I don't know what everyone is complaining about. According to there homepage you get FREE software (often valued at up to $30!!!). Here are the apps you get:

Weatherscope provides easy access to local temperature and extended weather forecasts. Taking a trip? Weatherscope gives you the current and future conditions!

Cool, no more endless searching of weather.com!

Precision Time - Make sure your computer clock always has the correct time. Synchronize your computer clock with one of the world's most precise timekeeping devices - the U.S. Atomic Clock.

Awesome! I hate being .0006566547866787 pico seconds late for meetings!

Date Manager - Never miss another important date or reminder. Date Manager shows today's date in your system tray and allows you to quickly pull up a two-month calendar and set reminders.

WOW I can't believe this is free!!!!

Gator eWallet - The world's most popular digital wallet. The Gator eWallet automatically remembers login IDs/passwords and fills in online forms with just one click. No more lost passwords, and no more typing information such as address, email, credit card numbers, etc!

This is great, I'm sure your data is completely secure since this software was written by such an innovative company!
1. Re:free software by insertionPoint · 2003-10-22 13:58 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  Date Manager - Never miss another important date or reminder. Date Manager shows today's date in your system tray and allows you to quickly pull up a two-month calendar and set reminders.
  
  Never miss a date! Hell, I wish I could get a date!
Re:Me first - Gator is NOT spyware by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-22 12:54 · Score: 5, Funny

Gator is NOT spyware - to help the slashdot crowd fully understand this important point that Gator is NOT spyware I have created a helpful reminder by way of the Gator is NOT spyware URL which constantly reminds visitors to the Gator website via a reminder message that Gator is NOT spyware.

This is the Gator is NOT spyware URL...
Are you sure? by MongooseCN · 2003-10-22 13:05 · Score: 3, Funny

I guess I'll have to tell Porkette things aren't going to work out...

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Sure by roystgnr · 2003-10-22 13:32 · Score: 5, Funny

The correct term, according to Gator, is 'adware.'

And hillbillies prefer to be called 'sons of the soil'. But it ain't gonna happen.
Move Sig by theonetruekeebler · 2003-10-22 13:43 · Score: 5, Funny

So for the next couple of weeks, a new Slashdot sig.

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I object to the phrase "maggot infested" by HangingChad · 2003-10-22 14:10 · Score: 3, Funny

Maggots have better taste than to inhabit a piece of crap like Gator.
Billions of self-respecting maggots are offended by your comment, sir, and demand an apology!

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Me Second by CleverNickName · 2003-10-22 14:52 · Score: 5, Funny

Dear Gator,

Gator is Spyware, you fuckers. Spyware. Spyware. Spyware.

Please send me a nastygram. My career is stalled, and I could really use the publicity.

Love,

Wil Wheaton
Linux weenie who doesn't even use your crappy SPYware.

PS- It's spyware.
You're gonna feel really embarassed... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-22 15:08 · Score: 5, Funny

when you realize that you just made fun of Wil Wheaton for claiming to be Wil Wheaton.
Re:Umm... Dude... by irix · 2003-10-22 16:43 · Score: 3, Funny

Was it on /. or a newsgroup that somebody told Christiansen "you obviously know nothing about Perl"?

Finally ... a moment where my .sig is on topic! ;-)

That post (it was a few years ago) was one of the funniest things I ever read on Slashdot, and it has been entrenched in my .sig ever since...

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HEY!! STOP BASHING GATOR I LIKE IT by ShimmyShimmy · 2003-10-22 17:26 · Score: 3, Funny

I am for one, completely offended that all of you bash Gator 24/7. Gator was designed to put targeted ads to the user, meaning consumers get exactly what they want.
From the continued use of Gator, it has developed an accurate profile, and the ads I receive are of premium interest to me. I have made many successful online purchases from the reliable, well-established companies that advertise through GAIN.
To all those reading this message, I would like you to know that the programmers of Gator worked long, hard hours to design this software, and you should be very thankful that the corporation allows you do download it free of charge, which is worth clearly more than the Suggested Retail Price of US $30.
All in all GAIN is a very useful form of targeted advertising, and represents a huge leap in positive, productive media and computer technology in the 20th-21st Century.

Sincerely as OJ Simpon's Court Statements,
Some shitbag PR/Actor/Marketing Major that was paid a lot to say all this crap... err... I mean...
Joe Average User

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Re:Me Third by WEFUNK · 2003-10-23 01:23 · Score: 4, Funny

Like Mr. Wheaton above, I would like a cease and decist order sent to me. However, since I have no previous career in entertainment, I need the publicity to get mine started. I'm a poor, non-RIAA aligned musician trying to crack an industry dominated by old men who think kids want to hear Justin Timberflake and some slut from Wexford, PA all day.

Just name your band or your demo album "Gator is Spyware" -- that ought to ruffle some feathers and get you your cease and desist...

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