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Microsoft Office 2003 - Reviews, Overviews, Issues

securitas writes "The first users of Microsoft's Office 2003 are weighing in and the response is mixed. The new Outlook has received a favorable response, but the mantra seems to be there's little reason to upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features. Meanwhile, Bill Gates dismissed the open source competition. One of the new features - self-destructing documents - seems to have caused some confusion, because 'Microsoft says the new feature is not designed to remove all traces of a file' and MS spokesman Mike Pryke-Smith says, 'The message will still be in various places', so emails will not cleanly self-destruct. A related issue is the permissions technology called Information Rights Management, which may shut out Mac users. PC World has a detailed review of Office 2003 which sums things up well."

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  1. Self destructing emails by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given some of the crap that Windows programs leave when you try to uninstall them, I don't think I'd trust an email to be completely removed from the system.

    1. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given some of the crap that I get in e-mail. I wish it works that way!

    2. Re:Self destructing emails by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like they need to add "self destructing documents" to Word. One bad software crash, bingo, any document you were working on is destroyed.:)

      So now, losing your work in a crash is not a bug, it's a feature.

  2. Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are like wet ducks in the desert... it's just not quite right.

  3. OpenOffice by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool, know we know what we're going to see in the next version of OpenOffice.

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    1. Re:OpenOffice by TKinias · · Score: 2, Funny

      scripsit fluor2:

      Stupid linux users thinking that vi is a good text editor.

      No kidding... They're all a bunch of wusses.

      Real men just use ed.

      :wq

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    2. Re:OpenOffice by lgftsa · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Real* men edit files by waving a magnet over the disk platters.

  4. New? by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when are Self destructing documents a "new feature?"

    We all saw that coming so I figured we might as well get it over with.

  5. Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we get Charlton Heston to be the new Vi spokesman? I just wanna see him go to computer conferences, hold up the Vi source code printed on old style dot matrix printer paper and say "From my dead cold hands"

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    1. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we get Charlton Heston to be the new Vi spokesman? I just wanna see him go to computer conferences, hold up the Vi source code printed on old style dot matrix printer paper and say "From my dead cold hands"

      Uh, dude? Kirk Douglas was Spartacus. RTFIMDB.

      Perhaps you were thinking of Ben-Hur?. Sure, they're similar, but anyone who gets similar things like these confused should NOT use vi. You might end up trying to save a file and accidentally blow up a small village.

      Cheers,
      IT

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  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Self destructing documents by eric76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now Microsoft will have an excuse to avoid turning documents over during the discovery processes of the various lawsuits against them.

    "Honest, your honor. The document self destructed the day we were supposed to turn it over."

  8. Re:Silk? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    *blink*

    People actually *read* power point presentations?

    I thought the whole point of those things was to hypnotize the audience so they don't realize you actually have nothing meaningful to say.

  9. Re:Don't like Moffice? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why isn't there a penguin assistant for OO? I make fun of the stupid paperclip in MS Office but at least they let you change it. When I had to use Windows 98 with Office 2000 I actually kind of liked having the little cat run around purring, and on the Mac I liked the dog, panting and smiling, I could imagine he was cheering me on as I typed, getting excited at my more insightful moments of composition...

    at least for a week or so anyway. Then I turned the damn thing off.

  10. whose server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know it's slashdot and everything, but it really should be whose.

    Who's represents "who is."

    Thanks,

    Your friendly neighborhood anal Slashdot reader.

  11. Microsoft MVP? by PingXao · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Several of Microsoft's MVPs, or Most Valuable Professionals, also served as beta testers for Office 2003."

    So what is this MVP thing? Microsoft Victimized Programmer? I tried looking it up on the web but it's a very nebulous thing. Sniff Gates' butt enough and they might let you put that after your name for a year. I see nothing that prevents me from putting it after my name as well. Hmmm.... Starting tomorrow I'm going to actually put MVP after my sig on every online forum I participate in! It's not like I'm pretending to be a doctor or a lawyer or *gasp* an MSCE perfessional, is it? Yes. That is what I will do. It will cause chaos and confusion everywhere! I can just see the naive newbies now as a real live MVP starts to dis Microsoft products at every turn.

  12. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    after working with vi for a few minutes, using ... ":q!" for "force quit (without writing) seems pretty natural.
    Yeah, when I used vi for a few minutes, quitting seemed like the most natural thing to do.
  13. Wha??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Self-destructing documents? Now?

    Since when this is a new feature? Word 97 already destroys documents since long ago... and uncleanly, too!