More on the Versalaser
A random reader writes: "In an article at PCMag.com, Bill Machrone describes what has to be the coolest printer ever (or close to it). A company called Versalaser sells a printer which uses a laser and can cut/write on everything from paper to wood to stone. Available in 25-50 Watt models, starting at only US$10,000. Great for the geek who must have it all! Unfortunately, Windows drivers only at this time." We mentioned this wondertool before.
Invite hot women over who want tattoos. Have your way with them as you design the tattoo. Then stick their arm in the printer.
Fight Spammers!
The built-in 25W laser is powerful enough to burn quickly through paper and cardboard without leaving so much as a charred edge.
Coming soon to a store near you... the VersaTattoo! It burns the most intricate designs on your skin with hardly any charred flesh! Warning: some swelling, blistering, or permanent scarring may result. Hold away from eyes. Use at own risk.