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600 New Species of Fish Discovered

zenobr writes "Some 300 scientists from 53 countries are creating a record of all known marine life, in a project reminiscent of an aquatic Domesday Book. So far more than 15,000 species of fish have been catalogued and 2 to 3 thousand more are expected to be catalogued before the project's end in 2010. Over 500 of the fish catalogued thus far are thought to be new to science. Full story on BBC News"

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  1. But have they found... by yerricde · · Score: 3, Funny
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  2. dammit by morelife · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long have these scientists been keeping these fish TO THEMSELVES???

  3. "...more than 15,000 species of fish" by PSaltyDS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tartar Sauce technology is just not keeping up! I'm going to sponsor open sauce recipies at SauceForge.

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  4. Re:Doomsday book? Try Domesday... by asparagus · · Score: 4, Funny

    You gotta love a man who has to get a book made just to know what he owns.

  5. Recipes? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are there recipes to go with all of these new fish?

    Thanks for all the fish!

  6. here we go.... by jonnystiph · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let loose all those obscure Lovecraft refrences.

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    1. Re:here we go.... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deep-fried Deep-One on special down at Captain Marsh's? There are some things man was not meant to eat...

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  7. And so far... by The+Munger · · Score: 3, Funny

    They've got 150 more to taste. Reports so far include 300 taste like chicken, and a few mysterious 'Tasty Wheats' flavoured oddities.

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  8. mmm... Red Lobster by grosa · · Score: 1, Funny


    sweet, I'm heading to Red Lobster.

  9. Re:corny joke... by glenebob · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's getting deep in here! This story just doesn't hold water and it won't scale (imagine a beo... nope, too corny even for me). By the time we see the tail end of this one, it'll smell pretty fishy. I think the data has been salted. Whoever believes this one is smoking a lot of sea weed, and personally I've had enough to make my head swim! I think this needs to be sent to a watery grave before the sharks catch the smell.

    >> *shoots self for being so stupid*

    Me first!!

  10. Fantastic news by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just think what this will do for the menu at Long John Silvers!

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  11. In other news... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Funny

    Emeril's latest book, "600 New Ways to Serve Fish" has just gone on sale.

  12. Fish Heads... by niko9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    fish heads, roley poley fish heads, eat 500 more, yum. :)

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  13. furthermore... by AltGrendel · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...after the tasting, 168 were suddenly reported extinct.

    Scientists had no comment other than to ask for more tartar sauce.

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  14. They wanted to do this by bstadil · · Score: 1, Funny

    but had to scale back

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  15. Good news! by dolo666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we have a ton of new fish for O'Reilly to stipple and use for cover art!

  16. It's a cook book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a cook book!

  17. Re:extinct fish? by t0ny · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how many fish in the catelogue will be extinct within ten years.

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