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Phantom Game Console Presentation

superultra writes "Glaximus has posted an impressions piece on Penny-Arcade of one of Infinium Lab's first press conferences. Most notable is that which Gabe, of Penny-Arcade fame, also replicates on Penny-Arcade's front page: 'One of the last questions asked was rather direct and perhaps aimed a bit low. "So, I have all my consoles at home, and I have a very powerful PC that plays lots of games and can be upgraded simply by installing new hardware myself. Why would I want to buy a Phantom?" Rob's answer? "Well then you aren't really part of the Phantom's core user base." That got some chuckles from the crowd, sure. But it was Rob's next statement that had the real impact. "See, you people say you have enough consoles, and a powerful PC, but whenever a new console comes out, you people always buy it."' Other details are scarce, except that the release date is now April 2004, and that the Phantom will use highly advanced DMCA techniques such as Epoxy Encapsulation and Case Intrusion Detection. Doing so will, no doubt, provide the Missing Link in Digital Rights Managment."

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  1. isn't it obvious? by sweeney37 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, no games or companies mentioned, no indication of what the launch titles would be, or if there was even any Phantom-exclusive original content planned. When asked directly just who Infinium had in their corner, Rob's reply was interesting: "I can tell you I can't tell you. I can tell you I'd like to tell you. I can tell you who we don't have. Do we have EA? No."

    c'mon, why don't they just say it. we all know the launch title is Duke Nukem: Forever, why must they beat around the bush?

    Mike

  2. I'm seeing some sh*t! by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this comic , also from Penny Arcade, sums up the Phantom more neatly even than that press release.

  3. i know where to get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is right next to the snowball in hell. So just fly down there in your hovercars and get one.

    (Note to the well read, i dont mean Dante's hell.)

  4. heh by revmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, am I the only one planning on buying one and raping it for parts?

    A P4, 80gig hard drive and some ram all for $300 eh? Not bad :-)

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  5. Infineum business plan by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    1)hype console
    2) Depend upon the utterance "You people buy every console there is."
    3) Profit!

    Yes folks! They have revealed the elusive and often obfuscated STEP 2!

    Hallelujia! No longer do I have to steal underpants to build a business!

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  6. April of 2004? by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

    That wouldn't happen to be April 1, 2004, would it?

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  7. Enron Economics by banzai75 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and be ready, tentatively, for a Q1 2004 release-- about April or so.

    If I remember correctly, April would be in Q2.

  8. Tim Roberts' Resume by Moglandor · · Score: 2, Funny
    Tim Roberts (Inifinium Chairman/CEO) Resume, Archived version: http://web.archive.org/web/20020525154216/www.timr .tv/
    (Under Applications Experience) ...Microsoft Frontpage 2000, Adobe Golive Cyberstudio, WINZIP, Oracle Accounting; Asset Management; Sales and Marketing, regclean, Mcafee Virusscan, Mcafee Regclean, Dodge Plans, Windows Media Player, Retrospect, Liveperson, Real Player, CUSEEME Client and server, Norton utilities, Adobe Acrobat, Webtrends, Roxio Easy CD Creator...
    Is being able to click a "play" icon really resume-worthy?
    1. Re:Tim Roberts' Resume by toriver · · Score: 2, Funny

      regclean, Mcafee Virusscan, Mcafee Regclean,

      This man is teh w1zzrd! He has run both Microsoft and McAfee's regclean programs! A man of the wurlde!