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Paterson's Worms Solved by Number-Crunching

An anonymous reader writes "Thirty years ago, Martin Gardner described Paterson's Worms to the world. Just recently, Benjamin Chaffin, one of the designers of the Pentium 4 chip, managed to trace a couple trillion steps of the 'unsolved' worms, and has pretty much solved all but two of them."

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  1. Worms by FUDOH · · Score: -1, Troll

    I looked deep into her eyes, they in turn, looked deep back into me. A connection formed, my eyes lowering, gazing at her long strands of jet black hair. Her supple, milky white breasts, with perfectly shaped areola. Her firm stomach, smooth, shaped, warm, giving way to her curved hips. Her neatly trimmed pubic hair. Her long, veiny cock.

    It looked back at me, as if it was a part of my soul, a part of myself. I looked back at her, a expression that seemed to ask, "Is that for me?" She nodded yes.

    The penis began transforming, becoming. Black stripes appeared along the length of its shaft. It was becoming one of the sandworms from the movie Beetlejuice. It let out a guttural scream, shaking me to the very core of my soul.

    I was scared. I felt my vagina dampen slightly, I was shaking in fear. But she reached out, her fingertips along my face, letting me know that there was nothing to fear.

    I knew what had to be done.

    I knelt down, calming myself, the sandworm screaming angrily. Then, gently, yet firmly, I took the worm in my mouth.

    Sucking gently, I heard its anger subside. It began whimpering softly, then giggling. It was content. I continued to fellate the worm, feeling it reverting, becoming.

    Once again, it was the long, veiny, beautiful cock. Its code cracked, its problem solved, a simple matter of fellatio. A beautiful solution to a mathematical problem, a proof of the reality of ourselves. QED

  2. this guy's pretty damn smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    if he can design a high-end microprocessor like that, and solve problems like this, then this dude must be some kind of vmeoiapevmanera pngr ap nijevaq iuvmepa wpe4r9238 mnvmaqpmr aoismfdap mvepame uemv apejnvn ap9vna amepv ampeauv ampcpoiwmv amxiema ivmepamv eima a slashdot sucks ampvea iepaiuvuea boobies boirea frist psot vmeapv eimuia s emve queer vmepuvemna bruioewa you must have a lot of time on your hands vmeuiavna ev948 qnvumiams amvre apmv rp vrmparmpao vramp beowulf cluster mvuieopaqvm9wemae amcpoi ioep m apom pimepajva uivemna ui nvuria

  3. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 56 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    and how many years now has he been 56?

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