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Better Living Through Chiral Chemistry

Atario writes "A long time ago, I remember reading in some science magazine that someone had the bright idea of using enantiomers (the two forms of asymmetrical molecules, like left- and right-handed versions of the same one) to make zero-calorie sugar -- turns out, in general, that sugars are all asymmetrical, and everything generates and uses only one of the two chiralities (handednesses) for each one. If we consume a mirrored version of, say, sucrose, we might get all of the sweet but none of the calories. Sweet-tooths rejoice! But nothing ever came of it. Now, however, Wired has an interesting article that explains what the holdup has been and indicates the logjam may break soon, but, as it turns out, in a non-synthetic, albeit nonzero-calorie, way."

68 comments

  1. Why don't you drink Aquafina instead of Mt. Dew??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    you Gnu hippies

  2. Sure there are no side effects by cybermancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems like every time they come out with a new 0-cal sweetener, that is safer then the last, it turns out to have some unforseen side effect that makes it worse then the last.

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    1. Re: Sure there are no side effects by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > Seems like every time they come out with a new 0-cal sweetener, that is safer then the last, it turns out to have some unforseen side effect that makes it worse then the last.

      Fortunately, this one merely makes the water in your toilet spiral down the wrong way when you flush it.

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    2. Re:Sure there are no side effects by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Saccharin. What else? Please refrain from linking http://www.monsanto-is-evil.com/ and their ilk. Please no "my friend can't stand diet coke - he says he's allergic." Hard facts please.

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    3. Re:Sure there are no side effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are just now figuring out that fructose may be really bad metabolic mojo when used as a sweetner, now we have something twice as bad!

      This stuff is metabolised, it's just metabolised very very poorly. I'm personally trying to improve my metabolism not muck it up. I don't need anyone adding something to my food when they really don't even know how it's being digested or why it "robs" energy from the digestor...

      http://www.nutrition.org/cgi/content/full/128/9/ 14 81

    4. Re:Sure there are no side effects by mink · · Score: 1

      MY wifes vision gets blurry and her blood suger is kept at an elevated (above 200) state if she drinks diet soda that uses nutrasweet. These effects last for a day or so after she stops using the products.

      Regular sugar dosent do that to her, and neither does saccharin or splenda.

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  3. The one time patents would be a Good Thing... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For once, a patent would appear to be supporting innovation. An individual with an idea sees the potential, files a patent, and goes on a quest to commercialize the product. There could be no better case study of how patent law is supposed to encourage innovation.

    But alas, it's not to be. From the article:
    The patent on tagatose as an additive expires in 2006, the two patents on production methods a few years later. [Inventor Gilbert] Levin hopes to see his sugar substitute flood the market before then.

    Meanwhile, the current silliness at the patent office will help ensure that Levin will join the legions of brilliant inventors with "died nearly destitute" included somewhere in their epitaphs. Instead of an individual getting his due from an actual original thought, big corporations are set to reap millions from ridiculous "business method" patents. Again, from the article:
    Kellogg's obtained a patent in 2002 to use tagatose in "improved sucrose-free, noncarcinogenic, reduced-calorie, insulin-independent" sweet cereals. Wrigley and Kraft have patents of their own.

    It's situations like this that make me glad to be a wage slave, with all my original ideas signed over to my own^h^h^hemployer.

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    1. Re:The one time patents would be a Good Thing... by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1
      Wrigley and Kraft have patents of their own.

      No kidding man. IIRC Wrigley has also received a patent for using chewing gum as a drug delivery system for Viagra which is a perfect example of how ridiculous our patent office has gotten. Is there anyone reading this who would like to have a patent in their name just to list on their resume but thought you didn't have any clever enough ideas? Well your prayers have been answered. The Rad shall provide. Just patent sprinkling Viagra on cupcakes as a drug delivery system. Filed too late? Another slashdotter beat you to it? Never fear, I've got a million of them:
      Patent sprinkling Viagra on Sugar Cookies as a drug delivery system.
      Patent sprinkling Viagra on Gummi Bears as a drug delivery system.
      Patent sprinkling Viagra on Frosted Flakes as a drug delivery system.
      Patent sprinkling Viagra on chewing tobacco as a drug delivery system.
      Patent sprinkling Viagra on Juji Fruit as a drug delivery system.
      Patent sprinkling cyanide over crack as a patent examiner culling system.
      If you try all these and they are already taken just send me a message and I will be happy to give you more patentable ideas from my very innovative imagination.

    2. Re:The one time patents would be a Good Thing... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kraft have patents of their own

      Patent sprinkling Viagra on cheese as a drug delivery system.

      BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE!

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  4. Whoa by xenocide2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    For Levin, it was a third tour at Hopkins; he received a bachelor's in 1947 and a master's in sanitary engineering a year later.

    And I always thought that a janitor was an entry level position.

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  5. Serendipity and poor laboratory technique by drox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was impressed by the role serendipity has played in the discovery of sweeteners. But

    In 1937, a University of Illinois grad student discovered another sweetener when he set his cigarette on a lab bench during an experiment - testing a would-be antifever drug - and then took a drag off the cyclamate-coated end.

    might be taking things a bit too far. Smoking in the laboratory? My how times have changed!

    Still, the cyclamates are now banned (in the US anyway), while you can still buy cigarettes in any quik-E-mart. You just can't smoke them in the laboratory! Or in most public buildings.

    1. Re:Serendipity and poor laboratory technique by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      And I can only imagine the number of chemists who ingest more noxious chemicals on a regular basis. One would think that washing hands and cleaning up spills ASAP would be more common!

      Then again, I suppose people just weren't as paranoid back then? Probably didn't know any better...
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:Serendipity and poor laboratory technique by Sgt+York · · Score: 1

      Smoking in a chemistry lab? Cancer is the least of your worries. I think "large fireball with ignition source at the center" is a little higher on the threat list.

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  6. non-nutritive "food" by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two years of Newtrition investment and research had produced CHOW(TM). CHOW(TM) contained spun, plaited, and woven protein molecules, capped and coded, carefully designed to be ignored by even the most ravenous digestive tract enzymes; no-cal sweeteners; mineral oils replacing vegetable oils; fibrous materials, colorings, and flavorings. The end result was a foodstuff almost indistinguishable from any other except for two things. Firstly, the price, which was slightly hgher, and secondly the nutritional content, which was roughly equivalent to that of a Sony Walkman. It didn't matter how much you ate, you lost weight.*

    * And hair. And skin tone. And, if you ate enought of it long enough, vital signs.

    From Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. (pg 110 in my copy)

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  7. Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by Zeio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some compounds are listed as d- and l- refer to the highest-numbered asymmetric stereogenic centers. They also do not indicate the sign of rotation of plane-polarized light.

    Most interesting organic compounds have multiple stereogenic centers. One of the main reasons plants are used to obtain starting materials for various modern drugs, ergot infested rye (indole substrate), poppies, indica sativa all provide starting points that make it so that creating synthetic materials based on these plant extracts as starting reagents is far easier due to the fact plant enzymes can place each stereogenic center in the right conformation and in wet chemistry this is exceedingly difficult. Mentioning some of the starting plants for illicit drugs is no mistake; they are notoriously sensitive to chiral conformation, and provide some of the most interesting sterochemical research subject matter. Also, due to the draconian laws surrounding federally controlled substances and their precursors, it isn't easy to study these things, despite being hugely important.

    To say that stereochemistry is limited to 2-handedness is a ridiculous oversimplification of reality. If I'm not mistaken, C6-H12-O6 "glucose"; has D-glucose has 4 chiral carbon atoms (2^4 = 16 possible stereoisomers) - I believe only one of which is able to provide calories.

    Various notations for stereochemistry exist, and one must factor out canonical conformations and take into account the bending of the various stereogenic centers in 3d-space, leading to notations that include "boat" and "chair."

    Now, as to the practicality of stereogenics and its use in zero calorie metabolism: this is probably less difficult than separating U238 and U235, but one could probably get an enzyme of modify bacteria to plunk out zero-cal conformations, but in large scale synthetic operations, getting picky with chirality could be problematic / costly. Things are ridiculously hard to separate, and you need to use special techniques such as using tartrate salts and other expensive and slow ways of picking out the various conformations of chiral compounds.

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    1. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by stienman · · Score: 1

      "Now, as to the practicality of stereogenics and its use in zero calorie metabolism: this is probably less difficult than separating U238 and U235"

      Well duh. I can seperate sweets from no sweets using my tongue. You ain't gettin' me to put U-whatsit and U-whatsit plus 3 on my tongue.

      Nuh-uh. No way!

      How much was that again? Oh, well, what's face cancer compared to $7/hr! Bring on the uranium!

      Moral of the story - you can get any labor done for the right price. The right price is however low your conscience will let you sleep at night with.

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    2. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by mike3411 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a pretty good comment, but I'd like to add that the reason why a certain enantiomer of a sugar would not convey calories is because it would fail to react with digestive enzymes. However, any chemical that is altered to remove specificity for these enzymes is also likely to cease its specificity for the taste receptors that register "sweet". While I believe that taste receptors might be a little bit more lenient, I would bet that this would be one of the problems. The extreme difficulty/cost of seperating enantiomers being another, as noted in the parent. which is why other approaches are yielding results more quickly, such as the undigestible "fat" of Olestra.

      and btw IAABOC (i am a bioorganic chemist)

      well, in training. give me a few years ; )

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    3. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      To say that stereochemistry is limited to 2-handedness is a ridiculous oversimplification of reality. If I'm not mistaken, C6-H12-O6 "glucose"; has D-glucose has 4 chiral carbon atoms (2^4 = 16 possible stereoisomers) - I believe only one of which is able to provide calories.

      It isn't as neat as that.

      In general N chiral carbons means 2^N possible configurations. Half of these are mirror images (enantiomers) of each other. That means there are 2^(N-1) distinct epimers. These are distinct chemicals in their own right. They don't just taste different and rotate light backwards. They have different melting points, solubilities, IR spectra, etc.

      So glucose, with its 4 chiral carbons, is a member of a family of eight related epimers. Any two of the 8 will differ from each other in that between 1 to 3 (1 to N-1) carbons have flipped chirality, making them diastereomers of each other- some carbons are flipped, some aren't. And each has a D and an L form.

      The 8 epimers of glucose (including glucose itself) have names: allose, altrose, glucose, mannose, gulose, idose, galactose, and talose. Collectively they are referred to as aldohexoses. As far as I know, most are digestible and taste more or less sweet. Gulose is nonfermentable. Galactose is less sweet than glucose but certainly has calories since it's a component of lactose. Finding information on what the rare ones taste like is difficult. They don't appear in many cookbooks and the people who work with them don't seem to be terribly interested in telling us what they taste like.

    4. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought you could have "some" of most precursors and be ok...
      i.e. i can have 20 grams of methylamine HCl and be ok but if i got 15 KG im going to prison.
      I dont need a shitload of anthing in order to study it.
      i thought that was the beauty part of organic chemistry, even if they make something illegal or hard as fuck to get you can always make it from something not illegal or hard to get.
      for example benzyl chloride is FUCKING hard to get.
      toluene and pool shock on the other hand are easy.
      methylamine is hard.
      formaldehyde and ammonium chloride are easy.
      and on and on and on.
      <side note>
      i dont make drugs.
      i DO like to know how to make chemicals that the govenment says i cant have.
      </sidenote>

    5. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by Tower · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Galactose is less sweet than glucose

      I for one welcome our new sugar epimer overlords.

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    6. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Informative
      Taste and scent receptors are more lenient. They are not the typical "one receptor, one ligand" forms that you see everywhere else. They are designed to react to a wide array of similar molecules as opposed to having a high affinity for one molecule, and virtually none for anything else. "Sweet" receptors can react to any sugar, even disaccharides. For example, two enantiomers of glucose are much more similar chemically and biochemically than are glucose and fructose. Both fructose and glucose have the same apparent effect (they both taste similarly sweet).

      As far as separation goes, try this:

      Take a small peptide analogous to the binding sequence of a glucose transporter, high affinity metabolic enzyme, etc. There are quite a few you can chose from. Select for enantiomer specificity. Synthesize a large quantity. Mass production of a small peptide isn't terribly expensive, e.g. aspartame. Bind it to your matrix of choice and pack a column. Run your mix through it and now, the biologically active form is gone, leaving you with the inactive forms coming out of the column. When it gets "full", wash it all out and reuse.

      and btw IAABOC (i am a bioorganic chemist)

      Me too. In fact, the reason I came up with this is because I'm collecting fractions of an enzyme by an affinity column right now.

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    7. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by XenonChloride · · Score: 1
      Some compounds are listed as d- and l- refer to the highest-numbered asymmetric stereogenic centers. They also do not indicate the sign of rotation of plane-polarized light.[...]
      Are you really sure that you don't confuse d and l with Emil Fischer's D- and L- notation?
    8. Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have problems with the notation, but I fully understand the multiple conformations of organic compounds. The point was that to reduce stereochemical conformation for right and left is an oversimplification of reality.

      As I do not practice chemistry on a daily basis anymore, I'm sure there are technicalities you could rip into regarding the diatribe.

      Now, as far as D- L- Fischer notation, that system itself is considered ambiguous and wrong. Interesting discussions on that system's ambiguity are available in several places.

      Last I remember L/D was deprecated in favor of R-/S-.

      Anyways, notation is just that; a way of describing things. The editor in question thought he knew what he was talking about and that blurb essentially misled people on what the notation means. The world would have better off with no explanation than a wrong one.

      I'd gladly get into a contest with anyone, after a few weeks refreshing myself with the subject matter - of course, with forward and reverse synthesis of just about any compound. Last I worked with this stuff, I was pretty good at finding both the shortest [time and # of steps], highest yield and most cost effective routes of synthesis for fairly complex organic compounds.

      Where I could stand to learn a thing or two is in organo-metallic chemistry. My professor was a real bitch (she went to Princeton and had to act like Miss Omnibus, but she was so frigging pathetic she lived with one of her former students). Miss bitch never published or patented anything useful, so I think she was a bit bent about that. Her research included things that were impossible to synthesize cheaply and wondered why no one gave a shit.

  8. You can't patent sugar! by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't patent sugar! that's just fucked up!

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    1. Re:You can't patent sugar! by CaptKilljoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean "You can't patent sugar that's just fucked up!", right?

    2. Re:You can't patent sugar! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      what meme am i uninformed about here?

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    3. Re:You can't patent sugar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the freaky punctuation joke meme. don't catch it, or conversely, don't let it catch YOU.

  9. Why Separate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why separate when you can manufacture a chiral molecule in only one stereo-isomer? There's plenty of named reactions out there to facilitate a stereospecific synthesis, especially a relatively simple one like glucose/sucrose.

    1. Re:Why Separate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm curious on reading any material on stereo specific synthesis using "regular" chemistry (e.g., can be done with just reagents, heat and some basic equipment.)

      You have any links?

    2. Re:Why Separate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's plenty of named reactions out there to facilitate a stereospecific synthesis, especially a relatively simple one like glucose/sucrose.

      I work in a lab that works with sugars, and if you told any of the chemists that synthesising chiral isomers of glucose is "easy" or "simple" they would *laugh* at you. Profusely.

    3. Re:Why Separate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [These] things are ridiculously hard to separate, and you need to use special techniques such as using tartrate salts and other expensive and slow ways of picking out the various conformations of chiral compounds.

      I think even this was an understatement, but dealing with stereoisomers is anything but *easy*.

    4. Re:Why Separate? by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

      Reactions do exist, but may not be cost-effective in mass production quantities.

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  10. Cancer? Not from uranium by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, uranium is a highly toxic heavy metal. Put enough of it on your tongue and you'll be in a very bad way, like the people who did the same with lead, mercury, cadmium....

    The radiological properties of uranium are, as I understand it, vanishingly unimportant compared to the chemical toxicity.

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  11. Clearing up the cancer FUD by utahjazz · · Score: 1
    Wired magazine:
    The NutraSweet Web site's FAQ is devoted to answering charges that aspartame causes brain tumors, epileptic seizures, even weight gain. Such public suspicion could give all-natural tagatose a huge marketing edge

    The NutraSweet Web site's FAQ:
    American Cancer Society
    The [ACS] clearly states that aspartame does not cause cancer. In fact, aspartame (due to the nature in which it is metabolized) never reaches the organs of the body.

    Does aspartame cause cancer or tumor formation?
    Long-term and lifetime tests in rats and mice with extremely large amounts of aspartame showed no evidence of brain tumors or any kind of cancer associated with aspartame.

    I think I'll take NutraSweet over an ambidextrous sugar isotope invented by someone that flew radioactive sugar to Mars.
    1. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1, Informative

      Aspartame never reaches the organs? Well I guess we don't have to worry about it causing cancer then, since all cancers happen in the organs.

      Right?

      And you mean isomer, not isotope.

      OTOH, you do have a point. After all, the thalidomide disaster was caused by optical isomers, that's never a good thing to associate with.

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    2. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Aspartame never reaches the organs? Well I guess we don't have to worry about it causing cancer then, since all cancers happen in the organs.

      Yeah, especially since the stomach, intestines, skin (lips, cheeks) are not organs. :P

      So, if they don't know what an organ is, do we trust their scientific methodology? ( I don't believe aspartame is particularly harmful but I don't believe them saying so ).

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    3. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think I'll take NutraSweet over an ambidextrous sugar isotope invented by someone that flew radioactive sugar to Mars.

      RTFA; all he did to 'invent' it was to get a package in the mail. He figured out an economical process to synthesize it from whey, but nature invented the sugar.

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    4. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      I do beleive you'll find I was being sarcastic.

      I wanted to go for an "insightful" score so I took out the section where I go

      "... in the organs. Isn't that right, johnny no-hair? what's that? you don't like being called johnny no-hair? why is that? oh don't be silly, there's no such thing as blood cancer!"

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    5. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I replied to the wrong post - you were quite clear. :)

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    6. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      Someone mod parent up; he's right:

      The new sugar substitute has nothing to do with chirality or chemical synthesis. The article and the Slashdot item are misleading.

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    7. Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You replied to the wrong post, and quoted the wrong post in italics in your post?

  12. Here's hoping for no-cal fat by cookd · · Score: 1

    This is great -- I would probably be 15 pounds lighter if Mtn Dew were low-cal.

    I'm looking forward to low-cal fat now. But I fear it will be a while. Whereas substitute sugar just has to be sweet (creative cooks have found ways around the missing browning/cooking characteristics), fat has to have texture and volume characteristics in addition to the flavor requirements. That adds hard-to-meet requirements to any potential solution.

    With sugar, you can substitute it with some chemical that is 600X sweeter than sugar, so you hardly need any of it for it to do its job. With the volume requirement of fat, you can't just get away with a tiny amount of some chemical 600 times more "fatty". So you look for something that has the same volume and texture, but that doesn't make you get fat.

    One way to do this is to use something that seems like fat, but that your body can't digest. Unfortunately, if your body doesn't digest it, it still has to go somewhere. If the fat substitute is completely undigestable, it will stay in your intestines all the way through -- and the consumer will have a nice case of the runs when it gets to the other end.

    If you go for something that can be absorbed by the intestines, but somehow not be metabolized by the body, you're asking for a lot of trouble. Once it is in the bloodstream, how does it get out? It has to be something that can either safely pass through the kidneys, or something that the liver can route through the gall bladder (in which case, you're back to problem #1).

    One approach might be something that is water-based but has oil-like properties until it hits the stomach acid, at which point it breaks down so that the water can be absorbed. I'm no chemist, but that seems to be asking a lot.

    Here's hoping there is a chemist out there who isn't as easily discouraged as I am...

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    1. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Dude, they already made low-cal fats. Ever hear of Olestra?

    2. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I'm looking forward to low-cal fat now. But I fear it will be a while.

      Up and until this post, I was going to ignore that transchiral food additives have been on the market for almost a decade. However, in light of this almost-observant post, I remind you that Olestra has been teaching us for quite some time.

      Sugar in my foeces probably won't be nearly as bad as oil, thankfully. What we need is an oil that degrades in our stomach to two other things that a) don't get ingested and b) don't leave me feeling like i just left a porn stage.

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    3. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      This is great -- I would probably be 15 pounds lighter if Mtn Dew were low-cal.

      Or if, you know, you, like, didn't drink so much Mountain Dew.

      If your intake of soda is high enough that artificially sweetened ones would make a large difference in your caloric intake, you're drinking too much fscking soda.

      Hell, why bother with artifical sweetners and fats? Just make like the Romans and vomit it back up again! (Though not in a "vomitorium".)

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    4. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by cookd · · Score: 1

      Yes. But it suffers from problem #1 (the runs).

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    5. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Except that very few people got the runs. To the extent that warning notices are no longer necessary.

    6. Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat by tzanger · · Score: 1

      Isn't Olestra the stuff that claims "anal seepage" as a side effect? I think I'll take my chances with the runs...

  13. Re:Composition doesn't determine taste by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most of this is correct, except that cellulose is actually a polymer made up of glucose. More specifically, cellulose is beta(1,4)-linked glucose. This online lecture has a picture of cellulose both as a linear chain and as how linear chains can form a more complex sheets (not pictured: the sheets can then stack). We can't use cellulose because we don't have cellulase, a series of enzymes that can hydrolyze the chain. It's been a while, but I think it pops off glucose pairs, not monomers but I could be mistaken.

  14. Fertility? by blueworld · · Score: 1

    Was anyone else put off by the comment that they might market this substitute as a fertility aid (due to a study showing it increased fertility in rats)? Somehow I think there are a lot more women in the world who don't want to get pregnant than women trying to get pregnant.

  15. Some encouragement! by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

    An individual with an idea sees the potential, files a patent, and goes on a quest to commercialize the product. There could be no better case study of how patent law is supposed to encourage innovation.

    Good thing the idea was patented...otherwise we might have had more than one company working on this for the last twenty years.

  16. Re:Fertility? Yes, actually. by Tsar · · Score: 1

    Was anyone else put off by the comment that they might market this substitute as a fertility aid (due to a study showing it increased fertility in rats)? Somehow I think there are a lot more women in the world who don't want to get pregnant than women trying to get pregnant.

    I hope you've never had to deal with the pain of wanting a child and not being able to have one. I've known more people of that ilk than those who wished the other way after having them. Many of these folks have paid tens of thousands of dollars for any number of treatments, surgical procedures, counseling, etc. to try to have kids. Do you think they'd balk at switching to a lo-cal sweetener that might increase their fertility by five percent?

    The key word here is market. Someone developing a fertility aid doesn't care if five billion people don't want more kids. It's the hundreds of millions that do who will make it worthwhile. The plan is to sell it, after all--not add it to the municipal water supply.

    Yes, in a free market people vote with their money, but remember that the voting options aren't Yes and No, but Yes and Abstain.

  17. Celebrity deathmatch: Murphy vs Darwin by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    In 1879, chemists Ira Remsen and Constantine Fahlberg synthesized a derivative of coal tar called orthobenzoyl sulfimide. One day, Fahlberg spilled the substance on his hand, which later that evening he touched to his mouth. It tasted sweet. He filed for a patent and called the substance saccharin. In 1937, a University of Illinois grad student discovered another sweetener when he set his cigarette on a lab bench during an experiment - testing a would-be antifever drug - and then took a drag off the cyclamate-coated end. In 1965, a chemist named Jim Schlatter was working on a compound to treat gastric ulcers. He licked his finger to grab a sheet of paper and tasted aspartame for the first time. Then there was the 1976 discovery of sucralose by a King's College student working with chemically altered sugars. The student - not a native English speaker - mistook his professor's instruction to "test" the material and tasted a mouthful.

    Thus conclusively proving that Murphy's law defeats Darwin's law.

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    1. Re:Celebrity deathmatch: Murphy vs Darwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Hmmm....I wonder what ethidium tastes like....

      Phenol tastes like burning!

  18. Why the slant on D- vs. L-? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    The article states:
    Finally, he decided to try L-tagatose, a rare left-handed sugar. When the maker accidentally sent him D-tagatose, he tested it. It was nearly as sweet as sugar, with similar baking and browning properties. By coincidence, D-tagatose is structurally similar to L-fructose, making it enough like a left-handed sugar that the small intestine absorbs only 20 to 25 percent of it. Translation: low-calorie. As it turns out, the perfect sugar Levin was searching for wasn't left-handed at all. But it took a lesson in chiral chemistry to find it.
    All in vain!
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  19. Re:Fertility? Yes, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who want children but are unable to have them should adopt.

  20. D and L sugars by fven · · Score: 1

    Another poster was correct in pointing out that sugars have multiple chiral centres. Glucose has four, which means that there are 2^4 = 16 stereoisomers of glucose.
    Prof. Fischer won the Nobel prize in 1902 for determining the correct isomer. In doing this work he invented a way of drawing these monosaccharides as a linear chain (all sugars do spend some time linear and some cyclic - it is an equilibrium) and the stereochemistry of the carbon atom furthest away from the aldehyde group determines the D or L designation.

    H-C=O
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    H-C-OH
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    HO-C-H
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    H-C-OH
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    H-C-OH*
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    CH2-OH

    So the ascii art above represents d-glucose because the OH group with an asterisk points to the right.

    The idea is of using the opposing sugar works in theory becase we don't have the enzymes to digest them (no energy value) but we are able to recognise them (taste sweet).

  21. Sweeteners are safer than sugar. by Benm78 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You should consider the way these substances are tested. If you would test a artificial sweetener in an animal experiment, you would probably use a dose larger than the dose you expect in humans.

    This is very common practice, since it would take too many animals to do a proper test at the expected dose. To determine a 1/million fatality, you would need millions of lab rats if you'd test at the human dose.

    So, if you would test at 100 times the expected dose in humans, this would be a proper experiment for an artificial sweetener.

    However, if we would do the same experiment with ordinary sugar, you would get very strange results. If you would look at the risks of consuming 100 grams of sugar a day in a human, the experiment would involve daily consumption of 10 kilograms of sugar a day. Needless to say, the mortality in the subjects of such experiment would be 100% within a week or so (probably sooner).

    But when testing at the normal dose, I would not be surprised if you'd find that a group on sweetener would have a better life expectancy than a group on 'real' sugar.

    A one-in-a-million chance on cancer would, in my opinion, be better than a one-in-ten chance of contracting obesitas, diabetes and/or cardiovascular problems.

    When looking at the total risk, it would be wise to ban sugar and favour sweeters right here, right now. Luckily, people can choose for themselves, but I think they should be informed better.

    1. Re:Sweeteners are safer than sugar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words: We simply don't know enough about how this stuff works to determine what's safe. We're closer than we've ever been, but it's probably just a drop in the bucket of the grand scheme of things.

  22. This is going to shock you... by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    This is going to shock you, but you don't actually need to consume sweetened (or fatty) products! It's true! You see, you have a part of your body, scientifically called "the brain", which allows you to make "choices" in your diet.

    Saying you can't help yourself from eating a sweet treat is like saying you can't help but rape someone because of the way they were dressed (yes, I know this is extreme, but that's sometimes necessary for making a point). In both cases, you have a response that your brain can process and chose to take action on. No one controls your body, but you. You have free will, so use it.

    When I hear people say they can't stop eating because something "tastes so good", I see a person out of control, and likely a danger to themselves and possibly others. After all, if they can't control their behavior with something as simple as a bit of candy, how can they be expected to behave appropriately in any other area of their lives?

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  23. Re:Fertility? Yes, actually. by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
    The plan is to sell it, after all--not add it to the municipal water supply.

    I think that's the point. Making this a mass-market diet coke additive is metaphorically "adding it to the water supply". And he's right, there are a lot more women that are trying not to get pregnant that those that are having trouble getting pregnant. Look at how many women are on birth control rather than fertility drugs. I fully understand the problems people have when trying to have a child when they can't. But those people, when compared to the general populace, are rare. Even if there are tens of millions of them, compared to 6 billion they are still rare.

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  24. what about stevia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about stevia

  25. Ah, yes, the puritan brigade by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..."Lightly Sarcastic" division.

    No one is saying they can't not eat something. They just want to. Anything wrong with that? If science can provide a way to do so with no (or less) negative side-effects, where's the harm?

    Saying "never mind technological advances, concentrate on getting along with the way things are" results in stagnation. If it weren't for human vices such as laziness and gluttony, we'd still be walking from cave to cave every morning to assemble our spear-hunting parties for the day.

    Why do you drive a car, or ride a bike, or take a train, or use a computer or a telephone? To avoid all the tedium of the alternatives -- a.k.a. laziness.

    Why do you buy food at the grocery store instead of growing and/or hunting your own? To avoid all the hard labor and time consumption of farming and ranching -- a.k.a. laziness -- and because you'd never be able to make enough of the foods you like -- a.k.a. gluttony -- and because hunting can be dangerous -- a.k.a. cowardice.

    Why do you seek a better job or business than the one you have? Because you want more money -- a.k.a. greed.

    The list goes on. Human weaknesses drive human progress.

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    1. Re:Ah, yes, the puritan brigade by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      +6 Insightful. Thanks.

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  26. Re:Cancer? Not from uranium by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    The radiological properties of uranium are, as I understand it, vanishingly unimportant compared to the chemical toxicity.
    Both the chemical toxicity and radiological properties of uranium are significant. Radiation from uranium is primarily alpha radiation and therefore generally won't penetrate the skin far enough to cause problems (though skin cancer would seem to be a possibility - I'm not sure if anyone's done a study). Ingested and particularly inhaled uranium is a different story and the alpha radiation is a definite issue in these cases. Most of the concern over depleted uranium use in warfare is about the consequences of alpha radiation from inhaled uranium dust. This problem is serious because DU rounds are pyrophoric (they vaporize on impact), and therefore leave a lot of small particles in the environment.
  27. why no mention of stevia? by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    Here's something I posted on my site recently:

    The November 2003 issue of Wired has an article about artificial sweeteners, tagatose in particular. I was strongly disappointed to find that the article only mentioned stevia once, in passing, and that it was not included in their chart of sweeteners. I would expect Wired, of all publications, to want to be all over something so subversive.

    I'm even more disappointed to see no mention of it in this Slashdot discussion.

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  28. Re:Why don't you drink Aquafina instead of Mt. Dew by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    you Gnu hippies

    Your position is inconsistent. Microsoft Hippies drink Aquafina.

    GNU hippes drink straight from the tap, some straight from the river.

    Apple hippes drink either Fiji or filtered tap water, depending, on how they came to the platform.

    Unixware hippies, of course, are suing the rest of us for drinking water.

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