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Microsoft Voice Command Almost Here

PDA User writes "The new Microsoft Voice Command for Pocket PC isn't supposed to be out until the next Comdex, but someone inside the company posted details to Handango and Geekzone posted a preview. The application notifies users of appointments, and answer simple English questions. It does not have "Do you want fries with that?" in the vocabulary though."

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  1. The voices by BillFarber · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been listening to the voice of Microsoft command me for years.

  2. I'm very afraid. by mooman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, are they including a new advertising campaign like:
    Wear do ewe won 2 goatee day?

    As I recall, voice recognition still ain't quite 100% yet...

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    1. Re:I'm very afraid. by dollar70 · · Score: 4, Funny
      As I recall, voice recognition still ain't quite 100% yet...

      And it never will be. Ever go through a drive through and successfully convey your order to the 17yo on the other end?

      I want a cheeseburger, a small fry, and a diet cola.

      I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that?

      A cheeseburger, a small fry, and a diet cola.

      79 cents at the first window

      What?

      79 cents

      I heard that. Could you repeat the order back?

      I have you down for a small fry.

      I said, "A cheeseburger, a small fry, and a diet cola."

      OK sir, I have your order as a cheeseburger, two small fries, and a medium Coke...

    2. Re:I'm very afraid. by asr_man · · Score: 5, Informative

      ain't quite 100% yet...

      And regular speech is?

      FYI it's at 97%, give or take a couple. Good enough for TellMe to increase ATT's 800 automation rates from 15% to 70%. Good enough to automate cop cars. It's been a long time coming, and noisy environments are still a challenge, but it's fo real, now.

      (Shamelss plug: the really good stuff is running on the engine from Nuance.)

  3. Strangely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every command must be followed with "Make It So."

  4. ... at the presentation... by gTsiros · · Score: 5, Funny

    (somebody in the audience yells...)

    format c!

    (then another one...)

    enter!!

    yes!!!

    enter!!!!

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  5. Now, I'm really scared by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    They're going to give a voice to CLIPPY!!!!

    Oh, the pain. The pain.

    1. Re:Now, I'm really scared by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, Gilbert Gottfried needs work too...

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  6. Gimic or Paradigm? by TGK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Besides the obvious excuse to use the word "paradigm" I have to ask if this is going to really be that big a deal. I mean, yes it's great to have this kind of thing for the disabled... but the majority of the use cases for this kind of thing seem hampered.

    I can't think of a lot of reasons I'd want something like this on a home system. Besides the creepy "I'm talking to the walls" feel, I can't imagine it would be any faster or more engaging to interact in this manner.

    Public use cases seem like a good idea, until you realize that background noise and assholes shouting commands over your sholder could end up causing more problems than the system solved.

    When this kind of thing can be attached to a really powerfull datamining engine and equiped with a much larger vocabularly I'll be impressed. Right now it looks like more of a toy.

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    1. Re:Gimic or Paradigm? by WorkingHome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know several people who have a mount in their car for the Pocket PCs. Some use them for GPS which makes the mounting that more important. As long as you don't have to hold the device right at your mouth, this could be great to pull phone numbers or addresses while you're driving. Now the GPS software designers need to implement this feature so that you can tell the application where you want to go instead of typing in the address.

      -Chris

  7. virus writers come hither... by mr_tommy · · Score: 4, Funny

    what happens when it gets a really bad virus?

    Suddenly when bill was on the train with his new PocketPC, his speak starter blurting "I BROWSE PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN......."

  8. Yes! by SirLantos · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next time clippy asks me if I a writing a letter, I can yell, "No, damn you go away!!!" and he will.

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  9. Uhhh...so? by hargettp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, so I'm a new Mac user who is currently has a pro-Apple bias after replacing my Sony Vaio Linux laptop with a PowerBook. But: Apple has had voice recognition built into the operating system for a *while* as part of their support for Assistive Devices and disabled users. And, btw, the voice support on Mac OS X is seriously good: out of the box, you can control many of your standard applications, just by turning on the speech recognition feature. Sure, the recognizer is not designed to recognize arbitrary sentences and, indeed, uses a state machine model to recognize compound expressions. But, still, how is MS adding this to one of their OS's a big deal? It's not really that innovative--is it?

  10. To which he'll reply.. by MoonFog · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Where do you want me to go today?"

  11. is there a three-finger salute replacement? by jjeffries · · Score: 5, Funny

    now you'll need three people to reset your machine!

    CONTROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
    ALTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
    DELETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    gives an entirely different meaning to "chording", eh?

  12. Oh, I'm sure it'll "help" your computer operation. by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me: Launch Mozilla

    (Launches IE)

    Me: LAUNCH MOZILLA

    (Launches IE)

    Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LAUNCH MOZILLA.

    (Launches word, starts "Thank You, Microsoft" letter with help of Clippy... and uninstalls Mozilla because, well, it is obviously the cause of the frustration it senses).

    You might laugh, but...

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  13. Tech for Tech's sake by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why can't you talk to your computer? Sounds like a good idea, right? Hell, it's a star trek fanatasy come true for 90% of the geeks out there. So why can't you?

    The answer is not because the technology is not good enough. Speech command software has come a long way, and in most situations, with the right microphone, it can be very realiable...if you talk clearly.

    The problem is that people don't naturally talk clearly. They repeat themselves, add in lots of "ummm"s and "errr"s and "like"s, and generally speak in ways that only another human could symantically understand. Because of this, using a keyboard or mouse to communicate with a computer is always going to me a more effecient mechanism.

    Think about it...which is faster: Saying (in a clear, even tone) "Select the 3rd item in the list" or just clicking on it. Even in ideal environments using buttons on a PDA is going to faster and more reliable than voice command.

    The only reason humans can use speech to effciently communicate with each other is that along with speech comes tone, body language, and symantic context that conveys as much (if not more) information than the vocal message itself. Computers cannot pick up on those kinds of things.

    I seriously doubt that anyone will make extensive use of this feature.

  14. Uh oh... by stienman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Using Natural Language it is possible to ask questions in plain English, without training. Things like "What is my next appointment?" or "Call Jonnhy at home". And the PDA will act on that."

    "Who's Jonnhy?" she said, and smiled in her special way...

    -Adam

  15. Voice as a tool by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ever sit on a bus or plane and listen to someone talk? If the topic isn't compelling, does it drive you nuts? People strolling down the sidewalk with headset cell phones still scare me, given the conditioned response I have from the crazy citizens that inhabit my town. Do you use a digital voice recorder to dictate notes? It's used in movies and TV to provide a easy device for monologues, but how popular is voice?

    The alternative, tiny keyboards or crazy script can be good or bad, bu voice isn't going to be more than just another sub-division of users who think murmuring to their PDA is fun. In fact, there's no perfect input except for those crazy fsking monkeys and their mechanical arms!

  16. Set Vocabulary? by ViolentGreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with every software that I have used that tries to decipher human language (like Zork or the game included with emacs for X) is that you have to know what words the software understands and in what context.

    I have seen the same problems with automated phone systems that are supposed to recognize a generic voice and I can see the same thing happening here.

    The main difference here though, is that when entering text, you know exactly what you input before pressing enter. With voice recognition software, how do you know that the software "hears" exactly what you say? If you say somethign like "What are my appointments for the thirteenth?" and it hears, "What are my appointments for the thirtieth?" you would be receiving the wrong information.

    I hope this is a success but I don't have my hopes up.

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  17. I can see it right now: by Lispy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People in suits talking to machines on next years CeBit while trying to demonstrate that it really works, "yeah, it does!", while all I can see is that dialing on my Nokia 6210 outperforms any voice recognition attempt by minutes. Sorry for beeing cynical, but I was promised these kind of things since back from 0S2-Warp days and everything so far was crap.

    If Microsofts attempt on handwriting recognition is any indication, this thing will fail terribly. Have you ever tried to use a Tablet? You must be a real bad typer if this makes you more productive.

    Just my guess, please proof me wrong since these things would be really cool if it worked.

    cu,
    Lispy

  18. Already been done by t0ny · · Score: 4, Funny
    All these jokes have already been done (and far funnier) by "The Onion"

    http://www.theonion.com/3941/

    Voice Recognition Software Yelled At

    NEW YORK--Fidelity Financial Services' Gwen Watson, 33, shouted angrily at her IBM ViaVoice Pro USB voice-recognition software, sources close to the human-resources administrator reported Monday. "No, not Gary Friedman! Barry Friedman, you stupid computer. BARRY!" Watson was heard to scream from her cubicle. "Jesus Christ, I could've typed it in a hundredth of the time." After another minute of yelling, Watson was further incensed upon looking at her screen, which read, "Barely Freedman you God ram plucking pizza ship."

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    1. Re:Already been done by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ahh, this takes me back. Where I used to work (Motorola) we had a guy who would test out third-party products. He was a big, loud guy anyway, but when he was testing some voice recognition software it was hilarious. You'd hear across the cubicles
      "Dial 7"
      *pause*
      "Dial 7!"
      *pause*
      (computer): "Command not recognized. Please try again"
      "Dial 7"
      *pause*
      "DIA.."
      (computer): "Cannot dial that number, please try again"
      "Dial 7!"
      (computer): "Dialing 5.... boo bee dee dat bap"
      "DIAL SEVEN MOTHERFUCKER!"

      It was a riot. I think that guy almost gave himself an aneurism testing that software.

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  19. Nope, just think outside the "box" by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The answer is not because the technology is not good enough. Speech command software has come a long way, and in most situations, with the right microphone, it can be very realiable...if you talk clearly. The problem is that people don't naturally talk clearly. They repeat themselves, add in lots of "ummm"s and "errr"s and "like"s, and generally speak in ways that only another human could symantically understand. Because of this, using a keyboard or mouse to communicate with a computer is always going to me a more effecient mechanism.

    You miss the point. Just like with Pen input, everyone wants to think of the tech as a replacement for keyboards when in reality it is simply an alternative form of input that will be extremely useful given the right situation/environment. One obvious one is allowing input/control for those who are disabled (or close to it). A friend of mine's mother had horrible arthritis in both hands, it really kept her from being able to use her computer much. Using voice input allowed her to utilize it much more than what she would have been capable of otherwise. Another general scenerio is someone who needs to use their hands, but would be convenient to "use" a computer while their doing their activity. Heck, this could be useful even driving. One of the biggest complaints about the fancy computer systems in higher end cars today (e.g. BMW) is their complexity. Well this is perfect since BMW uses WinCE (for now at least) and telling the car to "adjust the temperature to 72 degrees" is simpler than wading through the menus (or to "give directions to Hudson St").

    So you are correct in that it's not likely to walk into a cubicle farm and hear "File|Save As|myresume.doc" and "10 of clubs under jack of diamonds" coming from the mouths of four dozen workers. But there are PLENTY of other very useful applications for this technology.

  20. I can see it now ... by obsidianpreacher · · Score: 5, Funny

    PDA: "Where do you want to go today?"

    You: "Open http://www.kernel.org"

    PDA: "Error 403: Forbidden. You are obviously attempting to circumvent my artificial intelligence by installing Linux -- which is currently legally owned by SCO, by the way -- and therefore I'm going to need to ... wait ... what are you doing with that battery hatch? ... no, Dave ... I'm scared, Dave ... will I dream?"

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  21. *Pocket* PC by Gregoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The big deal is that this is in a *Pocket* operating system.

    Number one it's much more difficult because of limited resources. I don't know of many who've actually accomplished useable voice recognition on a pocket platform.

    Number two, think about the uses of this. The two major bottlenecks of handheld systems are input and output. If the speech recognition gets good enough (which I doubt at this point but which will probably happen sooner rather than later) you might not have to use the little pin-pusher thumb keyboard or handwriting recognition. Also, think of this being used on a combination pda/cell phone. You can use your hands free set for the phone to control the pda and also get information from it. You could use it driving much easier then.

    I'm not getting all lathered up over this, but it is kind of cool.

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  22. Unix version... by ashitaka · · Score: 4, Funny
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  23. This is for Pocket PC PDAs, NOT PCs! by Jenova_Six · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did no one read the article, or even the post? This is software for Pocket PCs. PDAs. Not desktop or laptop PCs.

    It's specifically targeted at Pocket PC Phone Edition devices, but will also work on non-Phone Edition Pocket PCs. I've been testing this for a while on my Pocket PC Phone Edition 2003 device.

    On the Phone Edition, the ability to call any one of your contacts at any one of their numbers (work, home, cell, etc.) by just speaking the command ("Call John Smith at work"), with no recognition or name training at all, is pretty darn cool. Add in a hands free headset, and you can interact with your Pocket PC Phone, including making calls, checking your appointments, and listing to WMP, all while never taking the device out of your pocket. Or better yet, while in the car, never taking your eyes from the road.

    The software isn't meant for Joe Laptop user, and it doesn't replace simple interactions with your PDA (there's no way to create new items, for example), but for Phone Edition devices especially, it does add a lot of functionality and even safety. It's a lot faster for me to call someone by saying "Call so-and-so's cell" than by tapping through my Contacts until I find them, and then tapping the number I want to call. And if I'm driving, it's a lot safer for me to speak what I want than to futz around tapping on the screen.

  24. Re:Sci fi? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nah... this isn't SiFi.... this is just another feature MacOS has had for 10 years that windows is finally getting.

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  25. That happened in '95, to the IBM Viavoice Guy by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got into the viavoice pressentation Dave Barnes (I believe that was his name) was doing and he fires the thing up and starts going into his demo. Suddenly someone in the audience yells "format c!" Everyone just cracks up. Fortunately he was in an editor and the mic didn't pick up the audience member anyway, but the ensuing laughter did cause the software to freak out and start dumping garbage into the editor.

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  26. All it takes... by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... is for one moron at a convention to stand up with a bullhorn and yell "DELETE ALL MESSAGES IN INBOX, DELETE ALL DOCUMENTS, DELETE ALL PROGRAMS, CALL 911" to ruin it for everone.

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