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Videogame Injuries - The Ugly Truth
Thanks to the BBC for their article discussing the problems of injuries sustained while playing videogames. The author discusses the "definite physical element" to some gaming, commenting in relation to F-Zero GX: "Those [real-life] finger tendons and neck muscles can suffer when your game of choice involves efforts to overtake a craft travelling at 1,400kph." He also discusses stranger problems: "Possibly the most bizarre games-related condition that has been reported is Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome (Havs), something previously recognised in operators of jackhammers, but now increasingly associated with joypad vibration." What terrible injuries related to gaming have you sustained?
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Back when I sometimes played on the Nintendo 64, Mario Party was a real pain in the hand. Literally. I was starting to get blisters when I realized I was using the control stick wrong.
It's funny how I was just wondering this, and then it was posted on slashdot. I bought the new Tony Hawk today, and went pretty crazy and played it for about 8 hours, and my thumbs hurt like crazy. I'm developing a blister on my left thumb.
Damn, I'm a nerd.
I once got my head cut off by one of those giant pink walking warthog things in Doom.
Oh. wait. You're talking actual injuries here? Oh, sorry.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
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"Quake Claims 500 Hours"
SAN FRANCISCO--Rescue workers are still searching frantically for any signs of unwasted time in the wreckage of high-school student Jeremy Fanshaw's life, following a devastating Quake game that claimed an estimated 500 hours of his time. "Ordinarily, a game of this magnitude would destroy 40 to 50 hours," Red Cross worker Linda Wallis-Hupford said. "But, tragically, Jeremy went back to play the game from the beginning, then he started playing at harder and harder skill levels, and, eventually, he downloaded software that let him create his own levels and skins." As rescue efforts continue, experts are warning of a possible Quake II disaster that could last even longer, with more stunning graphics.
taken from The Onion
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Ahh the pains of being a gamer
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after coding 8 hrs a day, then coming home and gaming for a good 2-4 hrs my hands really hurt most of the time. shoudl probably game less... YA RIGHT! :>
Stop using emacs! Convert to the insert mode religion. Just kidding. /me ducks and runs.
Never mind fingers, eyes, or arms my ego is seemingly destroyed after every new game purchase.
I picked up a second hand copy of Jedi Starfighter and have been playing that for a couple of weeks and I am feeling pretty good. My ten year old nephew comes over and utterly embarrasses me in the very first head to head battle we play. He, of course, has never played the game before and made it look like I needed video game special ed.
I am back to Tetris for a while to heal my ego.
You can't mention the maladies provided by video games without mentioning the numerous physical benefits that they provide:
1) Calluses. Nice, thick calluses provide an insulation from the various pains of daily life. With such amazing home remedies as Gran Turismo 3, Mark of the Wolves, and, for the truly hardcore, that goddamned stupid analog stick on the Nintendo 64 controller, you can develop the sort of calluses that make seamstresses and lobstermen fell inadequate and immasculated.
2) Survival. If the dead ever rise from their graves, let's face it folks, the average man is fucked six ways from Sunday. He'll be snackfood in fifty-nine minutes shy of an hour. But not you, mighty gamer. You'll know exactly what to do. If there's a gun shop, you'll loot it. If there's a window, you'll avoid it. If something looks like it has a pair of impossibly silky, sexy legs, you'll run like a scared little girl because you know exactly what's above that hideous, evil beast's waistline. And if you happen to encounter a diminutive young medic on a train bound for Hell, you'll know exactly how she can help you: by being a pretty little pack mule to hold your crap for you.
3) Puzzle solving. Yeah, okay, so Bob down at the office can build an entire IT infrastructure in under two hours and Robert's just fucking MacGuyver (which comes in handy if you need MacGuyver's phone number, I guess), but you know REAL problem solving. If someone needs to arrange some blocks, you're Johnny On The Spot. And if someone says to you, "Hey, do you know which arcane artifact of ancient power this one-of-a-kind shiny magical crystal fits into?", you'll know exactly which one it fits in: the one that's the same shape. That's just the sort of awesome problem solving knowledge and skill that you bring to the team. They might not see your value today, but after someone decides to put a new lock on the bathroom door that only unlocks when you've pressed the corresponding color-coded switch on the other side of the building, you'll really start to shine.
And finally...
4) Advanced Military Tactics. ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKE.
There I was, finally going after boswer in Super mario 3. I fly in from the secret entrance at top and start my racoon tail assisted descent. Suddenly, my NES locks up and the screen goes whack. My rage was uncontrolled. I decide to try out my shinobi skills and throw an atomic karate chop. My target of choice was my right knee. Those physiscists amongst you will better be able to describe what happens when a large force is applied to a small metacarpal, but the end reslt was 6 months of a cast and no video games. FU%$&NG BOWSER!!! I never did finish.
People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.
Sounds like a load of crap to me.